da birchman
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that's actually crazy he's putting up this numbers definitely slept on
okay, well, I don't think it's ever going to get better than this, so I might need a new game.
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 PM
okay, well, I don't think it's ever going to get better than this, so I might need a new game.
pretty on point that a commercial for alexa ai spent 95% of it talking about how evil it is before saying "yeah but you could be reminded that massages exist"
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
pretty on point that a commercial for alexa ai spent 95% of it talking about how evil it is before saying "yeah but you could be reminded that massages exist"
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honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool
ring "search party" commercial the scariest and most despair-inducing commercial I've ever seen in my life
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
ring "search party" commercial the scariest and most despair-inducing commercial I've ever seen in my life
Kris Dunn revenge game lol
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Kris Dunn revenge game lol
Ayo a -28 in his 19 minutes so far. He's by no means responsible for this, but he's probably not gonna be the solution either
February 8, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Ayo a -28 in his 19 minutes so far. He's by no means responsible for this, but he's probably not gonna be the solution either
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if you see someone posting "I CANT BELIEVE IT, HOLY SHIT" or "THIS IS UN-FUCKING REAL" later this afternoon know with confidence it's either someone watching "the big game" or more evidence of elite wrongdoing uncovered in the unending global pedophile trafficking scandal
February 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
if you see someone posting "I CANT BELIEVE IT, HOLY SHIT" or "THIS IS UN-FUCKING REAL" later this afternoon know with confidence it's either someone watching "the big game" or more evidence of elite wrongdoing uncovered in the unending global pedophile trafficking scandal
I think it's reasonable that if anyone ever talks like this in a public space, you should be allowed to beat their ass with no consequences. there is no saving these people, and "these people" refers to every Republican in the country.
Gonzales on Liam Ramos and his family: "They're not gonna qualify for asylum. So what do you do with all the people that go through the process and do not qualify for asylum? You deport them. I understand that 5-year-old and it breaks my heart. I also think, what about that 5-year-old US citizen?"
February 8, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I think it's reasonable that if anyone ever talks like this in a public space, you should be allowed to beat their ass with no consequences. there is no saving these people, and "these people" refers to every Republican in the country.
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I am incredibly grateful that I am in a position to make material contributions to trying to keep my neighbors safe during a military occupation/ethnic cleansing campaign/punitive expedition, but I will never forget or forgive the forces that made it necessary to do so
February 8, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I am incredibly grateful that I am in a position to make material contributions to trying to keep my neighbors safe during a military occupation/ethnic cleansing campaign/punitive expedition, but I will never forget or forgive the forces that made it necessary to do so
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It’s a very small thing but running for Senate during “buy local month” and showing up with Starbucks is so on the nose.
i’m in st. paul for the statewide DFL elected officials convocation. i see jason garcia of the minneapolis park board and soren stevenson of the city council
angie craig brought starbucks coffee
angie craig brought starbucks coffee
February 7, 2026 at 4:12 PM
It’s a very small thing but running for Senate during “buy local month” and showing up with Starbucks is so on the nose.
this looks like Erika Kirk to me?
bro what the fuck? are we doing an act of war via vampirism at the fucking olympics now?
February 6, 2026 at 11:05 PM
this looks like Erika Kirk to me?
world sucks now. probably always has but especially now
February 6, 2026 at 10:50 PM
world sucks now. probably always has but especially now
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Not that it would be okay to do this to an undocumented immigrant either but THIS GUY IS A LEGAL IMMIGRANT and also his lawyer hand delivered his medication and they REFUSED TO GIVE IT TO HIM.
Enraging! How do ANY of these people live with themselves?
Enraging! How do ANY of these people live with themselves?
A man taken into custody in Rochester Thursday by federal immigration agents and now held at the Whipple Federal Building in the Twin Cities is a recent organ transplant recipient who is without his needed anti-rejection medication, state Rep. Kim Hicks tells MPR News.
Transplant recipient arrested by federal agents in Rochester needs medicine, state representative says
State Rep. Kim Hicks told MPR News she drove to the Whipple Federal Building near Ft. Snelling Thursday night to give the man his medication but authorities wouldn't take it without a doctor's note. S...
www.mprnews.org
February 6, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Not that it would be okay to do this to an undocumented immigrant either but THIS GUY IS A LEGAL IMMIGRANT and also his lawyer hand delivered his medication and they REFUSED TO GIVE IT TO HIM.
Enraging! How do ANY of these people live with themselves?
Enraging! How do ANY of these people live with themselves?
City & State PDs could shut this down right now if they wanted to. Combined with their other constant, excessive driving violations (speeding, wrong ways, running red lights every chance they get) that go unpenalized, ICE is essentially waging a war with cheat codes activated. And losing badly!
We reviewed more than 100 Minnesota license plates attached to immigration enforcement vehicles in recent weeks.
We found that nearly 60% were not registered with the state of Minnesota, including the Chevy Tahoe that federal agent Jonathan Ross traveled in the day he fatally shot Renee Good.
We found that nearly 60% were not registered with the state of Minnesota, including the Chevy Tahoe that federal agent Jonathan Ross traveled in the day he fatally shot Renee Good.
Swapped, covered and removed: The license plate tactics ICE is using in Minnesota
The Department of Homeland Security defends secretive practices as safety measures.
bit.ly
February 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
City & State PDs could shut this down right now if they wanted to. Combined with their other constant, excessive driving violations (speeding, wrong ways, running red lights every chance they get) that go unpenalized, ICE is essentially waging a war with cheat codes activated. And losing badly!
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Maybe the best example of the "We Keep Us Safe" ethos in a time of widespread injustice is Mayor Frey's PAC putting in a plug for his personal legal defense fund.
February 6, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Maybe the best example of the "We Keep Us Safe" ethos in a time of widespread injustice is Mayor Frey's PAC putting in a plug for his personal legal defense fund.
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The Ayo deal isn't high risk from an outgoing player standpoint and I think he'll be more optimized with the Wolves than he was in Chicago, but 4 seconds for a guy who's probably not materially better than Bones has me a little worried
February 5, 2026 at 4:47 PM
The Ayo deal isn't high risk from an outgoing player standpoint and I think he'll be more optimized with the Wolves than he was in Chicago, but 4 seconds for a guy who's probably not materially better than Bones has me a little worried
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the biden border bill and choosing to run on a “border patrol endorsed” piece of legislation should go down as not only cowardly and backward thinking but one of the worst strategic political decisions by democrats in recent memory, everyone involved should be out of politics forever
New Quinnipiac poll:
63% of voters disapprove of ICE
60% want ICE out of Minneapolis
58% want Kristi Noem removed from office
63% of voters disapprove of ICE
60% want ICE out of Minneapolis
58% want Kristi Noem removed from office
February 5, 2026 at 3:57 PM
the biden border bill and choosing to run on a “border patrol endorsed” piece of legislation should go down as not only cowardly and backward thinking but one of the worst strategic political decisions by democrats in recent memory, everyone involved should be out of politics forever
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I’m on the scene at Franklin and 1st. A convoy of about a couple dozen ICE/HSI agents broke the entryway into an apartment building at 6am. No warrant presented. Less than 24 hours ago, Tom Homan announced the end of large convoys in Minnesota… Bullshit.
February 5, 2026 at 12:49 PM
I’m on the scene at Franklin and 1st. A convoy of about a couple dozen ICE/HSI agents broke the entryway into an apartment building at 6am. No warrant presented. Less than 24 hours ago, Tom Homan announced the end of large convoys in Minnesota… Bullshit.
Kristaps... Porzingis?
BREAKING: The Golden State Warriors are trading Jonathan Kuminga and Buddy Hield to the Atlanta Hawks for Kristaps Porzingis, sources tell ESPN.
February 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Kristaps... Porzingis?
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How about some love on Bluesky for Karl-Anthony Towns, who dropped 24-12 (+12) while rocking a gaping head wound.
February 5, 2026 at 3:41 AM
How about some love on Bluesky for Karl-Anthony Towns, who dropped 24-12 (+12) while rocking a gaping head wound.
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A large CAVA bag stuffed with what it says is $50,000 for White House Border Czar Tom Homan.
It’s been reported Homan took bribery money when he was recorded by the FBI accepting a bag full of $50,000 in cash.
“ICE GTFO OF MN”
Minneapolis February 4, 2026
It’s been reported Homan took bribery money when he was recorded by the FBI accepting a bag full of $50,000 in cash.
“ICE GTFO OF MN”
Minneapolis February 4, 2026
February 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
A large CAVA bag stuffed with what it says is $50,000 for White House Border Czar Tom Homan.
It’s been reported Homan took bribery money when he was recorded by the FBI accepting a bag full of $50,000 in cash.
“ICE GTFO OF MN”
Minneapolis February 4, 2026
It’s been reported Homan took bribery money when he was recorded by the FBI accepting a bag full of $50,000 in cash.
“ICE GTFO OF MN”
Minneapolis February 4, 2026
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oh that’s why she lost
February 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
oh that’s why she lost
man, someone explain this to me from OKC's perspective. Jared McCain basically sucks?
BREAKING: The Philadelphia 76ers are trading guard Jared McCain to the Oklahoma City Thunder for a 2026 Rockets first-round pick and three second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.
February 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM
man, someone explain this to me from OKC's perspective. Jared McCain basically sucks?
what
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading 10-time NBA All-Star Anthony Davis, Jaden Hardy, D'Angelo Russell and Dante Exum to the Washington Wizards for Khris Middleton, AJ Johnson, Malaki Branham, Marvin Bagley III, 2 first-round picks and 3 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN.
February 4, 2026 at 6:48 PM
what