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Eli Lee, Exiled Poster
@heyitshamhocks.bsky.social
Eli Lee, 30-something wretched sportsboy, they/them. Weights, running, and roller derby 🛼
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Frankly, if you approached any cisgender woman playing roller derby and informed her that men have a biological advantage over her, you'd be laughed out of the room so loudly you'd have to go to the next county over before you'd stop hearing it.
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November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Honestly, people calling creators the "petite bourgeoisie" makes me want to snap.

We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.

We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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everyone stop and take a moment to appreciate how pyramidal my mom's cat is
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Calgon, fuck me up
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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on top of everything else, nuzzi has the sensibilities of your most embarrassing friend. a guy alternates between saying he wants her to have his children and ghosting her, and she's wringing her hands trying to figure out if they're really in love
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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If one person starts yelling, it’s easy from there. Don’t be afraid to be the first person to start yelling at a Nazi
A guy ran into a classroom at the University of Washington threw up Nazi salutes, yelled a bunch of slurs, then roughly 30 students chased him down, got him arrested.
October 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Can’t believe I haven’t posted this one here yet.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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tfw u need seven samurai
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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If my 7 year old niece wanted to watch Paw Patrol instead of The Irishman this Thursday, she should have thought of that before her dad suggested I host Thanksgiving this year
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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i think about this every single time that i flag a cop on waze. funniest brand interaction i've ever had
April 18, 2024 at 1:53 PM
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Wait, hold on a minute...

THERE we go.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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just saw someone say "the SA of nanking" and my god you people need to get more comfortable saying the word rape
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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The moo deng fandom is dying. Reskeet if youre a *real* dengist
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM