Malicious malakim2099 🎃
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Magic the Gathering/EDH enthusiast, also big on RPGs and other games digital and analog, formerly SJWReaper at the Hellbirb. In a Country Full of Charlie Kirks? Be A James T Kirk. Bi. They/them. Nihilistic optimist. Pic by @Laudrawin
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malakim2099.bsky.social
Okay, here's a few Con survival tips with #MCVegas coming up that will probably help newbies out. This is far from complete, but it is meant to cover the basics.

1) Have a comfortable backpack/messenger bag that you can fit everything in, plus swag that you pick up on the Con Floor (1/10).
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chancesecond.bsky.social
It’s been a big part of No Kings, etc and buddy listen

If you’re gonna use the weapon of the enemy and not realize how many artists that you can pay are on your side, you’re deliberately doing a bad thing.
noethematt.bsky.social
Seeing a lot of "No Kings" protests groups using AI images lately

You aren't resisting fascism by using their tools

Be better than that
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ashleylynch.bsky.social
I'm so glad we all get to burn to death so a bunch of losers can get a video of Spongebob kissing Shrek.
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rahaeli.bsky.social
Hey, the Haircut did something correct for once
aricohn.com
Breaking: Gavin Newsom VETOES SB 771

www.gov.ca.gov/wp-content/u...
OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR
OCT 13 2025
To the Members of the California State Senate:
am returning Senate Bill 771 without my signature.
This bill seeks to hold social media platforms 'iable for algorithms that relay
content violating specified California civil rights laws to their users.
support the author's goal of ensuring that our nation-leading civil rights laws
apply equally both online and offline. likewise share the author's concern
about the growth of discriminatory threats, violence, and coercive harassment
online. am concerned, however, that this bill is premature. Our first step should
be to determine if, and to what extent, existing civil rights laws are sufficient to
address violations perpetrafed through algorithms. To the extent our laws prove
inadequate, they should be bolstered at that time.
For this reas
, I cannot sign this bill.
Sinc ely,
Ga
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im-all-id.me
If Pedro Pascal played Gomez Addams they'd have to replace all the seats in the theater
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chriswarcraft.bsky.social
Honestly, it needs to go further than this.

We need to confront the fact that democracy and wealth hoarding cannot coexist. Allowing people to amass the resources of a small state/country allows them to act as such, which is inimical to a shared society of “one person, one vote.”
johnrogers.bsky.social
“No Kings” is great , but we really don't get a functioning democracy back until we internalize, bone deep, the instinctive response to this and every other statement like it: “I don’t care what that rich guy thinks.”

Make it your morning affirmation. Say it ten times at the top of every hour.
the-independent.com
Elon Musk calls for US troops to be sent to San Francisco for war on drugs: ‘It’s the only solution’
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biowareproblems.bsky.social
Shepard recruiting people in ME2 like
An image from a Barbie movie. In the top panel a Barbie is on the phone and asks "Are you working?" 

In the bottom panel, the other Barbie replies "Yeah but I can quit. What's up?"
malakim2099.bsky.social
(And no, don't hate me, I didn't get it either. Got in the queue in the first two minutes, over an hour wait and it sold out super fast.)
malakim2099.bsky.social
What's funny is I didn't even care that much about the D-Tutor. I really wanted the Serra-Armageddon. That art was just amazing to me.
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tlecaque.bsky.social
Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.
malakim2099.bsky.social
I'm just hoping I can snag a Serrageddon for cheap. Because that art is just *chef's kiss*.
malakim2099.bsky.social
Yeah, I feel you. At least for me it was over an hour so I just left the queue completely. The Serra-Armageddon was my main want there.
malakim2099.bsky.social
And yes, I did leave the queue and closed it. I can get a Bruvac and in-universe Jaws easy enough.

Though, if anyone snagged a Kieran SL, I *really* want that Armageddon more than anything else.
malakim2099.bsky.social
You know what?

When I get in the queue lliterally a MINUTE after it opens, it's over a two hour wait, and the lair I wanted immediately sells out?

Enough. I'm done with this nonsense. Go back to print on demand WOTC.
malakim2099.bsky.social
I was down to 38 and now it's back over an hour again.

Can I mention how much I despise this FOMO model of Secret Lairs, especially when they aren't shipping until the 28th?
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gailsimone.bsky.social
Yes, but on the other hand...

...let's do it anyway.
crobertcargill.bsky.social
Gail, No!!! There’s trolling and then there’s suicide. Rule fucking number one of the Internet: the Swifties are NOT to be fucked with!
gailsimone.bsky.social
I bet Taylor Swift would be more popular if she wrote her own songs.
malakim2099.bsky.social
Though, the little dude is making some progress, so that's... something?
malakim2099.bsky.social
Actually hoping for Jaws, Kieran, and Eddie here.
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gailsimone.bsky.social
I bet Taylor Swift would be more popular if she wrote her own songs.
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cooperlund.online
These guys are terrified of the numbers that are going to turn out on Saturday, and that's all the more reason to put down your "wine mom protest" objections and join them.
atrupar.com
Bessent: "No Kings means no paychecks. No paychecks and no government."
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drandrewthaler.bsky.social
You don't have to judge Columbus by the standards of today. His tenure as governor of Hispaniola was so horrific that he was dragged back to Spain in chains to answer for his many crimes.

Plus he never set foot on any land that would ever be a part of the United States of America.