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Max Howard-Evans
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succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I try not to americapost but damn this campaign has been incredible.
November 5, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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This auction is now live on eBay.

1500 credit Orlock gang.

9 humans and 2 cyber-mastiffs
(Scenery not included)

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/39722454...

Starting at £50.
Oz will get the money, not me.

DM me if you have any questions.

#Nerdlings
#Necromunda
November 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
October 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Out for Igorrr tonight, support act was Imperial Triumphant, the venue is now playing donk while the crew sets up the next act. Lmao.
October 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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It’s so very telling of British exceptionalism how, as an English speaking country whereby second language speaking is so low, our requirement to come here speaking at ridiculously high level
October 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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If you care about my family, don't make me feel like I'm alone. We're hungry.

If you're browsing, please leave a dot. It's just a dot. We need more people donating
We are in urgent need of protection and a safe place to live. We’re raising support to help us escape danger and rebuild our lives in safety. Every contribution, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to security and hope. 💛
kindly give :
#BringRuaaHome #SafetyForRuaa #HumanitarianAid
Project Bring Ruaa and Her Family to Safety
I'm helping my friend, Ruaa Naji, raise funds to help her family survive.
chuffed.org
October 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Blocked by a YP truther for Simply Asking Questions
The members who haven't voted on policies yet? we only have the track records and statements of the MPs to go on. I know the plan is eventually for the leadership to 'step down' to enable transition to OMOV democratic election but the comms on all of this have frankly been a bin fire from day one
October 10, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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yes my horse’s name is “grab an officer’s service weapon” and yes i do intend to enter him into the kentucky derby
January 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Bristol council has put together a public consultation policy document and survey on vehicle dwelling. My interpretation of the policy wording is that the council sees these groups as existing to the detriment of housed persons and would like to see them in paid sites or private accommodation.
files.smartsurvey.io
October 7, 2025 at 8:32 AM
A glimmer of hope
🚨 UPDATE 🚨

The news is in, and it’s good

🚫 GWD, the anti-trans lobby group led by four disgraced expelled members, has been denied a platform at Autumn Conference

They tried to strong-arm the party with legal threats in order to spread their transphobic agenda

But the party stood firm

1.
🚨 UPDATE 🚨

This week, Green Party Specialist Interest Groups will be told whether Party leadership plans to allow GWD to run a stall at Autumn Conference

To be clear: GWD is a transphobic lobbying outfit, fronted by expelled ex-members with a history of breaching party values and code of conduct
October 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I have died three times and strangled 0 horses. GOTY
BEHOLD!

My first ever choose-your-own-adventure game!

"i will strangle a horse" - over seven and a half thousand words of absolute nonsense, as you help Martin Jenkins on his first day at The Farm.

brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...

Totally free to play! I mean, you can pay, but you can also not!
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
September 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
If this is the best England has to offer I think the most humane thing would be to put it at the bottom of the ocean.
September 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Okay, sharing this again today to coincide with me turning 33.
As I’ve said, my car is fucked, beyond fucked in fact, and money wise everything’s a bit grim, so I’ve set this up.

Again, I have no expectations regarding this, but I’m massively grateful for any help that can be given 💕
Donate to Help Zach get back on the road, organized by Probably Zach
Hi, I’m Zach, you might already know me from Bluesky as umami daddy/ProbablyZach. Rec… Probably Zach needs your support for Help Zach get back on the road
gofund.me
September 5, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Kevin Shields Was Right
That has adjusted over time - when Morrissey danced in the Union Jack in 1992 there was a lot of discussion about whether that was a dangerous sign (turned out in his case it was). But with New Labour, Britpop and “Cool Britannia” by the *late* nineties things had changed.
September 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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✨ AI Overview

Put a fork in the microwave :)
August 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The more I see people defending Starmer as 'needing more time', or 'having a greater aim', the more I'm reminded of this.
August 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
She when I, uhhh, me when-
August 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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It's only "counterculture" in the sense that it runs counter to actual human culture
August 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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I enjoy that they’re unironically saying that AI is counterculture - brought to you by Meta, Google, Microsoft, Anthropic. Funded by the U.S. Military.
August 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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July 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM