If democrats weren’t also so married to nakedly corrupt insider trading like the stuff done by Pelosi they could run on anti-corruption and win in landslides.

This has to be a joke, right? There's no way that anyone is unironically going around and saying "I believe, without shame an irony, that if I have to play a female character, she needs to look like something I want to jerk off to" right? I know, those people exist, but I have to believe otherwise.

That’s the joke in the cartoon strip, Sally.

"Do not come"

It's not only ridiculous that he believes you can work while lucid dreaming, but also very dark that he, and people like him, want to believe that you can continue needless productivity during rest. The idea that even in my sleep I can't escape work is literally a nightmare.

All it takes is one lawsuit to succeed in completely bankrupting these assholes for this nightmare to be over

Me: This take about Charlie Kirk is the worst.

Sallie: Hold my venti latte

This week in 1988: 1,000+ ACT UP demonstrators shut down the FDA headquarters, demanding (and eventually winning) action on developing HIV/AIDS treatments. ACT UP's militant and creative actions always included powerful visual artwork, and paved the way for movements in the decades to come.

This is how you’re supposed to treat fascists and their lies.

Media pay attention.

The problem with ICE is not that they refuse to identify themselves. They have been given carte blanche by SCOTUS, thus "Kavanaugh stops". The first step of abolition is to repeal the Patriot Act.

I mean the insider trading has been going on from decades at this point. I saw a clip from CSPAN the other day where a Senator held up a vote on awarding a defense contract so he could buy more stock from Boeing on his laptop before the vote went through.

this is by far the worst reading of Alan Moore’s Watchmen I’ve ever seen and if you spend an appreciable amount of time online you will know what a crowning achievement that is

Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍

this is how I, a resident of LA, found out that the Palisades fire was arson, that they caught the guy, and that he used gen AI to work his way up to doing the crime

As someone who worked there, the reason CAP isn't trying is because they're not a liberal Heritage Foundation devoted to generational furtherment of liberal ideals. They were a 501c3 dedicated to making Hillary Clinton and possibly her daughter president and they catastrophically failed at it

Are you all just incompetent or corrupt? Either way, you're fucking it up. For once, stop sucking when Republicans slip their dicks into your mouth to mock you. Sucking them off isn't shaming them, you're just giving them what they want.

"i’ve been getting a little bit of flak just because my dad died in 9/11” is an awesome line

ah look its all our fears

Talking to people younger than me about how I beat Battletoads on NES & they CANNOT conceive of a world in which the internet doesn't exist.
"So you just sat down, & played Battletoads ALL day, REPEATEDLY, until you memorized the entire game...?"
"yes ."

I resisted getting an air fryer for 5 years but I finally caved and now all I can think about is going to the store and just seeing what stuff I can air fry. I get it now. This must be how man felt after discovering fire.

the rightwing loves to be like “this is the moment we become the nazi party”