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J Silver Platinum

@jsilverplatinum.bsky.social

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Actor/writer/freelancer in Queens. Lifelong Trekkie. Sucker for old timey comedy, pop science, and cat videos. Trans rights are human rights. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Go Birds

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J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · Nov 22

On a quantum level, the boys both are and are not back in town

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J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 2h

It’s the Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes of games

J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 2h

Due to a clerical error I will be pitching for the Blue Jays this evening

J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 3h

I’ve thought long and hard about this, and the answer is David Bowie’s Seven Years in Tibet

Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 4h

since we're doing baseball here, let's revive that favorite post prompt: what would your walk on music be if you were a relief pitcher. for a long time mine was "how soon is now" but lately i've been convinced you could stitch together a long enuff family-friendly sequence from "fuck the pain away"

J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 4h

Comedy = Tragedy + Marbles

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11h

Moving right won’t help the Democrats win elections. Moving left won’t help the Democrats win elections. The only thing that will help is moving down. It’s time for the Democrats to become the party of molemen

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J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 16h

Good morning New York City! It’s a beautiful day to vote early for anyone but Cuomo

Me, wearing an “I voted early” sticker, posing in front of a “Vote here” sign

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Daniel Abraham @abraham.bsky.social · 1d

If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.

Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net

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J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 1d

I’d pay to watch that

J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 1d

Stevie Wonder out-Beatling the Beatles
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J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 1d

{Mouth full} WAH WAH WAHHHH WAH WAH

J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 1d

Bring back ten dollar tickets

J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 2d

Wow! Banksy has done it again! {He stuck a "kick me" sign on my back}

J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 2d

FINALLY, you can listen to Weird Al’s “Alapalooza” again

J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 3d

The 3D version was the worst

J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 3d

Drop the Star Trek episode that hooked you in the first place

Worf in “Disaster,” facing Keiko O’Brien (currently in labor), holding a tricorder and telling her “You may now give birth”

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 4d

Zohran has one important quality that Andrew Cuomo can never attain: not being Andrew Cuomo

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J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 5d

Life hack: walk into a corn maze and never return

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 5d

Parents Are You Tired Of Your Child Doing This?

Big text at the top says "Parents! Are you sick of your child doing this?"
We see a drawing of a child whose body is sticking out of various parts of a room, his legs through the floor, his arm through one wall, his upper torso and face through another, scowling and sticking his tongue out and saying "fie! I will not be bound by the limits of the physical form!"

In a second panel, the large text says "end the daily hassle and all those little headaches by encasing your child in the cube!"

The boy is now hovering upside down inside a 3 dimensional cube, still scowling, but now fully intact, saying "you're a fool to think these constraints will hold. Once I am free of this prison, you have signed your own doom."

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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 5d

Trump finished the job for Bin Laden.

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J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 5d

Moderator: who is your favorite Beatle

Mamdani: George! {effortless smile}

Cuomo: I have heard of all of the Beatles and my team will look into this. Mamdani is a Muslim

Sliwa: John Lennon stabbed me in the back of a taxicab

J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 5d

In every generation there must be a Joe Lieberman to make sure nothing good ever happens

Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 8d

Zohran Mamdani traveling around New York handing out ice cream cones to children while John Fetterman angrily follows behind snatching those ice cream cones out of their hands and throwing them on the ground

J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 6d

Look, I was 21 years old and extremely drunk when I got the nazi tattoo, I didn’t even know it was a nazi tattoo until five, maybe six hours later. Ah, youth

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Spooky Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 7d

We must all rally behind America’s Team: the Toronto Blue Jays

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J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 7d

Unrelated to anything going on in the news, is anybody interested in buying the French Crown Jewels

J Silver Platinum @jsilverplatinum.bsky.social · 7d

Tripling down on the “Teenage” part was genius