Andrew Mearns
@mearns.bsky.social
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Giancarlo dinger admirer | Pinstripe Alley managing editor | Baseball Prospectus writer | Past: Cut4, MLB | Cat dad | Batdog enthusiast
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hello, Not Bird App
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Jamie Moyer's got the ball for Seattle in ALCS Game 1, I hear
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holls.bsky.social
This is the sleepiest celebration I've ever seen, bring them blankets instead of hats and shirts. They've earned it!
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euqubud.baseballprospectus.com
It all comes down to this. Or maybe something else, later
mearns.bsky.social
(well, the "get it within one" slam by Berkman, excuse me)
mearns.bsky.social
Bobby Cox left Kyle Farnsworth in long enough to give up both the game-tying slam to Berkman in the 8th and the game-tying bomb by Ausmus (!) in the 9th, peak old man napping on the bench time
mearns.bsky.social
good ol' Dingle Dangle Donger just sent this to the 15th, wow
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Tigers got a guy named Durgle Dangler or something, hey whatever floats your boat
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yayroger.bsky.social
ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted
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edsbs.bsky.social
Finger is bat
bat is finger
Finger is arm
Arms make the man
Man = bat
BATMAN
mearns.bsky.social
I hope A.J. Pierzynski took notes on how much bunting didn't work out for the Mariners in that entire inning, no matter how many bunts there were
(he did not)
mearns.bsky.social
They did have a victorious Game 163 for the AL Central in 2008, so kinda close?
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adriangarro.bsky.social
A country singer I’ve never heard if but plays sold-out arenas on the regular
mearns.bsky.social
I think this has now replaced "Hail to the Victors" as Michigan's fight song
jayjaffe.bsky.social
All I can think of when I see the current Tigers reliever is “See Will Vest, see Will Vest, made of real gorilla chest…”
mearns.bsky.social
shiiiit, I thought Javy had that one
mearns.bsky.social
by the way, I think that was the hardest I'd laughed at a baseball podcast since @benlindbergh.bsky.social found a recording of someone doing the "Nice & Easy" version of your Effectively Wild theme
mearns.bsky.social
everyone not named Aaron Judge just wanted us to relax lil' bit, take it easy
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grantbrisbee.bsky.social
If you think that Kerry Carpenter is in Speier's head, let me tell you about another carpenter who "inspires heads."