Author | Lightnews

Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 6h

Best case scenario is the next prez leaves the mess and names it after Trump , an ugly reminder of an ugly time

Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 10h

not ugly enough

Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 10h

sour patch mids

Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 10h

Change one letter, ruin a candy

Sharties

Quotation Marks 🔜FurTheMore @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 20h

Change one letter, ruin a candy

Necro wafers

Reposted by Lionel Hutz

Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 21h

If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 22h

California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits

www.foxla.com

120 1.9K 5.9K

Reposted by Lionel Hutz

Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 1d

Platner's tattoo was a cause for concern; the way he has reacted to the completely legitimate concern over the tattoo has only caused additional concerns

44 180 1.7K

Reposted by Lionel Hutz

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d

The Zohran "aunt" thing is the funniest hatchetjob of all time. There was a prominent person in my childhood named Uncle Bonehead who was just a friend of my uncle. To this day I have no idea what his actual name was. This nomenclature is not unusual in my culture (recovered alcoholic Masshole).

360 530 7.6K

Reposted by Lionel Hutz

Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 2d

President Nixon has directed this office to unfollow the Lincoln Project over their continued use of artificial intelligence. He believes it is a harmful influence that robs artists and technicians of their livelihood. - RZ

14 35 370

Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry to report this just makes me want to buy a Sony Bravia tv

Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 2d

Heather is doing yeoman’s work providing this thread. There are some real, profound issues in the judiciary, but it is simply not the case that SCOTUS just obliviates the affects of the lower courts. Sometimes, yes, definitely. But one branch of the government is, at least in spots, trying.

Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 2d

Greetings from the Dirksen federal courthouse, where Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino is set to appear before U.S. District Court Judge Sara Ellis.
What you need to know, for @wttw.bsky.social:

Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino, Who Fired Tear Gas at Little Village Crowd, Set to Face Federal Judge

U.S. District Court Judge Sara Ellis ordered Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino to appear in her courtroom at the Dirksen Federal Building in downtown Chicago at 10 a.m. Tuesday.

news.wttw.com

1

Reposted by Lionel Hutz

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 3d

the cut to Michael Strahan, pure cinema

27 44 350

Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 3d

the perfect headline doesn't exi--

The Onion @theonion.com · 3d

Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich

1

Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 3d

Now that I know you’re doing it for data the actual correct answer is “Take Me To The River” by Talking Heads. Close second “All Along the Watchtower” by Hendrix

1

Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 4d

if you'd done the reading you'd probably also recognize the fucking totenkopf

5

Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 4d

Tom Brady's voice sounds like he needs to be unplugged and plugged back in

Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 4d

all timer

2

Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 4d

he'd need to also prove that you knew it was false, and that he suffered harm

2

Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 4d

it's not unusual in that it is more or less the same every time it happens

3

Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 4d

alright, this guy can prosecute numberberg 2

Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 4d

big if true

8

Reposted by Lionel Hutz

McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 5d

To the rug—
The good rug—
NOW.
No, Mom—
Urrrrrp.
I absolutely
Hurrrrgh.
Cannot wait
Mmmmrgh!
To get
FLURRRRP!
Outside.

I Am a Dog. I Am About to Puke. Where Is the Good Rug?

Oh. Oh no. Something is… wrong. Very wrong. Oh, boy. Yeah. No. Nope. Not okay. Don’t get up, Mom. You’re so Comfy On the couch. I… got this...

buff.ly

1 13 84

Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 5d

this was me with Fetterman. Feel pleased that you found out early.

2

Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 5d

*Cries in federal employee making 75k*

1

Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 6d

Also like why not be mad , im mad, why are they not mad

1

Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 6d

How bout the detailing on Skinner’s teeth here? Neat

1

Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 6d

As of today I don’t get paid and fuck it I’m fine with it. Least bad thing happening out there. I’ll make it work. This is just practice for the general strike.

2