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Jess Jeverage 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessjev.bsky.social · 14h

lockpicking youtube has taught me that it probably is this easy a lot of the time >.<

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🏳️‍⚧️ jade hoodiewitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @hoodiewife.bsky.social · 14h

my hot take is that statistical behavioural analysis is ruining AAA game design

Jess Jeverage 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessjev.bsky.social · 14h

beating the drum yet again: multiplayer games stop auto-matchmaking after a match *please*

they really think everybody wants to just keep going forever. i'm older than 16 i need a fuckin break between rounds and I shouldn't have to race a timer every time to get it!!

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Jess Jeverage 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessjev.bsky.social · 14h

this account remains mostly dead except when i want to complain about something

love y'all bye

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Jess Jeverage 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessjev.bsky.social · 14h

beating the drum yet again: multiplayer games stop auto-matchmaking after a match *please*

they really think everybody wants to just keep going forever. i'm older than 16 i need a fuckin break between rounds and I shouldn't have to race a timer every time to get it!!

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i sob hell @isobel.top · 28d

maslow's hierarchy of needs but with hollow knight silksong fleas and it says "when you find one of these little guys and he goes "awooo"

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🔞🌙Luna the Broke Slut ($62/$100) @moonslutluna.bsky.social · 1d

pay a sex worker already and stop being so fucking weird

seriously. $20/30 minutes and I’m a real person that only consumes like a minimum amount of water to live

The Verge @theverge.com · 1d

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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merritt @merrittk.com · 1d

the microplastics and heavy metals in my body squaring up to decide who gets to give me cancer

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Jess Jeverage 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessjev.bsky.social · 3d

gay

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Jess Jeverage 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessjev.bsky.social · 3d

they do damn good work over there!!!

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Jess Jeverage 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessjev.bsky.social · 3d

and now i can rest

Silksong final results screen. It reads:

"Game Completion
Percentage: 100%
Time: 78h 43m 42s"

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Jess Jeverage 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessjev.bsky.social · 4d

i have exactly this experience of shucking the demo discs out of magazines like ears of corn

some real nightmares in that pile

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Ash Parrish @adashtra.bsky.social · 4d

History rhyming so damn much its gonna get a feature on Sesame Street

👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 4d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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Jess Jeverage 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessjev.bsky.social · 4d

hey what

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lex luddy (ichiban appreciator) @lexluddy.xyz · 6d

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Jess Jeverage 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessjev.bsky.social · 6d

SHIT USED TO BE COOL

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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 6d

Every once in a while, I see people wonder why, out of all of the available Pokémon to choose, Poliwhirl was so often shown front and center. Especially in the case of Pokémon's marketing in America.

Well, I'm going to do my best to answer that question now.

Retro Game Art 🎮🖼️🎃🦇 @retrogameart.bsky.social · Dec 27

Pokémon Time Magazine Cover (1999)

#retro #art #gaming #Pokemon

Pokémon Time Magazine Cover (1999) ft: Poliwhirl, MewTwo, Psyduck, Pikachu, Charizard and Blastoise

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Devolver Digital @devolverdigital.com · 6d

SKATE STORY
DECEMBER 8
PS5 | SWITCH 2 | PC
🔥🔥🔥 🛹 🔥🔥🔥
PLAY THE DEMO ON STEAM

store.steampowered.com/app/1263240/...

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Jess Jeverage 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessjev.bsky.social · 6d

anyway nothin like logging into this website to make a stupid post and it takes only 5 seconds of the timeline to remember why I left

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Jess Jeverage 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessjev.bsky.social · 6d

metal gear solid 4 is ABSOLUTELY on the mt rushmore of 4s @danryckert.com @tolkoto.com

not even a question

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𝖘𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖐𝖓𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖘 @clove.bsky.social · Jan 23

save me, official promo art where misato and ritsuko unambiguously fucked

nge promo art of misato and ritsuko sitting near the edge of a bed with beer cans on the floor

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big neutrals @boymoder.meangirls.online · 7d

interesting timing on this right after @jay.bsky.team got (correctly!) made fun of for following Jonathan Chait

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Jess Jeverage 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessjev.bsky.social · 7d

hey gang I'm probably still gone except for when i think of really really good jokes

just letting y'all know i'm alive and stuff.

anyway silksong is a hell of a game huh?

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Jess Jeverage 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessjev.bsky.social · 7d

this is what it's gonna be like when dolly parton does die

a group of people standing on a balcony looking at a hologram

Alt: Andor season 1; hologram of the recently deceased Maarva addressing the crowd

media.tenor.com

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 11d

Artwork used internally at DIC Entertainment during the production of the Super Mario World cartoon, replacing Marge Simpson with Mario. According to a former DIC employee, this was made due to an inside joke at the studio, though the exact nature of the joke has been lost.

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Jess Jeverage 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessjev.bsky.social · 13d

it's a good dumptruck today @jerf.xyz @grubb.wtf @janochoa.bsky.social @danryckert.com

The "Jesse Plemons Meal" meme, except it's a picture of Jeff Bakalar from Giant Bomb.

The meal includes "regular hamburger," "cup for water," and "fries from Wendy's."

Jeff adds "I get it sometimes."

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