da birchman
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that's actually crazy he's putting up this numbers definitely slept on
I mean, the video confirms that this is just straight up state-sponsored piracy, right?
December 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I mean, the video confirms that this is just straight up state-sponsored piracy, right?
It'd be nice if Dems started very loudly threatening this kinda maximum punishment -- even for passive participants! -- using every channel they have every single chance they get. There are far too many of these gutter scumbags acting with impunity. They're simply not scared of the "consequences"
They cut off her wedding ring. Wanton cruelty, just because. When this is all over all of these people need to go to prison
Susan Tincher, a 55-year-old American citizen, said agents told her in the truck that if she didn’t watch herself “they were going to pull me over to the side of the road and give me this OC,” law enforcement shorthand for pepper spray.
December 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It'd be nice if Dems started very loudly threatening this kinda maximum punishment -- even for passive participants! -- using every channel they have every single chance they get. There are far too many of these gutter scumbags acting with impunity. They're simply not scared of the "consequences"
this is obviously horrible for a million reasons, but I can't get over how badly he flubbed his punchline. "Why does my kid stop (?) dropping his pizza on the floor, and laughing?" I dunno what the fuck you're talking about brother, but you're somehow not even good enough for *Jimmy Fallon*
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
this is obviously horrible for a million reasons, but I can't get over how badly he flubbed his punchline. "Why does my kid stop (?) dropping his pizza on the floor, and laughing?" I dunno what the fuck you're talking about brother, but you're somehow not even good enough for *Jimmy Fallon*
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Smoking weed is a gateway drug to looking at your dog and being astonished that an animal lives in your house
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Smoking weed is a gateway drug to looking at your dog and being astonished that an animal lives in your house
at what point are we going to have a conversation about the Cleveland Cavaliers
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
at what point are we going to have a conversation about the Cleveland Cavaliers
🎶 I got one hand in my pocket, and the other is holding a BUR GUR 🎶
December 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
🎶 I got one hand in my pocket, and the other is holding a BUR GUR 🎶
as a reminder, this is the only holiday music allowed on my damn page! enough of the crap!!!
authorsrecording.bandcamp.com/album/yuleti...
authorsrecording.bandcamp.com/album/yuleti...
Yuletide Bangerz, by Jonwayne
17 track album
authorsrecording.bandcamp.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
as a reminder, this is the only holiday music allowed on my damn page! enough of the crap!!!
authorsrecording.bandcamp.com/album/yuleti...
authorsrecording.bandcamp.com/album/yuleti...
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he sings "ragu on a plate of spaghetti"
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
he sings "ragu on a plate of spaghetti"
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
oh man the Hawks LOST!?
I wish that "it's not just your team" account from Twitter was over here. the Sixers are right on the cusp of a truly sensational collapse
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
oh man the Hawks LOST!?
I spent ALL year campaigning and not only did I not with the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize, I had to find out from the livestream that I lost to a pedophile 😔
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I spent ALL year campaigning and not only did I not with the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize, I had to find out from the livestream that I lost to a pedophile 😔
Kirk Herbstreit just said "We talked to the Amazon analytics guys and they confirmed the numbers say kick it, even at 4th and 3" lol
---> DAL (27) @ DET (37) <---
DAL has 4th & 3 at the DET 11, Q4 03:42
Recommendation (STRONG): 👉 Go for it (+1.6 WP)
Actual play: 👟🏈 B.Aubrey 29 yard field goal is GOOD, Center-T.Sieg, Holder-B.Anger.
DAL has 4th & 3 at the DET 11, Q4 03:42
Recommendation (STRONG): 👉 Go for it (+1.6 WP)
Actual play: 👟🏈 B.Aubrey 29 yard field goal is GOOD, Center-T.Sieg, Holder-B.Anger.
December 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Kirk Herbstreit just said "We talked to the Amazon analytics guys and they confirmed the numbers say kick it, even at 4th and 3" lol
I think my most used classic dad phrase in the sports realm is "need points here"
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I think my most used classic dad phrase in the sports realm is "need points here"
without thinking I googled a quote from a video so I could find it on YouTube and all of the links were crisis hotline numbers and mental health resources. but like, you tell me how else to get to this video youtu.be/e-W6Jad6iHk?...
Pool Announcer Might Kill Himself
YouTube video by Jordan Ashwood
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
without thinking I googled a quote from a video so I could find it on YouTube and all of the links were crisis hotline numbers and mental health resources. but like, you tell me how else to get to this video youtu.be/e-W6Jad6iHk?...
I wish that "it's not just your team" account from Twitter was over here. the Sixers are right on the cusp of a truly sensational collapse
December 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I wish that "it's not just your team" account from Twitter was over here. the Sixers are right on the cusp of a truly sensational collapse
there are so many empty seats at the Smoothie King Center this game should be downgraded to an exhibition
December 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
there are so many empty seats at the Smoothie King Center this game should be downgraded to an exhibition
saw some discussion of the Julius Randle trade market on here and my perspective is: yes. if you can get Harden, or Ja, or Trae, or LaMelo without giving much else up? yes. a thousand times yes. real case to be made that, right now, Randle is the worst or least valuable of these 5 players
December 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
saw some discussion of the Julius Randle trade market on here and my perspective is: yes. if you can get Harden, or Ja, or Trae, or LaMelo without giving much else up? yes. a thousand times yes. real case to be made that, right now, Randle is the worst or least valuable of these 5 players
I think if you were to lightly push the guy on the right in the incredibly tacky usa tie, not only would he end up knocking over every single one of these decrepit doofuses, I think at least 50% of them would need to be hospitalized
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I think if you were to lightly push the guy on the right in the incredibly tacky usa tie, not only would he end up knocking over every single one of these decrepit doofuses, I think at least 50% of them would need to be hospitalized
I haven't watched a single episode of any sorta late night show in probably a decade so maybe this is obvious to people in the know, but who the fuck is this even for? like even from a purely dollars and cents standpoint, who in the world are they expecting to tune in excitedly for this?
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
OpenAI Chief Sam Altman to Sit With Fallon, Marking Late-Night TV Debut
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
dlvr.it
December 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I haven't watched a single episode of any sorta late night show in probably a decade so maybe this is obvious to people in the know, but who the fuck is this even for? like even from a purely dollars and cents standpoint, who in the world are they expecting to tune in excitedly for this?
guy who's always getting Bob Balaban and Alex Karaban confused
December 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
guy who's always getting Bob Balaban and Alex Karaban confused
that's right
there's no place i've never visited before that i'm more into based just on vibes than minneapolis
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
that's right
took me an embarrassingly long time to recognize that it's Giving Tuesday as in donating money and not it's Giving Tuesday as in emanating Tuesday-like vibes
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
took me an embarrassingly long time to recognize that it's Giving Tuesday as in donating money and not it's Giving Tuesday as in emanating Tuesday-like vibes
(to the tune of Hava Nigala) Habba, Alina Habba
December 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
(to the tune of Hava Nigala) Habba, Alina Habba
haven't seen a single Hawks game yet this year so I decided to check in on our old friend Nickeil-Alexander Walker and--... I'm sorry, does that say TWENTY???
December 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
haven't seen a single Hawks game yet this year so I decided to check in on our old friend Nickeil-Alexander Walker and--... I'm sorry, does that say TWENTY???