mark magark
@markedly.bsky.social
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Your bowl shape is all wrong, shame on you
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tweetpotato314.bsky.social
[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
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markedly.bsky.social
congratulations! you did it perfectly
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markedly.bsky.social
They should invent a food that you don’t have to freakin rinse off
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jphillll.bsky.social
We should be extremely clear about this: fascists like Charlie Kirk have spent the last decade inciting political violence. They created the current climate and the only way to change course and end the violence we’re witness is to comprehensively defeat fascism.

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Charlie Kirk and fascists created this climate of political violence
The 47th school shooting of the year took place on September 10th, 2025.
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samthielman.com
I’m not confident of much but I can tell you that no matter how it happens my last words won’t be blaming mass shootings on trans people
markedly.bsky.social
Yeah, pretty LOUSY!!
markedly.bsky.social
Using the men’s room at a wnba game
Not a soul in the men’s room
markedly.bsky.social
Very few of them even potable!!
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sireviscerate.myatproto.social
(take on me voice) 🎶 fuuuuuuck thiiiiiiis shiiiiiit
markedly.bsky.social
May god have mercy on you! Something similar happened to me earlier
Dang sink fell off!
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heyitshamhocks.bsky.social
Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
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housefeminist.bsky.social
I wish any of the children from the Secret Garden were my children, sneaking away at every opportunity to cultivate an immaculately landscaped oasis. My yard looks like shit and my kids are just sitting here.
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razzball.bsky.social
she looks nothing like him
Matt Damon and daughter, a giant duck
markedly.bsky.social
Hey Siri a big poop flied out of my rear hole and landed in the sink behind me
markedly.bsky.social
I was at the urinal with my pants all the way down of course and I was pulling apart my butt cheeks so my farts would be quieter when all of the sudden a big poop flied out of my rear hole and landed in the sink behind me
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internethippo.bsky.social
The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good
markedly.bsky.social
Tell them I say hello!

Also, a master class of truth in advertising
markedly.bsky.social
A kid in my class said “children are dumb.” There was silence for a moment, then another kid whispered “you have no respect for your own kind”
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dorsalstream.bsky.social
I have a new story thing in @havehashad.com. I'm grateful and humbled to appear in this amazing journal.

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WHILE YOUR WIFE IS AT A MEMORIAL SERVICE
Roblin Meeks

She’ll be gone a good hour, maybe two. You’re happy, of course, to watch the kids while she pays respects. Don’t think, obviously; nothing good can come of that. Try to make yourself useful instead. Maybe look for the long blue spatula, the one good for flipping hash browns for The Boy. It was a friend of hers, younger than you both. You’re getting to that age where such things shock but no longer surprise. Keeps them crispy to flip them all at once. The hash browns. Funny phrase “paying respects,” as if respect were a kind of currency, with death calling in a loan. Also “paying attention,” though the expense of that seems to make more sense somehow. What language has us do. Speaking of which, the pencil sharpeners probably need emptying of their dust. And Q will always be up for a game of Crazy Eights or Go Fish, played, if
markedly.bsky.social
Sad but true: every day a new teenage boy learns the phrase "methinks" and embraces a life of evil