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@mattsledge.xyz
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Sarcasm is my weapon. Posts about music/sports/tech/stuff. College football/#MACtion/Lapsed Reds fan. Lives in Oxford, Ohio. Past: Radio dork at WOXY-FM/97X, WNKU and Inhailer.com. Present: I manage. DEI advocate.
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Since I have picked up a few new followers this past week, let's redo this. Consider this an #introduction. Interests include:

#music
#indiemusic (alt/college rock)
#radio
#movies
#weather
#collegefootball
Miami U (Ohio) sports
Cincinnati Reds/Bengals
#technology
and my favorite interest: #more
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There are still people who say “Oh he won’t do THAT…” and he goes and does it. These people are the current leaders of the Democrats. 
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The fact there’s a man in our White House who constantly expresses his hatred for half of the country and makes clear his desire to strip away programs supported by Democrats should tell millions & millions why they need to be a part of the No Kings protest if they still believe in America.
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In other words, the Wild are wild. Noted.
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I have not heard this and I am not sure if I want to.
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Someone called the Bengals/Steelers game this Thursday 'The Icy Hot Bowl' and that nails it perfectly.
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It's come to the point at work where people are stealing pens... that I now refuse to put out any Sharpies. My boss called me out on it and I said in reply "Sure, if you want to keep wasting money because people keep stealing the most expensive ones, I'll gladly put them out."

That solved it.
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The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.
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goldengateblond.bsky.social
whoever did this little bit of magnificence, take a bow
satire: a spirit halloween costume that’s a “violent antifa terrorist” and includes:
- inflatable frog suit
- cape
- pepper spray filter
- a thirst for the blood of the innocent
- air pump

batteries and Molotov cocktails not included
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jarvis christ
pregameempire.bsky.social
Happy These Are All Allegedly Real Schools Who Are Playing D1 Basketball Programs The Opening Week of Basketball Season szn to you and yours
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Welp. I'm just going to start blocking everyone that keeps reposting that picture of Trump.

Seeing it once was enough.
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timmarchman.bsky.social
A tale as old as time: Guy uploads his entire stash of 187,000 pornographic images to a Department of Energy network so he can train an AI to "make better 'robot pornography,'" gets caught, gripes that the DOE (which is charged with maintaining nuclear secrets) is "spying on him a little too much."
Man Stores AI-Generated Robot Porn on His Government Computer, Loses Access to Nuclear Secrets
A man who works for the people overseeing America’s nuclear stockpile has lost his security clearance after he uploaded 187,000 pornographic images to a Department of Energy (DOE) network.
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For us movie-loving Gen X kids, Drew Struzan’s art was always a promise of some amazing and cool adventures, coming soon to a multiplex near us. He was one of the folks who helped define the 80s and 90s blockbuster. RIP, sir.
Big Trouble in Little China poster. Temple of Doom poster Adventures in Babysitting poster Back to the Future poster
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ghostbusters1984.bsky.social
Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
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ghostbusters1984.bsky.social
As a duly designated representative of the state, county and city of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension!
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This is Fox News at its most absurd, and that's saying something.
luriethereal.bsky.social
Time to tune in to some analysis from Antifa expert…Chef Andrew…Gruel?…founder of…American Gravy Concepts?
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It’s a day off, but I had to get my hair cut today because it’s been far too long since it was last done. And now, we slack for the rest of the day. I’m done adulting.
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My brain skipped the “mini” part and I said WHAT?!
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erikhane.bsky.social
this is one of those situations where people could take a lot of their ideas from Sports Twitter. When OpenAI collapses I better see Altman's replies filled with links to job applications at T-Mobile stores like he's a Browns QB who just threw three picks
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