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Absolute Jahn

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🔞 Monsterboy currently at odds with birdsite. Any pronouns I don't really care. 💜 @busterburnstein.bsky.social 💜

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Absolute Jahn @jahnjira.bsky.social · Jan 5

JAHN CONTENT CONSOOMER THREAD
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 7h

Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 8h

It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.

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illbleed for sego dreancas @impemboganecue.bsky.social · 3h

we have way too many types of cops. enough

shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 3h

metra k-9 unit yesterday

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 8h

"The hills have eyes" is a cautionary tale about having some stuff

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 13h

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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Aura @aurahack.ca · 4h

did i just get an ad for cocaine on instagram what the fuck is going on

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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025) @adactivity.bsky.social · 9h

It’s all happening on x dot com where I do my banking

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 4h

“This immigration issue is a remnant of Subu’s original case. Since that wrongful conviction has now been officially vacated and all charges against Subu have been dismissed, we have asked the immigration court to reopen the case and consider the fact that Subu has been exonerated.”

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Daniel A. Horwitz @danielahorwitz.bsky.social · 17h

Yo this is wild AF

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

PERRY COUNTY, TN — a man arrested and faces felony “threatening mass violence in a school” for posting an image of Trump with his own words in a facebook group after Charlie Kirk’s murder.

His son calls it “an egregious violation of his 1A rights”
www.instagram.com/p/DPoq7b9Fez...

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minimatt.bsky.social @minimatt.bsky.social · 6h

PSA: Twitch partner support is just chat GPT now

Also do NOT use the /warn command EVER

As a moderator you can't remove a warning given on your chat through any means so if the user is on mobile and can't click the popup they are functionally shadowbanned.

This is absolutely fucking ridiculous

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Caleb R. @cartoonist2001.bsky.social · 13d

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KAFKA! COMMS CLOSED @mysterkafka.bsky.social · 4h

Oomfs I’m going to out some pc parts on my throne
Not everything but essentials
It’s been 5 years and this shit happening today just felt like the nudge to upgrade
I feel like a major asshole asking so I might do a Thing where I do some work in exchange for a throne gift idk..

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JohnV @johnjohnjohnny.bsky.social · 5h

fanart is really cool...

done by @orukidraws.bsky.social 💙💙💙

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JohnV @johnjohnjohnny.bsky.social · 4h

Doomer boi gets a nice reward for shaking his totally straight nuts for his bully 🖤🖤🖤

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 5h

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Fernando Puig @fernandopuig.bsky.social · 8d

Woke up this mornin’, gonna have myself some fun! Mama always said “dont step on bubblegum!”

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ProPublica @propublica.org · 5h

Due to Tennessee’s abortion ban, Mayron Hollis was forced to continue a pregnancy that threatened her life. An emergency delivery left her without a uterus and her baby with medical issues.

This was their first year in a post-Roe state (pub. Feb. 2024):

She Was Denied an Abortion After Roe Fell. This Is a Year in Her Family’s Life.

Tennessee law prohibits women from having abortions in nearly all circumstances. But once the babies are here, the state provides little help. We followed one family as they struggled to make it.

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Kentris @kentris.bsky.social · 6h

most of you

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Frost! 🐏 VTuber @frostsheepy.bsky.social · 6h

dude

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rem @cursoulla.bsky.social · 6h

i think i peaked here and i yearn to pose more of them sometime 🙏

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NV @navir.bsky.social · 6h

🔥❄️ www.patreon.com/posts/genshi...

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Frost! 🐏 VTuber @frostsheepy.bsky.social · 6h

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ellie @ellieglassheart.bsky.social · 7h

Please stop putting that image of Pat smiling with his purple hair on my timeline he looks like if a 1800s meat salesman went mad

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🌻The Killing of a Sacred Snep🪐 @fm-synth.bsky.social · 7h

UUUUGH HE'S SO CUTE I LOVE HIM

now I know how Kim Hu feels drawing Taskmaster all the time lmao

Death's Head is adorable and I wish I could explain why

he's just. pathetic. and I think that's why I like him.

Death's Head shoots and kills Backbreaker, a robot.

"Haw - was that supposed to hu-"

Death's Head looks surprised as it actually works.

DUNK! Backbreaker is dead and slumped over on the ground.

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|-|i\/E @unclehive.bsky.social · 8h

I can barely finish a sketch nowadays

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