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she/her/fae/faer if you want to give a trans woman money venmo @kristy-creme
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still in a low key panic about some bills due this week. gotta make roughly 80 before friday or else i'm gonna be a liiiiiil bit fucked.

cashapp: $megadrivers
venmo: YM2612
ko-fi.com/megadrivers/
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no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be
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I actually don't think Chotiner is preternaturally good at interviewing or whatever, I just think the rest of the national press is operating at goo goo ga ga level
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I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)
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doesn't using the inglorious bastards 3 finger meme imply you're the ss officer?
i don't want to work! someone give me lots of money!
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“I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak. ... The other day, somebody wrote me an email, said, ‘What is your stance on AI?’ And my answer was very short. I said, ‘I'd rather die.’” 🫡
Filmmaker Guillermo del Toro says 'I'd rather die' than use generative AI
Del Toro's new Frankenstein adaption reimagines Mary Shelley's 1818 Gothic novel. Frankenstein was like a tech bro: "creating something without considering the consequences," he explains.
www.npr.org
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when you get your two friend groups together and they all get along
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Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.
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Björk
Lingua Ignota
Carly Rae Jepsen
The Body
Frank Ocean
Deafheaven
Deftones
Lady Gaga
define ur music taste in 8 artists

btmi
the armed
chemical bros
ajj
the mountain goats
PUP
geordie greep
lightning bolt
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Charlie Kirk billboard in Asheville
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crying at this sidebar ad next to @joshgondelman.bsky.social's comedy special
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GayBot: Hi, I'm GayBot. Thanks for upgrading to Windows 11. Would you like me to show you around?
YES >NO<
GayBot: Great! Did you say 'no' because I'm gay?
YES >NO<
GayBot: Really? Do you have any gay friends?
YES NO >PREFER NOT TO ANSWER<
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Welcome to Bluesky, Twitter refugees! 🙂 Methinks you have a thing or two to learn as you explore your new home 😜 We call posts skeets! 😂 There's no ads... yet! 😅 A few people can't take a joke, but that's alright 🙃 you're also allowed to threaten the mods with hammers 🔨
You're Next kicks so much fucking ass
John Carpenter's The Thing
Midsommar
You're Next
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

Under the Skin
The Loved Ones
The Wicker Man ('73)
Christine
The Shining
The Exorcist
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
Hellraiser
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extending a warm welcome to the new users