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Jimblesnarks @jimblesnarks.bsky.social · 5h

He would talk about them in a similar vein to his description of chickens

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 9h

kanye is going to get into necromancy in the year 2027

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Jimblesnarks @jimblesnarks.bsky.social · 9h

This is a psyop. 5 years my hairy old arse.

What’s the Hold Up Pod Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 1d

He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

Jimblesnarks @jimblesnarks.bsky.social · 18h

38.1% of GCSE English entrants were fails this year. Are we deporting our own?

children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 21h

fuck off with this shit you racist cunts.

i forgot the word "tumbledryer" the other day so i called it a tumbley bumbley and english is my only fucking language.

abolish the home office.

Changes to the English language requirement were first reported in May when the government published their early plans in the immigration white paper. The new standard requires people to express themselves “fluently and spontaneously without much obvious searching for expression” and to be able to communicate flexibly in social, academic and work situations.

Jimblesnarks @jimblesnarks.bsky.social · 18h

38.1% of English GCSEs were a fail this year. What the hell are they doing?

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 19h

Oh yeah? Well could a depressed person eat all three of their meals by 10:30am?

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Jimblesnarks @jimblesnarks.bsky.social · 19h

I wonder why

Jimblesnarks @jimblesnarks.bsky.social · 20h

I cannot tag ces as he isn't on here

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Jimblesnarks @jimblesnarks.bsky.social · 20h

@jasonreiduk.bsky.social????

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 1d

My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.

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Jimblesnarks @jimblesnarks.bsky.social · 1d

A zio has put me on a block list. Loads of randoms are blocking me.

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Jimblesnarks @jimblesnarks.bsky.social · 1d

He said Europeans came here to make a fortune being baristas and I don't need to listen to 'socialist' boomers on anything because they all arrive via the Daily Mail.

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Jimblesnarks @jimblesnarks.bsky.social · 1d

I love how I post this then get notifications that 7 people blocked me lmao

Jimblesnarks @jimblesnarks.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe we need to stop giving fascists power?

Dr Anna Hájková @ankahajkova.bsky.social · 3d

The potential Czech new minister of foreign affairs Filip Turek has a history of hate statements with full racism, homophobia, sexism, and making light of the Holocaust:

"Jeho profil obsahoval i zřejmé narážky na holokaust: „Židobolševikům nosí dárky Děda Mráz nebo Santa Klaus, mně Ježíšek, a když zlobím, tak já sám sobě sám a nebo mi naklade Hitler! V orlím hnízdě v tyto svaté dny pracuji na volném pokračování naší oblíbené, národní českoněmecké pohádky. Bude se jmenovat Tři vagonky pro Popelku,“ napsal se zřejmým odkazem na transporty do koncentračních táborů. „A následovat bude díl Tři komíny,“ dodal."

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Jimblesnarks @jimblesnarks.bsky.social · 1d

It should be. I have watched his show on his yt before.

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Jimblesnarks @jimblesnarks.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao complete fantasy

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Former Pingu Child Actor @heresy.bsky.social · 1d

Nobel CIA prize

Hassan Mafi @thatdayin1992
"The Nobel Peace Prize isn't political."
Also recent Nobel Peace Prize Winners:
X.com
- 2021: Dmitry Muratov, Russian opposition - 2022: Ales Bialiatsky, Belarusian opposition - 2023: Narges Mohammadi, Iranian opposition - 2025: Maria Korina, Venezuelan opposition

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Jimblesnarks @jimblesnarks.bsky.social · 1d

Shame he is from Europe then

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 2d

There's no "regular politics" anymore because you can no longer maintain the idea that we all agree on common goals but we only differ about the means of getting there or whatever. The guys in charge now are plainly amoral, sadistic nihilists. They delight in it! You can't civilly disagree with that

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Jimblesnarks @jimblesnarks.bsky.social · 2d

Blood and soil

Arieh Kovler @ariehkovler.com · 2d

This joke is funny because it's saying Israelis are fake, rootless people who steal all their culture, see? Not a real ethnicity whose material culture is rooted in their blood and soil. No, some kind of sub-people.

This meme was heavily pushed by an influencer who claims Israel killed Charlie Kirk

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Jimblesnarks @jimblesnarks.bsky.social · 2d

Someone made him realise he is the antichrist and now he has to call everyone else it now

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 2d

Every JD Vance interview:

REPORTER: The president literally declared war on Democrats to military leaders. Do you agree?

JD VANCE: Umm haha what I DISAGREE with is Chuck Schumer telling the American people they have to give their cars over to immigrants. But you wont report it!

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 2d

Leo: Instead of fixating on your own flaws, turn that magnifying glass onto other people. Use sunlight to incinerate them like the disgusting insects they are.

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Jimblesnarks @jimblesnarks.bsky.social · 3d

Steroids and cte really push these guys over the edge