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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · Apr 1

They should invent a job that doesn't kill you

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 1h

the bag in my vacuum finally got full. it's crazy how much gets crammed in there

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 1h

It's hard to imagine in today's world of super fancy video games, but back in the day people used to get Pac Man Fever so bad that it would literally drive them insane.

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 1h

party like it's 2002 i guess

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 1h

lol, he accidentally snapped himself in the eye with a workout band. incredible athlete but just a cursed guy

NFL Daily News @fantasynflnews.bsky.social · 2h

Pelissero: Anthony Richardson inactive for Week 6 after suffering eye injury while doing pregame band work.

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 2h

i don't know how people drink coffee all the time. my colon is spasming and why are there all these tiny bugs on my skin??

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Basketball Reference @basketball-reference.com · 2h

9 days until the 2025-2026 NBA season starts

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 2h

Also, McDonald's monopoly is back and the prizes all suck ass. Depression is coming in hard

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 2h

having one of my 10 or so coffees of the year. mcdonald's with 3 sugars is pretty good i have to say

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 3h

good afternoon

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 2h

hate to see someone get throated by the bullet

but it happens

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 2h

i also like that the timberwolves have 5 guys and 3 of them are ranked more or less where the metric says they should and then one is wildly underrated and one is insanely overrated

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17h

don't forget! fuck the salvation army

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 20h

It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 3h

the san antonio spurs still technically have the draft rights to a player drafted in 2004

this has been your weird fact of the moment

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 3h

espn's list is so funny. yeah man, 40 year old lebron and durant are still the best players in the league. kuminga plays for the warriors therefore we must disregard how bad he is and put him on the list. brandon miller????

da birchman @birchman.bsky.social · 16h

As they do every year, ESPN recently released their Top 100 NBA players ranking. As I do, uh, *some* years, I've compared those results to each player's respective rankings in DPM -- the best publicly available all-in-one -- to see how they stack up. The results may (?) surprise you