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MikhailBorg

@mikailborg.bsky.social

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Professional geek. Amateur weirdo. Genderqueer. Makes the podcast serial "Managlitch City Underground". She/her because he/him needs a break. Also, pretty dresses.

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MikhailBorg @mikailborg.bsky.social · 8h

I am a 4. Nessa is either a 1 or a 12 depending if she’s pissed.

Meme post:

quote rt this with how intimidating
YOU think you are on a scale of 1-10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are

MikhailBorg @mikailborg.bsky.social · 9h

Bought a cheap Halloween costume last year; didn’t go out so never even tried it on. Did so tonight, and…
OMG IT FIT!

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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 1d

From the Larchives: The Rocky Horus Picture Scroll. One of my favorite works. I had the assistance of an Egyptology PhD student to translate the Time Warp phonetically. Enjoy :)

cartoon: in the style of Egyptian heiroglyhics the lyrics to the Time Warp have been phonetically translated and help illustrate characters from RHPS
Caption; Rocky Horus Picture Scroll

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✨Franky✨ @frankydcat.bsky.social · Sep 17

timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 2d

running for president in '28, my entire campaign is just two posters, one picturing prominent members of the current administration beneath the banner headline "PRISON", and another of all the leading techbros beneath the banner headline 'WE WILL TAKE ALL THEIR MONEY'

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MikhailBorg @mikailborg.bsky.social · 1d

Sounds like someone was looking for something to be offended by 😢

MikhailBorg @mikailborg.bsky.social · 2d

I can confidently say I NEVER had a NotZee phase. Worst I ever got was a flirtation with libertarianism before I figured out how damn selfish and self-defeating it was.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 2d

For my forever Space Sis: 🎂

💞

James 🎃 Harbeck @sesquiotic.bsky.social · 2d

Happy Carrie Fisher's birthday

Carrie Fisher as Leia Organa in the closing scene of Start Wars IV: A New Hope. She is smiling and looking to the side.

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MikhailBorg @mikailborg.bsky.social · 3d

I never expected the NotZees to acquire this much control over America; but if I had, I would not have expected them to be this pathetic. Apparently we don’t even get to have villains we can respect.

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 3d

I dabble in magic, but my basic theory of magic is probably closer to Granny Weatherwax's Headology concept. My most basic principle of magic is "Magic isn't real, so you have to trick yourself into thinking it's real," so, you know, making yourself insane just for funsies.

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Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 3d

Strange creature

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 3d

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be used against you as treason.
Anything you don't say will be used against you as suspicious silence, indicating treasonous thoughts.

Please form a neat line for processing.

#ttrpg #paranoia

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MikhailBorg @mikailborg.bsky.social · 4d

Sudden desire to re-animate all the space battles in Star Wars Ep. IV using classic Trek steady phaser beams instead of the “blaster machine guns” all the spaceships use. It feels like the battles would end a lot quicker.

MikhailBorg @mikailborg.bsky.social · 4d

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

Anipuma and Unipuma, two catgirls with amazing manes of blonde hair and futuristic assault rifles, from the anime “Dominion Tank Police”

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MikhailBorg @mikailborg.bsky.social · 4d

Pointing out to friends that Huntr/x has real K/DA vibes which leads to the friends being introduced to more good music

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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 4d

Let’s make it popular among the cis folk to change names from time to time cos it’s metal as fuck. Especially if you were born in the 1900s.

“Who… who are you?!”

“I have had many names over millennia…”

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MikhailBorg @mikailborg.bsky.social · 4d

K-Pop Demon Hunters’ theme of being weakened and held back by the parts of you that have been taught to feel ashamed hits my core every time I watch.

MikhailBorg @mikailborg.bsky.social · 4d

Giving you side-eye, here, @tabbiewolf.bluestripedboxers.com

Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social · 4d

Spectacular robbery of the French crown jewels at the Louvre today: three masked men climbed a ladder, broke a window, lifted nine priceless pieces from the Apollo gallery, got away on motorbikes. No one hurt.
Reportedly the most famous piece in the room, the 140 carat Regent diamond, was not taken.

The Crown jewel of France and the Apollo Gallery of the Louvre

The ornate Apollo gallery of the palace. Delacroix did some of the ceiling

A fire truck style ladder leaning against the facade

LOUVRE
Tickets
X
Sunday 19 October:
The Musée du Louvre will remain closed today for exceptional reasons. All reservations for today's date will be reimbursed.
We apologize for the inconvenience.

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Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 6d

sapphling: sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

sapphling: You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

sapphling: *screenshot of tag that says
#crying and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didnt REALLY die and come back to life all those times*
no that part was real

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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 5d

ME: Well, now we have to do a double feature.
KEVIN: Okay! *fires up Labyrinth*
STEPSON: I don’t know if I’m ready for this…
ME: Yeah, you might come away with a few new fetishes. It’s fine. Happens to everyone.
STEPSON: …

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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 5d

THE BAD NEWS: IT IS TOO LATE FOR YOU TO HAVE A PERFECTLY COMPREHENSIBLE LIFE.

THE GOOD NEWS: NOW YOU CAN BE BEAUTIFUL.

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Coyote @goldencoyote.bsky.social · 5d

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the frogs
They are leading forth the unicorns & funny cats & dogs
They are coming from the rivers, from the ponds & from the bogs
Their truth is marching on
Glory glory hallelujah
Glory glory hallelujah
Glory glory hallelujah
Their truth is marching on