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Jayland-Yutani

@jaycubed2k.bsky.social

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I mean, I guess... My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xkzqiys5sgwptsoqfkeddqnh/lists/3kfvnaq4pnt2f

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Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · Aug 19

Sorry i give off "Millhouse at 40" vibes

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 21h

Oops I deleted slack and outlook and threw my computer in a ditch

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 17h

Aaah Spirit Halloween, the hermit crab of businesses

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Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 17h

Absolutely amazing work, my jaw is still on the floor 🖤

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Spicy Vectors @spicyvectors.bsky.social · 17h

New Rock Bottom - It's Naomi (@jaycubed2k.bsky.social)

Thank you so much Jay for letting me draw this gal!

An absolutely boobacious lady by JayDrawsTrash named Naomi! She has a rose tattoo on her left arm, is wearing a black tank top and a purple pleated skirt, and has long black socks that go up to her thighs. She definitely has an alluring pull...

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 1d

im asking too much from these comforting soups and stews. they were never intended to have to do this much comforting

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Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 19h

I'm like Dexter if he just gave bad people disapproving glances without confronting them

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Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 19h

The Arby's GM found me in the dumpster behind the store and had his crew dump a bucket of horsey sauce on me :(

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 20h

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 22h

I’ve been in front of the computer too long. Time to take a break and look at my phone.

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Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 20h

It is weirdly encouraging

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Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 20h

The worst part is the song

Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 21h

For context, my skeet about putting a book down after one page comes from Artifact, and one of the worst pages I've ever read.

Opening with balls in the toilet water, stupid fucking song lyrics, calling said balls "Nethers"

Fuck this

Page 1 of Artifact, describing a man dipping his balls in cold water.

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Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 21h

Sometimes you just have to put a book down for good after the first page.

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Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 22h

Gonna make a truth social account just to feel something (bottomless hopelessness)

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 23h

sometimes you look at an account and just instinctively know you’d hate the flatware pattern they chose

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Elder Scrolls Items @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 23h

Zenithar's Horrific Blessing

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Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 2d

Ehh…it keeps them from messing with my cool shit…it’s not like I’m gonna be able to turn the tide of the ocean of idiocy that will ultimately claim them

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Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 2d

Update: YouTube app stopped working on the ancient TV my nephew is using, and when I told him I couldn’t get it working, he reacted like I said his parents just died