Dr Emily Skeletonpain
@limeyemily.bsky.social
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Saturday nights are for the girls
Scene: A messy bed
Foreground: Songie the one eyed throwback Pomeranian giving the camera a big ol smile
Background: Felina the tortie sitting on a pillow queening
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“A truth perfectionist”???? This is a terrifying critique to have. If you don’t think the truth is important, then we’ve already lost
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ariadnereviews.bsky.social
"He even went for a carvery on the third day, before finishing the bag for dessert.

The next day - Monday - the HGV driver was sweating profusely and "did not feel right", but put it down to the pork he ate."

I love him, just the most diabolical himbo energy.
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gravelinfluencer.bsky.social
They continue to eviscerate the public health machinery that has quietly kept Americans, and others around the world, safe and healthy for decades.
The staff of the Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report, the journal that reports on health trends and emerging infectious threats, was also laid off. The publication’s storied history includes a June 1981 report that five previously healthy gay men were treated for an unusual pneumonia — the first hint of the AIDS epidemic. Roughly 70 Epidemic Intelligence Service officers — the so-called “disease detectives” who respond to outbreaks around the globe — received layoff notices, according to a person familiar with them. The service was spared during an earlier round of layoffs in February.
limeyemily.bsky.social
She wants to live. Even with how hard of a struggle it’s been this year and how tough breathing can be, she wants to live. Inspiring.
limeyemily.bsky.social
I wasn’t sure if it was wishful thinking the last time it happened but tonight was undeniable. By the sheer power of treats, praise, and her tiny brain, this little dog has figured out the inhaler. She leans into it, does a little breath, and then pulls away.

I am weeping over my little genius.
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This is what she puts up with twice a day for about 10 mins at a time
Man in red battlebeast tshirt putting an inhaler tube thing (AirDawg) on a Pomeranian’s face
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
So no one told him since the last time he said this that it's not true? How do people still put up with journalism/media/all politicians? Saying a city is on fire when it's not would be the end of every presidency until this fucking clown. It's beyond absurd.
atrupar.com
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
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nasboat.org
really good songs by The Bangles are known as Banglers.
limeyemily.bsky.social
I’m surprised. I thought it would be the garlic that sunk me
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Garlic bagel double toasted, jalapeño cream cheese, red onion
limeyemily.bsky.social
The replies to this are baffling! I’ve never seen denial run this deep
yasharali.bsky.social
Someone who used to work with Katie Porter sent me this clip from a train wreck interview with her and said “now imagine what she’s like when there aren’t cameras around.”
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cait.bsky.social
"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!
limeyemily.bsky.social
I like the iron too. It's a smooooth glide around the board
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Using the word poseur 2025 times in 2025
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Of course. They’re disgusting
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oliverdarcy.bsky.social
News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."
limeyemily.bsky.social
The d in dog could stand for any of those words. And you can personalize insults too. I tell my dog that she sucks at breathing all of the time!
limeyemily.bsky.social
I have no real clue when it comes to Hasan and his character but people getting mad at him for “insulting” his dog is pretty funny. If you haven’t called your dog a big dumb idiot, do you even have a dog?
limeyemily.bsky.social
Actually it’s good subway riders to aspire to earn the $0 more it costs to ride the bus
colindickey.com
[Me, a poor, on the subway, glowering jealously at all those fat cat, fancy pants rich people on the public bus]
Andrew Cuomo tweet:

@ZohranKMamdani's "plan" provides no relief for working families who take the subway, and unnecessary benefits to wealthy New Yorkers who take the bus and can afford the fare.

I focus on working families, while @ZohranKMamdani the mansion boy focuses on helping the rich.
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oldenoughtosay.com
ooooooh can’t forget this one either
Tâf sleeping on the old dishwasher door because it was warm
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dasgoat.bsky.social
They gave a Nobel Peace Prize to HENRY KISSINGER