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KL! Is Here to Burgle Your Turts! 🐢

@momebie.bsky.social

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Get up and create, darling! 🍃 // 80s baby // they/them // 💖💜💙 ✨️ archivist ✨️ writer/poet ✨️ collage artist ✨️ too many hobbies enthusiast ✨️ the "they" in "that's what they said" ✨️

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KL! Is Here to Burgle Your Turts! 🐢 @momebie.bsky.social · 56m

Explaining to my boss that I'm late because I didn't realize this video was over half an hour long when I clicked on it. 😂

Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 6h

this is so brutal lol

being gay sucks.

YouTube video by that zack

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KL! Is Here to Burgle Your Turts! 🐢 @momebie.bsky.social · 1h

Please. I want nothing more than to Amelie my entire body.

Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 9h

Is this just a Midwestern ball pit.

What is this strange custom of yeeting your womb fruit into a popcorn bowl.

Is this how killer children cults commence.

Becky is a Farm Gay and has no input as Oregon doesn't do this.

MIDWESTERNERS, PLZ EXPLAIN.

It is a room that seems to be filled with dried corn and inside of all of this dried corn is a sea of probably unwashed children.

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d h @deeholloway.bsky.social · 3h

hallowzine vol. 4 is here & you know what that means--ALL hallowzines are FREE THROUGH HALLOWEEN 👻

menshevixen.itch.io/hallowzine-v...

hallowzine, vol. 4 by Dee Holloway

A short reincarnation.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 7h

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

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Samantha Mash @samanthamash.bsky.social · 1d

#PortfolioDay again! I'm a West Coast artist named Samantha and I specialize in editorials, publishing (mostly book covers), and branding

✉️[email protected]
🧡samanthamash.com
🧡samanthamash.etsy.com
🧡inprnt.com/gallery/samanthamash
🧡patreon.com/samanthamash

Illustration of woman with short hair kneeling back on the ground and pulling the string of a bow tight. She is holding a white arrow and prepared to let go. Around her is the Sagittarius constellation that is made of orange and pale yellow stars. The background is a pale peach, the woman is made up of oranges and reds.

Illustration of a pale antelope on a dark background with orange plants around it

Five herons, two black, three white are circled around one of the black herons holding an orb of light

Pale woman with dark hair in periwinkle one piece swimsuit swimming with fish and other sea life in a dark ocean with a pink sky and peach sun

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KL! Is Here to Burgle Your Turts! 🐢 @momebie.bsky.social · 2h

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Dr. Suzanne Scott @iheartfatapollo.bsky.social · 1d

Are you 18 or older with a fandom-related tattoo (or know someone who has one)? Please take 10 min to fill out this survey for my new book project on embodied fan identities and practices. Share widely! utexas.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_... Contact info: [email protected].

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KL! Is Here to Burgle Your Turts! 🐢 @momebie.bsky.social · 20h

Today I learned fan brunch was a thing.

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KL! Is Here to Burgle Your Turts! 🐢 @momebie.bsky.social · 20h

Showed great personal restraint by not saying 'give me the Giles Corey treatment!' when the masseuse asked us if we'd like to add hot stones to our massages.

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Dan Liimatta @danliimatta.bsky.social · 1d

it's #portfolioday!

I'm Dan, I'm a concept artist/illustrator that often posts dailies, but I also do environments, character concepts, and commissions.

& I'm available for work, email or DM me if you're interested!

✉️ [email protected]

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Tisha Mark @tishamark.com · 22h

Hi there! It's #PortfolioDay again!

I'm an artist north of Boston telling stories about light and atmosphere with oil paints.

I paint both large and small, and my originals are available in my online shop.

tishamark.com

#art #painting #TraditionalArt #bsnm

Original seascape oil painting by Tisha Mark, "Lighting the Dark" 20"x20" oil on linen (2025). This moody, abstract-leaning seascape painting has a textured, orange-toned, atmospheric sky with textured colors of light on the horizon. Light from the sky reflects in the water below as it meets a dark, rocky, tree-lined coast.

Original seascape oil painting by Tisha Mark, "Knowing Glances" 7"x5" oil on Ampersand Gessobord (2025). This painting has white textured clouds in a moody gray-blue sky over a dark blue sea that is meeting a rocky shore. There are delightful bits of green moss and red algae or seaweed on the rocks.

Original autumn landscape oil painting by Tisha Mark, "Autumn Mini No. 2501" 4"x4" oil on Ampersand Gessobord (2025). The painting shows a body of water reflecting colors from a sunset sky surrounded by trees that are turning red, brown, and gold.

Original seascape oil painting by Tisha Mark, "We Met Along the Way" 14"x11" oil on Ampersand Gessobord (2025). A seascape painting with a gray-blue sky with textured, atmospheric cloud formations over a dark blue sea. Waves are meeting a rocky shore, and there are hints of green moss or algae on the rocks.

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Andrea C. White @andreacwhite.bsky.social · 1d

"We can still be us, Angel" [manifesting for this to happen in s3] #GoodOmensFanArt #goodomens

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KL! Is Here to Burgle Your Turts! 🐢 @momebie.bsky.social · 20h

Her NAME is Mary!! 😔

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 1d

in a streamer universe, the elevator has stopped between floors. crew and anne bonny are absent, and ed and stede are cursed. evelyn is having a snack, which is wet.

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Caly 🏴‍☠️💜😊 @intheblanketfort.bsky.social · 2d

I'd love to be stabbed by Jim #ofmdfanart

A digital pencil portrait of Jim from Our Flag Means Death. They're pictured from the shoulders up, head turned, gazing softly at someone off screen. This is S2 Jim, so their hair looks really fucking badass, and they're wearing pauldrons made of thick rope

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🩸corvid - ukulele era🏴‍☠️ @cr0wteeth.bsky.social · 22h

hey, I just put a couple of my original songs up on YouTube if anyone would wanna check em out!

youtu.be/VhAHxazjFYQ?...

still f'ed up - crowtooth

YouTube video by crowtooth

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KL! Is Here to Burgle Your Turts! 🐢 @momebie.bsky.social · 21h

Men would rather drive their suv's around a parking garage screaming at a woman that she's a fucking cunt for taking his parking spot than go to therapy.

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KL! Is Here to Burgle Your Turts! 🐢 @momebie.bsky.social · 1d

Happy birthday!! 🥳🎂🥂

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Graham Annable @grickle.bsky.social · 1d

Stormy days ahead. (Buy the print here: gricklemart.com/vampire-ghos... ) #grickledoodle #horror #vampire #ghosts #halloween #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of a vampire looking at stormy skies and shepherding in his flock of ghosts to the nearby castle. Caption reads "It was time to get the flock back to the castle."

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KL! Is Here to Burgle Your Turts! 🐢 @momebie.bsky.social · 1d

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · Oct 31

Book cover for Pet Cemetery featuring an angry cat’s face hissing as a silhouette of a man stares off. Text and title read:

I just
FED YOU
Stop yelling at me...

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KL! Is Here to Burgle Your Turts! 🐢 @momebie.bsky.social · 1d

Time to boot it in safe mode.

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My Dad is Dracula @mydadisdracula.bsky.social · 1d

My Dad is Dracula (and Going On a Vacation) 🧳

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xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 1d

he's got his snacks and he's cozy and he's so ready for horror movie nights

photo edit of Ed Teach relaxing on a couch wearing a purple snuggie. he's got a lit joint in his mouth and he's holding a remote control. there is a tray with halloween cookies and a skull mug with what is presumably hot chocolate or some other hot beverage (whipped cream w/ caramel drizzle is visible). next to the tray is a full bag of candy corn. on the back edge of the couch, there is a plastic cauldron filled with popcorn. a plushie shark that Ed got from Sharky's gift shop in Ocean Shores WA sits behind his shoulder on the edge of the couch. in the background, the room is decorated for halloween: a jack o'lantern, paper banners that say HAPPY HALLOWEEN, skeleton lights, a large pumpkin headed skeleton, and a 3-ghost wall hanging that says BOO

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KL! Is Here to Burgle Your Turts! 🐢 @momebie.bsky.social · 1d

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Dr. Divya 🇵🇸🧿 (offline) @divyampersaud.com · 2d

Please share! 15 hours left ❤️‍🔥 Every boldness welcome to continue helping these six families & a displacement camp, all still facing life-and-death circumstances.

Our duty is not something we set down at a momentMs convenience, right?

Food, tents, transport north, winter & baby clothes. 485/1000

Keep Hope Alive: a Gaza Giving Circle

We are a team of volunteers in the US and UK, led by two sisters passionate about helping our friends on the ground keep their families and neighbors alive with food, water, & shelter. We saw that…

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