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Kicker of Elves

@kickerofelves.bsky.social

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College writing teacher, lifelong musician, word nerd, empath "The events of the world do not form an orderly queue, like the English. They crowd around chaotically, like Italians." Carlo Rovelli, Italian physicist and cosmologist

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Kicker of Elves @kickerofelves.bsky.social · Jul 15

Newish song: “Kiwi Parade Gloss.” Enjoy! 💥😊 youtu.be/LqvYwmlUch8?...

Kiwi Parade Gloss

YouTube video by John Brocato

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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · Jun 8

Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.

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Kicker of Elves @kickerofelves.bsky.social · May 16

I used Google Translate on this German game-show screen and I honestly could not be happier.

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Busiaco @busia.co · May 11

Night Watchman: Watching the night is for sure my calling. I'm so in my element right now.

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Kicker of Elves @kickerofelves.bsky.social · May 10

You are my partner in crime. And when I say “you,” I mean Jeni’s Gooey Butter Cake Ice Cream. And when I say “crime,” I mean a 55-gallon drum.

Kicker of Elves @kickerofelves.bsky.social · May 9

Was not counting on far-right wackos* to come up with the raddest band name in decades, but everyone please put your hands together for WOKE MARXIST POPE 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🔥🔥🔥

Kicker of Elves @kickerofelves.bsky.social · May 9

Yep. Because all legit DMV notices are delivered via iCloud-based text message. #wtf 🙄 (Also: “10st” 😂😂😂)

Kicker of Elves @kickerofelves.bsky.social · May 8

Spoiler alert: we are. 😎 🆒 🧊

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · Mar 14

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]

CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

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blaaaaaaaaaines @blainecapatch.bsky.social · Sep 17

i prefer Mexican Def Leppard because they pour real sugar on you

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Kicker of Elves @kickerofelves.bsky.social · Mar 4

😂😂😂

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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.bsky.social · Mar 1

Look at with this annotation and it's just the opposite of shocking.

This fucking chart made by the NYT that puts Trump move on an XY axes that has "more consequential to less consequential" on the Y and "negative impact to positive impact" on the X. I've added "for/on the people making this chart" to each and guess fucking what, "DEI" should up as "kind of consequential" with POSITIVE IMPACT (the only thing) and "trans issues" as the LEAST CONSEQUENTIAL and almost neutral impact. These fucking people.

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The Onion @theonion.com · Mar 1

Oakley Introduces Line Of Sunglasses For Front Of Head
http://theonion.com/...

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · Feb 26

i can’t think of anything to post

𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼

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Kicker of Elves @kickerofelves.bsky.social · Dec 24

😂🎄❤️

Kicker of Elves @kickerofelves.bsky.social · Dec 24

I cackled. 😂😂😂🎄❤️

Kicker of Elves @kickerofelves.bsky.social · Dec 24

Dogs are absolutely the best. And so are cats.

Kicker of Elves @kickerofelves.bsky.social · Dec 16

I’m rewatching The Sopranos for the 3rd or 4th time, and I’m reminded anew that Tony Sirico’s portrayal of Paulie “Walnuts” Gaultieri is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Just a natural comic actor. Everything he says and does makes me laugh out loud.

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Kicker of Elves @kickerofelves.bsky.social · Dec 16

You just know that some of his supporters have said — out loud — “But at least he’s honest about his lying.”

Kicker of Elves @kickerofelves.bsky.social · Dec 11

Maybe the scariest movie trailer I’ve ever seen.

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28 YEARS LATER – Official Trailer (HD)

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Kicker of Elves @kickerofelves.bsky.social · Dec 9

A very happy Stylish But Illegal Monkey Day to all who celebrate. 😂❤️

Kicker of Elves @kickerofelves.bsky.social · Dec 9

If I ever find the person who wrote and/or approved these words below I swear to god……

Kicker of Elves @kickerofelves.bsky.social · Dec 8

😂🎄❤️

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Kicker of Elves @kickerofelves.bsky.social · Dec 5

I’m proud of the English language for making “clayey” an adjective. It looks and sounds silly and it’s hard to say, so there’s an element of “fuck it, this is the adjective form, next question” that I love. 🖕🏼

Kicker of Elves @kickerofelves.bsky.social · Dec 4

😂😂😂🎄❤️

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