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n2theblue.bsky.social @n2theblue.bsky.social · 8m

They did not.

n2theblue.bsky.social @n2theblue.bsky.social · 16m

Thank goodness I haven’t run into that yet but I did get one the other day where someone who had challenged a will and lost still maintained they were the owner of a property and tried to sell it

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n2theblue.bsky.social @n2theblue.bsky.social · 18m

“AI drafted the will”

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n2theblue.bsky.social @n2theblue.bsky.social · 26m

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story only someone in your profession would understand

“Owner died, no estate”

Children of the Core @the-core.lol · 1h

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story only someone in your profession would understand

“I already did it” (with “it” being the thing you literally just specifically told a manager not to do)

Mia Murphy 🏳️‍⚧️ @miamurphy.net · 1h

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story only someone in your profession would understand

"A member wrote this."

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 57m

Good morning

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1h

They finally found a job AI can reliably replace and it's "circa 2010 pickup artist"

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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 1h

Dudes are rocking at unprecedented levels

Hawks 101 @iahawks101.bsky.social · 12h

OMG, this is awesome at Oklahoma St!

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n2theblue.bsky.social @n2theblue.bsky.social · 1h

Ahahahaha this just popped up on my YouTube algorithm and explains so much about the sequels

youtube.com/shorts/GIY6t...

Mark Hamill HATED This Line in Star Wars #starwars #shortsfeed #foryou #starwarsshorts #fypシ #funny

YouTube video by Star Wars Lads

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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 7h

This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

As 32-year-old Rich points out, though, "it's not like using ChatGPT guarantees success".
When he met someone in a bar one Friday night and swapped social media handles, he asked AI what his next move should be.
ChatGPT discerned that sending an initial message on Monday midmorning would set the right pace. "Then it gave me some options for what the message could be," says Rich.
"Keep it light, warm, and low-stakes so it reads as genuine interest without urgency," the bot advised. "Something like: Hey Sarah, still laughing about [tiny shared moment/reference if you've got one] - good to meet you!" Rich went back and forth with ChatGPT until he felt they'd hit upon exactly the right message ("Hey Sarah, it was lovely to meet you") but sadly she never replied, he says. "It's been two weeks now."

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n2theblue.bsky.social @n2theblue.bsky.social · 2h

I think production stayed the same but popularity skyrocketed because the price is the same on the rare occasions it’s available

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TigerB8s @tigerb8s.bsky.social · 2h

MLS decided to start saying "retirement league" with their whole chest.

Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 2h

🇦🇷 Lionel Messi now up to 26g/18a (44 goal contributions!) this season for Inter Miami

🏆 Messi is heavy favorite to become first-ever back-to-back MVP in MLS history & with one game left, has outside chance at Carlos Vela's single-season record for goal contributions (49)

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n2theblue.bsky.social @n2theblue.bsky.social · 2h

Damn near impossible to find in NC

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Phil @mngunnerdad.bsky.social · 12h

When Auburn fans decline to commit seppuku.

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n2theblue.bsky.social @n2theblue.bsky.social · 12h

The ancients were really inventive in killing people in more and more painful and drawn out ways

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matt @mattfg53.bsky.social · 12h

I don’t think the refs are plotting against your team or getting paid off by your opponent. I just think a lot of refs are really, really fucking stupid.

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Muggsy Pogues @circusmaximus.bsky.social · 12h

🎶🎶

If you didn’t want a timeout
CLAP YOUR HANDS
If you didn’t want a timeout
CLAP YOUR HANDS

If you didn’t want a timeout
And you want Hugh Freeze to stroke out
If you didn’t want a timeout
CLAP YOUR HANDS

🎶🎶

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ECH @echorn.bsky.social · 12h

We must protect Paige Bueckers at all costs!

Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 12h

The anti-Ted Cruz being a lesbian with a Black girlfriend (not to reduce Azzi Fudd to just that) is wonderful.

A screenshot of a twitter post featuring two pictures of WNBA star Paige Bueckers at a TCU and Texas football game.

It displays the scores of a 35-21 TCU win over Colorado and a 23-6 win over Oklahoma.

The caption of the tweet is: College teams in Texas are undefeated with Paige Bueckers in attendance 🤠 @paigebueckers1

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escalator TO HELL @escalator.bsky.social · 12h

are you a ref

you have to tell me if you’re a ref

Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 12h

It’s not a crime to lie to refs or cops

Bill H @dahoovster.bsky.social · 12h

Apparently if you signal timeout while also yelling time out, and immediately regret it, you can claim you were merely clapping and the refs will stop the game without charging you a time out. Despite the evidence being in HD. Madness.

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n2theblue.bsky.social @n2theblue.bsky.social · 12h

That’s too quick.

Roasted on a spit is more appropriate

Or The Boats

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n2theblue.bsky.social @n2theblue.bsky.social · 12h

Yeah you’ve gotta make a move this year

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n2theblue.bsky.social @n2theblue.bsky.social · 12h

Told Kirby to leave both coordinators in Alabama and make em walk home

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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 16h

Because boy, howdy, nobody knows ritual and symbolism like the Catholic Church, and having it turned squarely back on the Very Bad Catholics who have been the public standard-bearers of wielding it for evil for so long is really good to see.

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Steve Stevers @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com · 13h

Every Sunday there is So. Much. Godmeat. across the world

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n2theblue.bsky.social @n2theblue.bsky.social · 13h

Did you see Amanda’s skeet

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 14h

Georgia radio call: “Auburn fans are incensed, and I’m here for that, Scott.”

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