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Tim Marchman @timmarchman.bsky.social · 8h

Diane Keaton was so cool she singlehandedly turned an otherwise unwatchable Woody Allen movie about Woody Allen having sex into one of the greatest movies of all time.

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Teenjus @ichiban.bsky.social · 1d

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Teenjus @ichiban.bsky.social · 1d

Man, what a year. My stomach hurts and I'm dizzy and I need to go lie down and read a book to calm down. Thank you, Mariners.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 1d

mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride

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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 1d

Mariners win

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Teenjus @ichiban.bsky.social · 1d

Congrats to the Blue Jays on their ALCS victory

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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 1d

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Teenjus @ichiban.bsky.social · 1d

Dan Wilson gets so excited when he gets a chance to waste an out

Teenjus @ichiban.bsky.social · 1d

I am going to die.

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Teenjus @ichiban.bsky.social · 1d

Starting to rethink whether I even want the Mariners to make the playoffs anymore. I think I'm built to root for losers. This is hell.

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Teenjus @ichiban.bsky.social · 1d

Tarik Skubal's changeup is disgusting

Teenjus @ichiban.bsky.social · 1d

That's pretty good

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 1d

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 3d

Kershaw really shit on his legacy by deciding he needed to get on the record with the wackest, worst, laziest bigotry right as the curtain was coming down, and it will be tough to remember him any other way. Absolutely one of the greats, but no one can just be normal (or just be quiet) anymore.

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🎃trash🎃 @dollarpbr.gay · 3d

the unabomber’s mugshot (scruffy middle aged white man with short brown hair)

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Teenjus @ichiban.bsky.social · 3d

That's rad. Breakfast of Champions is probably my favorite Vonnegut book, and every time I think about it, I think of that drawing.

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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 4d

Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 3d

I say this with love, some of you are going to lose your life savings to a man who says you have parking tickets that can only be paid in Target gift cards

Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 3d

👀👀👀👀

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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 3d

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

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Teenjus @ichiban.bsky.social · 4d

I know SOMEBODY in the bullpen has to suck, but yeah, no matter how big the lead, I should not have to watch Ferguson or Vargas pitch in a playoff game.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 4d

Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥

Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey

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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 4d

Using AI to keep watching videos of a dead person is frankly sinister. Just reveals a culture obsessed iwth never moving forward or looking ahead, just wallowing in increasingly degraded and unnatural rehashes of its own memories

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 4d

Zelda Williams urges fans to stop sending AI videos of her father, Robin Williams:

“Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I’ll understand, I don’t and I won’t. If you’re just trying to troll me, I’ve seen way worse, I’ll restrict and move on.”

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 4d

I love living in a city full of immigrants and tons and tons of people who are not at all like me and not like each other. It makes us all better and it makes our city better. I know I’m preaching to the choir by saying this on the lib app but I sometimes just get so overwhelmed by how special it is

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Teenjus @ichiban.bsky.social · 4d

Did they use one of those old photos from Twitter when everyone was photoshopping his face to make it incrementally smaller?

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