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Forrest Plump

@nahyoudoit.bsky.social

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Empty inside, full-figured outside ⓘ this user is a jerk new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaamud5ttv42u bangerz: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaahlwql5hajy

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 4d

Did it hurt?

When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 17d

*turns rapture off and back on while maintaining eye contact with the lord*

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 14d

a screen protector but for my brain

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 9d

🎶i’m all out of blood, i’m so lost without you🎶

-vampires, probably

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 10h

Ummmm. Neither. But it’s cool. North Carolina.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 10h

Not me

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 11h

The Nobel Queef Prize

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 2d

describe the current political climate?

hmmm, ok have you ever been to Waffle House at 2am?

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 2d

Alexander the Great had a lesser known cousin Jeff the Pretty Good

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 1d

I’m sorry guys i just can’t do another social media move. If u dm me your address i will send my posts via usps.

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 6d

deleting your signal account while the other person is still typing is the new slamming the phone down

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 4d

listens to your valid arguments but at 1.5x

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 4d

Kiss me. I taste like bad decisions and Bagel Bites.

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 3d

my extra loud on my way to work song

Kickstart My Heart - 2024 Remaster

open.spotify.com

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 11h

me, reading your posts

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 3d

*resets your router as a friend*

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 11h

I’m a one-woman show over here 🥵💪

Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · Aug 20

Of course it’s easy to maintain friends on the internet. They don’t have to help you move.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 11h

Ignore my poorly packed U-Haul (I haven’t finished) and just know 80% of this stuff is either books or book-related and I’m still leaving behind at least 1,000 books 😩

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 11h

Being a bibliophile is fun because I get to say things like “I’m reading” when I’m actually dissociating in silence.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 14h

🥰 I’ll tell them you said that. You’re so smart

Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 15h

Oh, but I did James (just as I have all the other misunderstood lyrics I’ve known for decades)

Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d

SO WE’RE SMOKING ROCK NOW, IN AND OUT OF LOCKDOWN, I AINT GOT A JOB NOW

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 20h

Tell me I didn’t get those fucking lyrics wrong

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 1d

If social media has taught me anything, it's that I'm not as weird or offputting as my family would like me to believe I am.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d

GODDAMN I’m so fuckin jealous

Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d

I wish I kept count but I know it was at least 10 times. My personal best is 13 and I regret the moans that came out.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d

Holy shit I’m in the middle of a sneezing fit when I read this and I just thought to myself “what a great time”

I’m in love with sneezing

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