this should say "want to see Marilyn Monroe in game of thrones? report to your local reeducation center"

If the government is shutdown for 15 minute we are legally allowed to leave

I firmly believe that Digimon could have stopped 9/11 but I hesitate to say the same thing about most Pokémon.

BREAKING NEWS:

The Texas A&M police department confirms to Extra Points that the sandwich in question was “a pimento cheese” sandwich.

Imagine naming your team after a dead elephant lmao couldn't be me

Chat, I think the hawks are "back"

Jokes on you I got hotter when I got old

This is true art www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AHt9Sm/

Utah Mammoth? More like Mammoth deez nuts amirite

Was preoccupied with digimon I missed half the hawks game whoops

The Parrotmon boss fight can suck my ass

Big "saw you across the bar" energy

The fact that a candidate saying this stuff has to fight his own party establishment, while old news, is nevertheless utterly crazy-making

Also lmao preloading ow2 when I just downgraded my game pass and won't get to play it on day 1 now

I know I'm gonna regret buying this only a few days before ZA comes out cause I'll probably end up not finishing it before then and then I'll forget and it'll sit there for months probably but oh well

someone on the Internet who really wants to convince you to shine lasers at manned aircraft as a protest tactic “because they did it in Chile in 2019” is either:

1. a fascist fed, or,

2. so terminally stupid that they have become functionally indistinguishable from one

[is 36 and still living with my parents] I feel this in the depths of my soul

Its honestly really weird to me that people will get mad at the simple statement of fact "the FAA will send you to big kid jail for shining lasers at airplanes"