Morgan
@mport25.bsky.social
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Former Libero Sponsor of the University of Pittsburgh Volleyball Team. Four Squirrels in a trenchcoat. Hail to Pitt. Pro-Science, Pro-Choice, Pro-Wrestling he/him
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mport25.bsky.social
The Onion is so good at this.
mport25.bsky.social
I wish I knew but #highblocktane got us all.
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williesillie2.bsky.social
Why is it called Hillbilly Elegy and not Coal Mine Kampf
mport25.bsky.social
This dude gives off Todd Graham circa 2011 saying"high octane" at PITT vibes.
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Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"
mport25.bsky.social
Speaking of IUP. I really could go for some 9th Street Deli right now.
rodger.bsky.social
Ok so I knew that current Indiana University head coach Curt Cignetti was the former coach at Division II Indiana University of Pennsylvania, but did not realize until today that his brother Frank Jr. is the current offensive coordinator at Indiana (PA)
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mike johnson talks a lot of shit for a guy who looks like that
mport25.bsky.social
Just walked outside for the first time today
mport25.bsky.social
EATING A MEAL?!? A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!?
mport25.bsky.social
Gentlemen.

This is democracy manifest.
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internethippo.bsky.social
"The president is illegitimate and should be removed from office" is the minimum pitch for anyone nominally opposing him
donmoyn.bsky.social
Trump is upfront in saying he will use the shutdown to punish Democrats, and here are the receipts. About $27.2 billion cut from Dem districts compared to about $0.7 billion in GOP districts.
We all complain about the media, but need this type of in-depth journalism.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Trump Halts Billions in Grants for Democratic Districts During Shutdown (Gift Article)
The Trump administration has frozen or canceled nearly $28 billion primarily located in Democratic-led districts, according to an analysis by The New York Times.
www.nytimes.com
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opg.bsky.social
THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT
mattbrown.bsky.social
ME: "Girls, I'm going to a college campus today. Would you like me to see if they have a stuffed animal of the mascot for your collection?

KIDS: "lets see the mascot"

(shows them the Penn State Nittany Lion)

GIRLS: (visibly recoiling) absolutely not. Please do not bring that to our house.
mport25.bsky.social
BOFA DEEZ NUTS
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BOFA HAS SAVED ABOUT 10% ON CODING WORK USING AI, CEO SAYS
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pantherrants.bsky.social
Steelers fans don’t realize that Acrisure doesn’t happen without Pitt.

Alan Saunders tried to explain that to them.

Not to mention the Steelers literally rent the field themselves as well. It’s not their stadium.
mport25.bsky.social
Biggest athlete to play in LA. Lebron who?
mport25.bsky.social
Come to bumfuck Cambria County, they ain't pull you over for SHIT.
mport25.bsky.social
When I sold cars, I saw 2016 on a car (this was either 2021 or 22)
mport25.bsky.social
Yeah, that's something a robot would say.
mport25.bsky.social
I don't care Boz got hurt.
mport25.bsky.social
No one loves pieces of shit quarterbacks like Steeler Nation.

Here we go, am I right.
mport25.bsky.social
"Known Sexual Pest has opinions" should be the lede in any post/tweet/story that Ben is involved in.
mport25.bsky.social
Ben Roethlisberger shut the fuck up challenge.