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Kicker of Elves
@kickerofelves.bsky.social
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College writing teacher, lifelong musician, word nerd, empath "The events of the world do not form an orderly queue, like the English. They crowd around chaotically, like Italians." Carlo Rovelli, Italian physicist and cosmologist
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Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.
I used Google Translate on this German game-show screen and I honestly could not be happier.
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Busiaco @busia.co · May 11
Night Watchman: Watching the night is for sure my calling. I'm so in my element right now.
You are my partner in crime. And when I say “you,” I mean Jeni’s Gooey Butter Cake Ice Cream. And when I say “crime,” I mean a 55-gallon drum.
Was not counting on far-right wackos* to come up with the raddest band name in decades, but everyone please put your hands together for WOKE MARXIST POPE 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🔥🔥🔥
Yep. Because all legit DMV notices are delivered via iCloud-based text message. #wtf 🙄 (Also: “10st” 😂😂😂)
Spoiler alert: we are. 😎 🆒 🧊
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]

CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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i prefer Mexican Def Leppard because they pour real sugar on you
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Look at with this annotation and it's just the opposite of shocking.
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Oakley Introduces Line Of Sunglasses For Front Of Head
http://theonion.com/...
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i can’t think of anything to post

𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
I cackled. 😂😂😂🎄❤️
Dogs are absolutely the best. And so are cats.
I’m rewatching The Sopranos for the 3rd or 4th time, and I’m reminded anew that Tony Sirico’s portrayal of Paulie “Walnuts” Gaultieri is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Just a natural comic actor. Everything he says and does makes me laugh out loud.
You just know that some of his supporters have said — out loud — “But at least he’s honest about his lying.”
A very happy Stylish But Illegal Monkey Day to all who celebrate. 😂❤️
If I ever find the person who wrote and/or approved these words below I swear to god……
I’m proud of the English language for making “clayey” an adjective. It looks and sounds silly and it’s hard to say, so there’s an element of “fuck it, this is the adjective form, next question” that I love. 🖕🏼