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Some highlights from today's prairie walk. It's finally cool enough out! I missed some of the big blooms in September due to the heat, but maybe it'll be better next year.

All photos (c) 2025, me, at Kinza Prairie Biological Station
a late-blooming goldenrod a purplish pink spike of prairie flowers. unsure of the species. pink wild onion landscape shot of a tallgrass prairie and patches of woodland on rolling hills
mjosmurphy.bsky.social
Lockmart has Pride socks for employees, though not in thigh-high variety
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I'm *not* a K-State employee, but still
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I'm still amazed how the Cats are (a) terrible and (b) still cost $80 for a nosebleed seat
mjosmurphy.bsky.social
none of these words are in the Bible
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Spoiler: its bugs
matthewdownhour.bsky.social
Just learned how shellac is made and it has been some time since I’ve been this shocked upon learning about…anything really
Shellac - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
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My apartment was huge but full of broken furniture. Three doors led outside but none could lock. The back door opened onto a loading dock and dusty racks of Utz potato chips. Some teenagers broke in to tag the place with graffiti, and I had to call the police. #dream
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(please make this. i would buy it immediately)
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perks can add the numer of arms (and bats) that your designated hitter has
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Cal Ripken Jr. played in the most consecutive games and played in the game with the most innings. huh.
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everyone's talking about Fat Bear Month but nobody mentions Fat Bee Month
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alixwzl.bsky.social
A cis friend sent me a meme last night as he found it funny but was worried whether it might be a bit transphobic and this is by far the most niche meme I have laughed at this week.

(I don't think it's transphobic but am not the ultimate authority! Honestly think it's probably from in-community)
A diagrammatic representation of a Fourier transform is saying 'hey guys' to a couple of people with their backs to us. One is pointing at it saying 'furry transfem'. The diagram replies 'Not what I'm called'.
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you would almost think they were playing cricket
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euqubud.baseballprospectus.com
VLADIMIR: Well? Shall we score a run?
ESTRAGON: Yes. Let's.

They do not score.
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don't worry, in a mere two months you'll be

simply
haaaaaaving
a wonderful Christmastime
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Showing up to the protest in my Beaker costume with a sign that reads: A REPUBLIC, IF YOU CAN MEEP IT.
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I'll never forget my q-brained family asking at the holidays if there were antifa demonstrations and was it dangerous at my rural agriculture college
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I'd prefer to be paid to do work, but if they want to hand me money for free I'm okay with that, too.
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no, he likes em underage, see?
you say it's statutory, but he says it's mandatory.