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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)

@mrnos.bsky.social

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Now with only 9 toes. Also a type 1. He/Him/They. 38 and Surrounded By CORN. Pan. Discord: _mrstormy

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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · Nov 15

Since we can pin posts now...

Kevin from "Ed, Edd, n Eddy" holding up a sign while standing at the window that says "Dorks"

Kevin is wearing his green sweatshirt and his backwards red cap

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Robert O'Neill @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com · 19m

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIs5...

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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 54m

I'm cool with either Toronto or Seattle

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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 1h

matt shaw already looking up the ICE recruitment contact info

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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 1h

Just wait until I get 9-1-1 Walla Walla on the air

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 1h

More like Ian Crap tbh

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 2h

“you’re doing it Hugh, you are winning the dang Masters right now”

awittierben.bsky.social @awittierben.bsky.social · 2h

When he closes his eyes, he's golfing.

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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025) @adactivity.bsky.social · 7h

It’s all happening on x dot com where I do my banking

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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 2h

You can never have too many imo

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 3h

Fan holding sign "I just HOPE BOTH TEAMS DON'T GO 15 INNINGS"

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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 3h

Or he'll just give up a leadoff home run

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 3h

Hopefully he gets to keep the ball

lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 3h

it probably feels good as fuck for the bullpen catcher when he seamlessly catches a homer

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 3h

Nobody:
Alabama fans in 2006:

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 4h

mike shula you are a coward

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 4h

Gonna be the saddest Jump Around yet for Wisconsin fans

Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 4h

You’re watching KF rip out Fickell’s spine. This is it. I think the last coach KF launched was Purdue? If the camera pans to the AD box at Camp Randall no one will be in it.

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 4h

So Bo Schembechler is responsible for NCIS

👻 Boo!-ver Street Rag @hooverstreetrag.org · 4h

AGAIN! THIS IS NOT MICHIGAN'S FIRST TRIP TO THE COLISEUM IN NEARLY 70 YEARS.

ON SEPTEMBER 23, 1972, #6 UCLA HOSTED #12 MICHIGAN AT THE LA COLISEUM, AND MICHIGAN BEAT THE MARK HARMON-LED BRUINS 26-9!

53 YEARS!

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 5h

Only in the Kibbie Dome

Big Sky Conference @bigskyconf.bsky.social · 5h

Something’s brewing in Moscow

Northern Colorado leads No. 11 Idaho 35-17 at halftime

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 5h

I'm not sure if UAB is gonna leave Trent Dilfer in Boca Raton, but that would be cruel to the residents of Boca Raton

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 5h

Checks in on Boca, after a quarter.

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 5h

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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 5h

It's like he ran into a brick wall

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 10h

Just a lot of people mispronouncing Hotty Toddy in different ways

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 10h

It belongs up there with death and taxes

Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 10h

in a world where the battle between good and evil feels as if it is impossible for good to prevail, it is important for that disturbed equilibrium that lane kiffin ole miss loses at least two pant shitter games a year

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 10h

the idea that freedom is in our DNA is just a misinterpretation of the fact that we’re a nation of finicky whiners who don’t like to be personally inconvenienced

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 11h

At least we no longer have to hear about freedom being in Americans' DNA or whatever. Turns out we love to eat shit and bow to some bloated halfwit like any other people throughout history

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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 12h

That's a lot tbh

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 13h

I'm not sure they make a helmet big enough for Puddles tbh

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 13h

Gotta grip Puddles closer, Kirk.

Also, why doesn’t Puddles wear a helmet?

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jaythechou.bsky.social @jaythechou.bsky.social · 22h

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1671

Paddington in The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)

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