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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 12m

Lets hit the showers.

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Curtis Wakandian "Not Going Anywhere " if its F me its FU"😈 @curtischarris.bsky.social · 13m

Happy Indigenous People’s Day & Fuck Columbus. 👌🏾

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Fulkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 27m

We need calories to make us happy moment to moment but overall they make us miserable so we have to deny ourselves acute happiness regularly in order to be vaguely okay overall, so there you go, life.

Starbucks employee: “You’re sending no whip.”

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 25m

I'm a still waiting on the results of my xray from yesterday but I imagine they'll say something like, "multiple small stress fractures," at worst or some kind of 'itis at best.

Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 27m

I have errands to run after work and what I need to do is fuckin' sleep brah.

Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 29m

DUN DUN

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 29m

DUN

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 29m

DUN

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 29m

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 13h

Florida is wild. If you leave a room in your house empty for long enough, a Dollar General opens in there

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 36m

We deserve watercolor paint by number looking country album covers again.

Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to Be Cowboys

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 40m

Mornin'.

Mama Tried - Remastered 2001

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

I now have a place where you can buy me a coffee. But please keep in mind that I really like coffee. I like it a lot. And I drink it fast. If you guys give me $80,000 to buy coffee, I will do exactly that and I will drink it all in one day. My body will explode.
buymeacoffee.com/lowqualityfa...

Low Quality Facts

Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.

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🐝🎃SpookyTattooedBee🎃🐝 @tattooedbee.bsky.social · 12h

Mountain Dew is the Newport Cigarettes of soda.

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 1d

Its okay to share aid requests. Hell if anyone else needs anything reply to this quote tweet and well see if theres a sugar daddy feeling altruistic.

Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 1d

I need to get an x-ray.

They usually cost me 100 bucks. I dont have that right now. I'm going to call my husband and ask him to send me the money for it, but if anyone is feeling generous. (My zelle, which is faster and doesn't take a fee, is in the next comment)

Venmo | Jess Morales

Venmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today.

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 12h

I just never worked again.

Thanks American Greetings.

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 13h

The firing btw? They kept me on in the company because they felt bad as it was THEIR fault I didn't the proper training.

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 13h

I put in my two weeks.

I've only ever been "fired" once. Ive only ever been "let go" once. The rest have been closed businesses or moving on. This is a moving on I guess.

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Molly Shah @mommunism.bsky.social · 5d

“Bluesky claims to want decentralization and composable moderation, but they still enjoy abusing the power of arbitrary banishment.” - Link

Banning controversy reveals Bluesky’s federation isn’t there yet

Bluesky’s protocol is so complicated that not even the biggest alternative network has figured out how to become independent

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d

About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages

Business Insider headline reads: UPS is telling customers that their packages coming to the US are marked for destruction.

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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 1d

Has lived in the US since he was NINE MONTHS OLD.

Lynn Becker @cmgiulini.bsky.social · 1d

After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him

Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.

www.miamiherald.com

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · Jan 13

they NEED to teach CURSIVE in SCHOOLS so KIDS will KNOW how to WRITE ominous antiquated WILLS stipulating their SURVIVING RELATIVES must SPEND THE NIGHT in a HAUNTED HOUSE

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 1d

Neat!

Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 1d

Its okay to share aid requests. Hell if anyone else needs anything reply to this quote tweet and well see if theres a sugar daddy feeling altruistic.

Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 1d

I need to get an x-ray.

They usually cost me 100 bucks. I dont have that right now. I'm going to call my husband and ask him to send me the money for it, but if anyone is feeling generous. (My zelle, which is faster and doesn't take a fee, is in the next comment)

Venmo | Jess Morales

Venmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today.

venmo.com

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 1d

Amen.

Living in the SF Bay Area makes my type of California weather very different. I love nothing more than a foggy day on a redwood riverbank.

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