Morgan
@mport25.bsky.social
He/Him.
Former Libero Sponsor of the University of Pittsburgh Volleyball Team.
Four Squirrels in a trenchcoat. Hail to Pitt.
You know one thing that is technically legal to say, is we have a group that meets Fridays under the Brooklyn bridge
Former Libero Sponsor of the University of Pittsburgh Volleyball Team.
Four Squirrels in a trenchcoat. Hail to Pitt.
You know one thing that is technically legal to say, is we have a group that meets Fridays under the Brooklyn bridge
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This is my boomer take but fuck giving Ben Cherington a participation trophy.
the pirates are only making big offers to top free agents that they know will never accept and I don’t think we should give them credit for “trying”
December 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is my boomer take but fuck giving Ben Cherington a participation trophy.
At this point the day that I see a Bob Nutting obit might be a better day than the day the THING happens.
December 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
At this point the day that I see a Bob Nutting obit might be a better day than the day the THING happens.
Ben Cherington releasing his own version of a Stargell Star.
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Ben Cherington releasing his own version of a Stargell Star.
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Shoutout to Ben Cherington and Bob Nutting for making that four-year offer though. Hang the banner!
@JeffPassan tweeted
BREAKING: Slugger Kyle Schwarber and the Philadelphia Phillies are finalizing a five-year, $150 million contract, sources tell ESPN. The NL MVP runner-up, one of the best home run hitters and clubhouse leaders in baseball, is returning to Philadelphia.
BREAKING: Slugger Kyle Schwarber and the Philadelphia Phillies are finalizing a five-year, $150 million contract, sources tell ESPN. The NL MVP runner-up, one of the best home run hitters and clubhouse leaders in baseball, is returning to Philadelphia.
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Shoutout to Ben Cherington and Bob Nutting for making that four-year offer though. Hang the banner!
ChatGPT just told me to tie my child to railroad tracks while I twirl my handlebar mustache.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
ChatGPT just told me to tie my child to railroad tracks while I twirl my handlebar mustache.
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“Give us the gingerbread penises”
December 9, 2025 at 12:25 PM
“Give us the gingerbread penises”
According to the judgement of the Oratrice Mécanique d'Analyse Cardinale
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
According to the judgement of the Oratrice Mécanique d'Analyse Cardinale
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Former #Pitt volleyball signee Samara Coleman is in the transfer portal after one season at TCU
Started 20 of 27 matches for the Horned Frogs as a freshman. Averaged 1.71 points, 1.42 digs and 1.31 kills per set and a .118 hitting percentage
Started 20 of 27 matches for the Horned Frogs as a freshman. Averaged 1.71 points, 1.42 digs and 1.31 kills per set and a .118 hitting percentage
December 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Former #Pitt volleyball signee Samara Coleman is in the transfer portal after one season at TCU
Started 20 of 27 matches for the Horned Frogs as a freshman. Averaged 1.71 points, 1.42 digs and 1.31 kills per set and a .118 hitting percentage
Started 20 of 27 matches for the Horned Frogs as a freshman. Averaged 1.71 points, 1.42 digs and 1.31 kills per set and a .118 hitting percentage
Thought was was gonna enter last year after Mary Wise retired.
Fish should really go after her IMO.
Fish should really go after her IMO.
Florida setter Alexis Stucky is in the transfer portal and has one season remaining
Have to wonder if #Pitt volleyball goes after her for a veteran setter addition in 2026
Have to wonder if #Pitt volleyball goes after her for a veteran setter addition in 2026
December 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Thought was was gonna enter last year after Mary Wise retired.
Fish should really go after her IMO.
Fish should really go after her IMO.
I haven't seen someone carry water like this for the Catholics since my 11th grade Catechism teacher tried to hide sexual abuse at St. Joes.
December 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I haven't seen someone carry water like this for the Catholics since my 11th grade Catechism teacher tried to hide sexual abuse at St. Joes.
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Why. What happened?
BREAKING: The Bureau of Labor Statistics will not publish the October PPI.
December 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Why. What happened?
Easy Fellas,
I have an idea who WON'T be PITT's jersey sponsor.
I have an idea who WON'T be PITT's jersey sponsor.
streets are telling me that a) almost everybody in FBS is going to try and do this for next year and b) fans should expect the majority of these deals to be this type of company. Think way more insurance, med-tech, financial services...not regional fast food or something consumer focused
The NCAA is set to vote on approving jersey patches on uniforms next month but UNLV is not waiting. It has a 5-year, $11 million deal to put patches on its football, men's and women's basketball, and baseball uniforms www.nytimes.com/athletic/687...
December 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Easy Fellas,
I have an idea who WON'T be PITT's jersey sponsor.
I have an idea who WON'T be PITT's jersey sponsor.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
If I hear 'Yah Mo B There' one more time, I'm going to yah mo burn this place to the ground
December 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If I hear 'Yah Mo B There' one more time, I'm going to yah mo burn this place to the ground
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Sinclair Broadcasting owns 185 television stations in 85 media markets. and this is what they do with that power and reach.
December 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Sinclair Broadcasting owns 185 television stations in 85 media markets. and this is what they do with that power and reach.
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lmao they put the World Cup in America and now it's got commercial breaks.
News: Every 2026 World Cup match will feature two "hydration breaks," no matter the weather.
Each half will pause for exactly three minutes midway through.
It's a player welfare measure. It also has sporting & commercial implications.
More @theathleticfc.bsky.social:
Each half will pause for exactly three minutes midway through.
It's a player welfare measure. It also has sporting & commercial implications.
More @theathleticfc.bsky.social:
2026 World Cup to feature three-minute hydration breaks in every half throughout tournament
Every game will pause for three minutes in the middle of each half, which will essentially split the match into quarters.
www.nytimes.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
lmao they put the World Cup in America and now it's got commercial breaks.
The Go Bowling Military Bowl:
December 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
The Go Bowling Military Bowl:
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The Ben Cherington Special™
It’s good to hear the Pirates made an offer to Schwarber, but if he wants a longer deal or more money, they’re just leaking that they’re offering $100 mil over four years knowing it won’t be accepted.
Wow, you made a low-ball offer, congrats?
Wow, you made a low-ball offer, congrats?
December 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The Ben Cherington Special™
How is a team so bad at shoot outs?
December 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
How is a team so bad at shoot outs?
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Oh Penguins bby, water u doing
December 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Oh Penguins bby, water u doing