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Kalistrya
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In which I document the color distribution of my daily 10 Reese’s Pieces at work. 5 yellow, 2 orange, and 3 brown.
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A lot of folks may think that just yelling at ICE agents is ineffective, but consider the cumulative psychological toll of being yelled at EVERY DAY when trying to do shit. Even the biggest asshole in the world who doesn't give a shit about other people will feel the pressure.
More from the scene
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I think my favorite thing about "every city reveals its inner character" era of ice protests is that people keep saying portland is weird or cute or nice or silly when one of the most common chants at the ice building is people looking up at feds on the roof and yelling "jump! jump! jump!" in unison
Portland resists with whimsical improv theater, Chicago resists by screaming at weird jagoffs that don’t belong in the neighborhood. Every city brings its own strengths to the fight
The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.
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I haven’t seen anyone talk about how Jane Doe - an Epstein survivor - just sued the Bank of New York Mellon for funding Epstein and failing to file a Suspicious Activity Report. A Mellon heir is the one who gave $130M to pay the troops. Seems bribey to me.
Delivery to @anibundel.bsky.social:

I have chewed
the bag
that was on
the red box

and which
you were probably
saving
for fascism

Forgive me
it was so very gross
mallow
and not bread
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
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This is how it works: We protect each other, period. These are our neighbors, our friends, our family. We do the things we have to do to ensure that as many of us can make it to tomorrow as possible. Not everyone does. I need you to understand that we tried.

dansinker.com/posts/2025-1...
What I Need You To Understand, Notes from Chicago in Late October | dansinker.com
dansinker.com
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If you donated to Platner via ActBlue, you can get a refund!

Contact them NOW and ask for your money back!
I donated to his campaign. I was pissed off when it was revealed he worked as a merc, and debating what to do when the tattoo & queerphobic posts came out.

I contacted ActBlue, asked for it to be returned, got an acknowledgement of the return a few hours later; 2 days later it was in my account.
I’ll give it a try tomorrow, next to the sink with the water on just in case 🤣 For science!
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
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dental insurance: we only exist to make regular health insurance seem better™
Pretty much it’s chocolate with pistachio cream & crunchy shredded phyllo inside.
I managed to eat the equivalent of 1.25 square for the taste test, now for a sugar coma a la Westley only without stray old dude bunny Cocoa Puffs.
Dubai-style Rice Krispies treat: With the other stuff the rice crispier were less prominent. The two pinches of salt in the shredded phyllo help balance the sweetness. The middle layer isn’t well stuck together, so structurally could use help. It is delicious though.
S’mores Rice Krispies treat: Really tall for a better marshmallow to chocolate ratio which others might prefer to be lower. High graham flavor w/ good s’mores taste. Not sure my toasting some marshmallows made a difference. I wonder if torching the top would work or if the cereal would catch fire.
Black sesame and brown butter Rice Krispies treat: A proper amount of black sesame flavor but it’s a bit “wetter” and could have used a cup more of Rice Krispies to try to keep it crisper. The freeze dried strawberry bits should be smaller as they’re now chewy and bigger pieces do disrupt.
Earl grey Rice Krispies treat: A nice amount of earl grey tea flavor. Not too much and not too little. Could use a touch of bonus vanilla paste or if you wanted to be fancy, drizzle white chocolate on top. Average height.
Rice Krispies treats family photo.
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The East Wing Desecrators

Given the extraordinary and unprecedented destruction of the entire East Wing, built in 1942 for the Office of the First Lady, it’s important to note who enabled this.

In this thread, I run through the companies and organizations involved and provide contact info.

🧵
Treats not for cats! I will pretend they won’t chew through the plastic container hahahaha
Last, but not least, the Earl Grey Rice Krispies Treats posted by @unlawfulentries.bsky.social the other day. I used 6 Tazo tea bags and bumped up the vanilla to 2 teaspoons.
So this is a hybrid of various recipes to make Dubai-style Rice Krispies Treats. The kataifi and pistachios are in a layer in the middle. I put pistachio cream into the melted marshmallows before adding the cereal, chocolate chips, and some chopped pistachios. The chips do melt into a yummy mess 🙂
Dubai-style Rice Krispies Treats start with toasting kataifi and chopped pistachios.
The S’mores Rice Krispies Treats are really quite tall and have a high marshmallow ratio. They need to cool in the fridge to set.