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Magitek X @magitek.bsky.social · 5h

My father sends me AI videos of boomer "wisdom". The narrator has a robotic voice and looks like an animated RFK Jr. It's seriously off putting.

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 1d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Magitek X @magitek.bsky.social · 1d

I guess those lab meat start ups better hurry up then.

Magitek X @magitek.bsky.social · 1d

What now, Bruce?

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grimm ☀️ @mugrimm.bsky.social · 1d

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Magitek X @magitek.bsky.social · 1d

Spooky season instinct kicking in?

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onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

i’ll never get over this

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Magitek X @magitek.bsky.social · 1d

None at all, but whatever excuses Dwayne needs to sleep at night...

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Magitek X @magitek.bsky.social · 1d

Definitely 40% problematic.

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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 3d

You can buy China's Unitree G1 Robot from Walmart in the US.

Meanwhile, no American robotics company has a working commercial product.

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Magitek X @magitek.bsky.social · 3d

Considering how low attendance is in Vegas, she doesn't need to worry about performing there at the moment. Just rest and relaxation.

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 4d

Bob Ross paintings to be auctioned to support public TV stations after federal cuts

Thirty paintings by Bob Ross are set to be auctioned to support public television stations

abcnews.go.com

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Magitek X @magitek.bsky.social · 4d

If she hears you, she'll fly in on her jet and make you hear her diss track.

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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 4d

🚨 The federal watchlisting center is quietly implementing NSPM-7 amid a 300% increase in domestic terrorism cases by the FBI
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/secretive-...

Secretive Watchlisting Center Executing NSPM-7

“We’re expanding the watchlist,” FBI director says amid 300% increase in domestic terror cases.

www.kenklippenstein.com

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Magitek X @magitek.bsky.social · 4d

His narcissm needs feeding.

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The Frito Bandito @thefritobanditoo.bsky.social · 4d

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

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Gillian Brockell @gbrockell.bsky.social · 4d

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 4d

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.

trib.al

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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 5d

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

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Magitek X @magitek.bsky.social · 4d

She jelly you didn't tattoo her face on you.

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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 4d

This really makes it sound like a Border Patrol agent tried to kill an anti-ICE activist in Chicago and DHS lied to cover for him

Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 4d

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
trib.al/9Sxu9IN

Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.

trib.al

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Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 5d

The all-knowing bsky mods gave Erin Biba a 24 hour suspension for a months-old skeet about Christian Zionism, and I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that this happened when she’s been vocally criticizing Jay

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 4d

Let me check aaaaaand yup professional credulous dipshit Benji Edwards is once again on the case.

AMD is just handing over TEN PERCENT OF THE FUCKING COMPANY TO OPEN AI?

Can someone who can actually understand profits, loses and revenue start reporting on this shit? I mean, OTHER than Ed Zitron.

Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 4d

The deal marks a major endorsement of AMD's hardware and software capabilities as the company competes with Nvidia for dominance in the AI chip market.

AMD wins massive AI chip deal from OpenAI with stock sweetener

ChatGPT maker will be allowed to buy 10% of AMD for a penny per share.

arstechnica.com

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Magitek X @magitek.bsky.social · 5d

About as dumb as vegans making their cats vegans.

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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 5d

We lost a cat & 4, almost 5, kittens to the panleukopenia outbreak this month. I posted about the importance of vaccinating your cat to protect the tiny ones.

I now have an inbox full of cat anti vaxxers. I am so over humans

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Magitek X @magitek.bsky.social · 5d

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