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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 57m

Mistakes

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CC Kirby @cckirby.bsky.social · 1h

Family Double Dare question: "What's the name of the evil doll in the 'Child's Play' movies?"

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 1h

Happy national coming out day.

I'm still bisexual.

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 1h

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 2h

I can't believe in the last 24 hours, I had a conversation about Demon Slayer, One Season Game Shows of the 2010s, How Nebula/Dropout is the only way to make a G4 3.0, and how to find out if maybe there is mold in my own house so I don't become Assmoo or Peterson.

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Marco Rogers @polotek.bsky.social · 22h

I had a lot of convos with people who said they were sympathetic, but Defund the Police was a "bad slogan". I told them it wasn't a slogan. It was an answer. It was an answer to the constant question "what can we do to actually lower crime and make our neighborhood's safer?"

Anyway. Here we are.

Jay Perk @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 22h

Should’ve defunded the police like we instructed smh

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 3h

THIS IS ONE COOL DUDE

Mike Minotti @tolkoto.com · 5d

What's even better than a hole in one?? GOLF WEEK MERCH! store.giantbomb.com

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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 1d

Metal Gear Solid done. Thank you to everyone that hung out and donated, it’s helping a great cause. Back tomorrow at 9AM PT to do it all again for Metal Gear Solid 2.

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 3h

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 3d

laughing at @grubb.wtf's reaction to the final map

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 3h

Anime, Buzzballs and Chips.

The brand new series

Giant Bomb @giantbomb.bsky.social · 2d

Twilight ‘n’ Tequila

Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 3h

Just remember your tax dollars are paying for the $50,000 bonus to recruit ICE people to harm your communities, instead of using that $50,000 for Medicare for All, or "pathways to citizenship" or even affordable housing subsidies.

It's just the cruelest, dumbest government in American History.

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 3h

Jeff Bridges is just an absolute legend. ♥️

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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 4h

A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke

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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 7h

We will need Nuremberg-like trials

LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @longtimehistory.bsky.social · 9h

ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.

Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.

He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.

Houston, Texas

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morning sensibilia 🔆 @loveshy.icu · 14h

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 3h

THE JOE ROGAN OF THE LEFT

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 3h

In Opinion | “There may be no two politicians further apart on the ideological spectrum” than Donald Trump and Zohran Mamdani, writes Michael Hirschorn. “But the appeal they make to voters, and the way voters respond, is uncannily similar.”

Opinion | Voting for Mamdani Taught Me Why Trump Won

“Horseshoe” doesn’t even begin to describe it.

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 4h

That's me

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 4h

Yes

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 4h

How come I next got the Soros Bucks

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 4h

I like playing a meta game with one percent.

1) letters are counted
2) alphabet is logic
3) negative space is used
4) missing link is in the clue
5) the obvious answer has something extra

Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 5h

Dead Rising might me one of my favorite Capcom franchises and no matter how many times I see footage of chip til you drop, I can't believe somebody thought the technology and graphics were there for a motion control dead rising

Bad Game Hall of Fame @bghof.com · 5h

The first episode of our 'Dead Rising: Chop Till You Drop' playthrough is up now on YouTube! Come see the classic story of how an elderly woman and her poodle doom an entire mall's worth of people, as you've never seen it before. www.youtube.com/watch?v=55IX...

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 1d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 5h

I think Jeremy is really funny, and sometimes when I'm in a REALLY sad mood, I listen to his podcast and it does cheer me up.

I know it's not "You should be on Dropout" but... Maybe Abolish Everything Season 2????

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 5d

"you should be on Dropout" is the new "you should be on SNL" for me where people essentially comment on my stuff like "hey have you tried winning the lottery?"

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 5h

The sad part is you know someone does exist in Philly and they will constantly get berated by federman in campaign ads