Michael Mills
@michaelmills.bsky.social
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Doctor Who book club rambler (Hamster with a Blunt Penknife). Escaped journalist. “Welsh”. All this and great hair too.
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It’s a Hamster Book Club/Too Hot for TV crossover as we take a look at Doctor Who tie-in media’s efforts to tackle mental health. These pics probably tell you how well it goes. @docoho44.bsky.social @toohot4tv.bsky.social
Publicity photo of the cast of Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace The cover illustration from an apparently useless dictionary of devils and demons Satan as depicted in South Park Gillian Anderson in a boob tube and single sleeve pointing a toy rocket at her own open mouth. This depicts science fiction as designed for heterosexuals.
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Get your “Nobody could have foreseen this (apart from all the people who foresaw this)” copy in now.
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"Fucking reform leaflet" is a good cryptic crossword clue for "FELLATE".
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Fucking reform leaflet through the door while I was out. Fascist fucking cunts. Genuinely sickening.
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The Jared Leto movies will continue until morale improves.
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‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.
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On the latest #DoctorWho Too Hot For TV I am joined by Liam to look at what could have been for seasons 27 and 28 and the lost story 'Alixion' from Big Finish.

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You may think it’s pathetic to cry at a video game, but the achievement for completing the main story in Red Dead Redemption 2 is called “Eternal Summer”.
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Anyone making a Tron movie.
The “But it might work for us” meme from Arrested Development.
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Re: last repost - one of my favourite characters in Last Jedi is Canady. Only in it briefly but he's that old Imperial captain back doing the star wars, always totally aware he's following shit orders from young morons. And even when it kills him, this - he'd do it all again, the old fash bastard.
Mark Lewis Jones as Captain Canady in Star Wars: The Last Jedi
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Also, Welsh boys in space 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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Only this time it was even more blindingly obvious to anyone except those who thought they’d found a quick route to godlike wealth.
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still amazing to me the number of movies, games, etc. which have Venus Flytrap-based creatures in some form compared to the actual native range of Venus Flytrap, which is like, the great untamed jungles of a few wet pine savannas in North Carolina
map illustrating the native range of Venus Flytrap plants, just a little half circle around coastal North and South Carolina in USA
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This reminds me that the only frog that “ribbits” in the classic manner is the Pacific Treefrog. But it just so happens to live around Hollywood, so it ended up in the nighttime soundscapes of tons of movies.
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Stand By Me (Oasis) 7/10
Stand By Me (Ben E. King) 97/10
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Fun music game.

Take two songs with the same name and post your combined score out of 10. How high can you get?

No covers/no triples (e.g. Power of Love)

My first effort, which i think is hard to beat...

Zombie (Fela Kuti) 10/10
Zombie (The Cranberries) 7/10

Total score: 17
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Pretty confused by how TRON became a big-budget movie franchise. Was it a bit hit when it came out? No. Did it become a big hit on video/TV? Also no. Do people have fond nostalgic memories of it? Eh kinda but not really. Was it secretly great and critically acclaimed? No again
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Hamster Book Club - The Eyeless by Lance Parkin - a surprisingly bleak, dystopian world with huge things to say about war, weapons of mass destruction, genocide and scientific responsibility...aimed at children? @lefthandeddalek.bsky.social

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I watched Morbius the other day and, while it’s not the turkey everyone says, he is an absolute void at the centre of it.
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Whatever the rights or wrongs, it’s so far from being the main problem ⬇️ bsky.app/profile/eddi...
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You can definitely track how the minimum wage has gone up but most other wages have stagnated by how everyone now feels a pint has got rather pricey.
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Eight and his companions will all be waiting for you in the all new Hamster Book Club! Coming soon!

Artwork by the fabulously talented @devondan.bsky.social
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Louis Theroux’s CBeebies Bedtime Stories seemingly delivered at gunpoint.
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No other coyote in the world could accomplish this!
Wile E. Coyote has run off a cliff but not realised it yet.
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Listening to The Penguin Book of Cults and shouting “STOP GETTING THE WICKER MAN WRONG” in my kitchen.
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Oh the history lessons they will teach.
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🫣 Profits are for wimps. Revenues are for losers. Ideas sell, not fundamentals

Over half the Nasdaq market is loss making. About 1-in-8 companies have no revenues

There are a lot more in these camps than in the past
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“exploded biography” is his own term for it, i think.

His is the Beatles book i recommend to everyone.
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I am once again pitching a Numberblocks where they meet i, the Unspeakable One, the King in Yellow, Him Who Is Not to be Named, Assatur, Xastur, H'aaztre, Fenric, or Kaiwan.