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A Hat In Time fanatic, also really likes talking choo choo | she/her (🏳️‍⚧️,) 23 | Banner by hmigd_, Pfp by BittyBattyBunny, OC Design by BittyBattyBunny and TheKuromoai

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MysteryMa'am (Commissions Open) @mysteryman17.bsky.social · 23d

My money's going to be a fair bit tighter moving forward. (Long story.)
So while not "necessary," any comms are greatly appreciated. There are no slot limitations.

Voice Acting:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Video Editing:
docs.google.com/document/d/1xakjSyBY6ZNxRfWjodgVtfiFeRPcvhM3RxliTJX8fXU

MysteryMa'am Voice Acting Commissions

MYSTERYMA’AM VOICE ACTING COMMISSIONS PRICING All prices are in USD. Short posts like this (a few seconds to 2 minutes) have a general starting cost of $5, and $0.50/every 10 seconds of finished voic...

docs.google.com

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Vesper @fullmoonfireball.bsky.social · 1d

you all know it's her day 💜
#Brothership #MarioandLuigiBrothership #ExtensionCorps

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SCAREon - Thorgi's Haunted Arcade @thorgisarcade.bsky.social · 1d

Wow I can't believe making a sequel to a series known for underperforming on release, picking an actor known for leading a cult and abuse allegations and starring in bombs, and then using AI to promote it, didn't result in a hit.

Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 1d

‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.

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Absolute Jahn @jahnjira.bsky.social · 1d

You could still have a TRON movie that flops AND not have it star a sex criminal

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🧟‍♂️Out Of Context International Dubs🧟‍♂️ @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 2d

Show: The Simpsons
Language: Spanish
Country: Mexico

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MysteryMa'am (Commissions Open) @mysteryman17.bsky.social · 2d

Admittedly didn't even know James and Super E.D. existed until a few days ago (have sworn off Twitter,) but yeah your rewrite is 100x better and actually feels like something that would've worked in S5!

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Mechanical Shed @mechanicalshed.bsky.social · 3d

#TAFcollab2025

Neil of Fortune

Rusty gets frustrated at the thought of the Bluebell valley line closing when Stepney returns to the mainland. While searching for another engine to run the line, he finds someone many thought was lost to time...

Happy 41st Thomas and Friends!

(story in alts)

“It’s not fair,” complained Rusty. “I do love a good run through the bluebell valley at springtime. But Stepney’s gone home, you see. The line will close without him for sure!”
“It’s no use getting grouchy about it.” said Skarloey. “Being a crosspatch will get you nowhere, it never did for me when I was a young engine.”
The little engine thought back to long ago.
“It’s a shame Neil isn’t around these days. I’m sure he would love to run that line. He’s not very strong you see, not like the big engines we see. He was taken out of service years ago, bless his soul.”

So off they set, past the bleak and brooding line of diesels. They soon realised that the box shaped engine letting off steam was not a diesel. All eyes glared at the little engines.
“Where is he going?” the diesels hissed.
“Just down the line!” gulped Rusty.
The diesels took his word and their growls subsided. Rusty quickly guided Neil out of the yard, leaving an eerie chorus of engines purring contentedly in their wake.
“We’ve done it!” cried Neil through exhausted puffs.

When Skarloey opened his eyes he was amazed!
“Well bless my soul!” he exclaimed. “If it isn’t Neil!”
“I wouldnae be here if not for yer wee friend.” said Neil.
Skarloey looked at the little diesel.
“You never,”
“I did!” grinned Rusty. “Neil will be perfect for the Bluebell valley.”
“You lucky old engine!” chuckled Skarloey. “Fancy being saved so long after retirement.”
The manager arrived to see what all the commotion was about. He was delighted to see Neil and promised his immediate restoration.

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Mechanical Shed @mechanicalshed.bsky.social · 3d

Not long now, come join the premiere to find out what could have been a Super E.D. episode of Thomas and Friends!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7sp...

I rewrote James and Super E.D.!

YouTube video by Mechanical Shed

www.youtube.com

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Aiden the Helicopter 2355 @the2355.bsky.social · 3d

Stephenson's Ballast✨🚂

Back again with another Gunvor and Peter Edwards artwork, lemme know ya thoughts!^^

#TAFcollab2025 #Thomasandfriends

"Using every ounce of steam and strength, Stephen pulled and strained against the heavy ballast trucks. Rex and Mike watched in amusement.

Wheels gripping the rails, his funnel shot out clouds of smoke high into the air, showering all over Duck, who was taking a passenger train. Poor Duck!"

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🎪🚂 Emily/SodorCentral 💜🎩🎃 @sodorcentral.bsky.social · 3d

It’s official, guys. We’re so back.

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Devil @devilcorp.bsky.social · 4d

Dunno if those who donate are alerted about the updates posted to the GoFundMe; Just to be sure…

✨An Update:

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Mason/みそかつ🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️STOP GENOCIDE @misokatsuhaumai.bsky.social · 7d

Vivian TTYD and also i did gijinka of her
also trans rights

my drawing of Vivian from Paper Mario TTYD. she is smiling to the pov/viewer. her pink+white witch hat and light blue highlight create the transflag color scheme. full body full color

Vivian is a shadow ghost character and her body is dark purple silhouette. but she has visible long pink hair, pink + white witch hat and white gloves.

my take of vivian gijinjka. a full body doodle of the humanoid reimagination of the character from the previous image. she has the dark purple skintone, and she wears dress shirt and pleated skirt of the same color scheme. she has a big star shaped accessory on her bang. 1/2 angle, looking at the viewer/pov with her eyes, smiling.

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Noelle @someweirdosstuff.bsky.social · 6d

that Super E.D. stuff was shocking..

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Ariel 🎃 @merbunny.bsky.social · 6d

thank you everyone for helping us reach our goal for my husband’s immigration! i still need some help supporting us until he gets his work permit delivered as just my day job is not enough with cost of living

*per character pricing
*no kink/nsfw
*tips appreciated

💖

ko-fi.com/merbunny/goa...

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Rhianna Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social · 5d

In Discworld, cities thrive because they welcome dwarfs, trolls, vampires, and humans alike. Ankh-Morpork works because everyone belongs. Funny how fiction can seem more humane than policy sometimes.

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Rhianna Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social · 5d

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 5d

Kemi Badenoch claiming Terry Pratchett as her favourite author is wild

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Aiden the Helicopter 2355 @the2355.bsky.social · 29d

Arthur's Tricky Travels✨️🚂

Recreated in the style of Gunvor and Peter Edwards!^^

#Thomasandfriends

(Also, the 'jam' is changed with a different color for safety reasons, but ya'll already know the actual context of the original presentation)

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Phenn Sans Shame🏳️‍⚧️ΘΔ @phenn.gay · 28d

Not even merely draconian age verification.
The AG buried the lede as the rule does not specify porn but “material harmful to minors,” the same language used to ban Pride merch in FL and managa in TX.

She also maintains most online porn is so heinous even age verification is not enough.

Screenshot of comments made by the sorters general of Missouri; reads

‘What is worse, the nature of the material has changed significantly. Material readily accessible to children today is not the ''girlie' picture magazines" of previous generations. Ginsberg,
390 U.S. at 634. Instead, much of the material online is hardcore pornography of the type that satisfies the Supreme Court's definition of obscenity-speech that is not constitutionally protected for adults, let alone children. Id. at 635. Because of the ubiquity of smart phones, tablets, and the internet, Missouri's children today "can easily be exposed to the most extreme…”’

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 5d

You know how dire this shit is for the LAT to be like "we should write honest on this one maybe"

Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 5d

Stephen Miller leads GOP charge equating Democrats to 'domestic terrorists'

Trump advisors amp up extreme rhetoric against Democrats during government shutdown, immigration raids

Miller's rhetoric comes amid a federal crackdown on Portland, Ore., where he says the president has unchecked authority to protect federal lives and property.

www.latimes.com

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Singular madman carving Dyemmit into existence @splynter.bsky.social · 6d

His ouppy… his goggy…. his pubby gog……

#brothership #concordianoc #marioandluigibrothership

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Strider_Blaze @striderblaze.bsky.social · 7d

Thank you to @theabbeyroadie.bsky.social for drawing another amazing sketch!

Considering we are still relatively fresh from the start of fall, I requested Rosalina and Pauline enjoying a lovely fall breeze at a park. #rosalina #pauline #mario #supermario

Pauline: Fall is such a wonderful time of year, wouldn’t you agree?

Rosalina: Summer may be gone for now, but I do in fact agree.

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EmmasVarietyArts @emmasvarietyarts.bsky.social · 7d

GUYS THIS IS A HUGE MOMENT FOR ME, I NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD GET ADAPTED INTO A GRAPHIC NOVEL

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 7d

They brought the post back lol. Finish the job. Ban Singal. Rescue your platform.

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 7d

Bluesky deleted my post complaining about the CEO lol. I did not delete it myself! Full on Lowtaxing from Jay here.

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 7d

"Fuck ICE" is a patriotic sentiment. Perhaps the most patriotic in this moment.

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clyde bruckman's ghost's final repost says free link @ultralaser.bsky.social · 8d

terrible things are happening outside. poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. families are torn apart. men, women, and children are separated. children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.

diary of anne frank, january 13, 1943.

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𓆩⛧Grym For Hire⛧𓆪 $205/$500 Goal @grymoria.blacksky.app · 9d

So, a month ago, Crunchyroll got virtually jumped on here for using AI for their subtitles, just for them to recently replace the AI they were using with another AI that's from AN ISRAELI COMPANY.

It's bad enough you was using AI but now you're using AI that came from ISRAEL?!

Delete your account

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