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LA - πŸ’™ Sassy Pants πŸ’™
@lasassypants.bsky.social
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Profoundly Pisces β€’ Snark Savant β€’ Sugar & Spice & 90% Nice πŸ’™TGπŸ’™ MOMSPLAINER The Suite Life of LA: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f5xfh2q4gy2mojsicriqv5nm/feed/aaamunv2omale β†˜οΈ I'm not following all y'all back ↙️ 🚫 I need a P0LITICS-FREE zone 🚫
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LA - πŸ’™ Sassy Pants πŸ’™ @lasassypants.bsky.social Β· Jun 23
This is my only existence here... I collect all the funny people... and they're trapped on my island called Shitposterslandia

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social Β· Aug 15
Tried to explain what a labubu is to my grandpa and he shot me in the leg
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Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social Β· Aug 15
Attorney General Pam Bondi further cemented the Trump administration's takeover of DC law enforcement on Thursday by shifting decision-making authority from its police chief and handing it to the head of the Drug Enforcement Administration, Terry Cole. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Attorney General Pam Bondi appoints DEA administrator as 'emergency' D.C. police chief
D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser pushed back on the order, saying "there is no statute that conveys the District’s personnel authority to a federal official."
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social Β· Aug 15
I'm so old I call my boner classic rock.
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LA - πŸ’™ Sassy Pants πŸ’™ @lasassypants.bsky.social Β· Aug 15
We didn't do much. I rested most of the time. It was a week long break for me
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LA - πŸ’™ Sassy Pants πŸ’™ @lasassypants.bsky.social Β· Aug 15
Thanks bud. Missed your face❀️
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ceej @ceej.online Β· Aug 15
my four year old daughter, clearly stewing for months, brought up out of nowhere today that at preschool last year kids were going behind a tree to say β€œthe F word,” but that nobody would teach her what it was. β€œI want to know the F word,” she told me sadly
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LA - πŸ’™ Sassy Pants πŸ’™ @lasassypants.bsky.social Β· Aug 15
Lolz. My life is a trainwreck. Just getting my wheels back
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LA - πŸ’™ Sassy Pants πŸ’™ @lasassypants.bsky.social Β· Aug 15
Solidarity πŸ«‚
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LA - πŸ’™ Sassy Pants πŸ’™ @lasassypants.bsky.social Β· Aug 15
Thanks ❣️
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LA - πŸ’™ Sassy Pants πŸ’™ @lasassypants.bsky.social Β· Aug 15
Ugh. I'm sorry. My life is a clusterfuck right now. But... I'm gettin there, too
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LA - πŸ’™ Sassy Pants πŸ’™ @lasassypants.bsky.social Β· Aug 15
How've you been? I worried about you
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LA - πŸ’™ Sassy Pants πŸ’™ @lasassypants.bsky.social Β· Aug 15
I've missed you! ❣️
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LA - πŸ’™ Sassy Pants πŸ’™ @lasassypants.bsky.social Β· Aug 15
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LA - πŸ’™ Sassy Pants πŸ’™ @lasassypants.bsky.social Β· Aug 15
Yup. Drove thru the Villages and thought of you. Lolz...
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LA - πŸ’™ Sassy Pants πŸ’™ @lasassypants.bsky.social Β· Aug 15
❀️❀️❀️ missed you. How've you been?
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LA - πŸ’™ Sassy Pants πŸ’™ @lasassypants.bsky.social Β· Aug 15
Yes, there were mountains. It was beautiful ❀️❀️❀️
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LA - πŸ’™ Sassy Pants πŸ’™ @lasassypants.bsky.social Β· Aug 15
Thanks Frank. My favorite Support Canadian. ❀️❀️ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦β€οΈβ€οΈ
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LA - πŸ’™ Sassy Pants πŸ’™ @lasassypants.bsky.social Β· Aug 15
Thanks ❀️❀️❀️ Train is my preferred way to travel if you have a sleeper car
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LA - πŸ’™ Sassy Pants πŸ’™ @lasassypants.bsky.social Β· Aug 15
Thanks carp 😁 πŸ₯°
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LA - πŸ’™ Sassy Pants πŸ’™ @lasassypants.bsky.social Β· Aug 14
Been gone for a while... Went to Virginia. Captured these shots from the train I was on.
Beautiful sunset reflections on the water A river with rapids, bushes and trees
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social Β· Aug 14
OnlyFans but it’s just me bringing my milkshake to your yard.
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social Β· Aug 3
I'm so done with this pseudo reality... just take me back to the matrix now ffs
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ashley scarebanks πŸ’€πŸ•―οΈ @ziibiing.com Β· Aug 1
the bar for straight men getting laid is so comically low that it is tragic they can’t meet it

1. don’t be a dick
2. wash your ass
3. put a modicum of effort into your clothes and habitat
4. know the basics of female anatomy

that’s basically it! and i know women who will compromise on those!
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social Β· Aug 1
Bluesky is the only place I encounter aggressive grandmas
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