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I'm Bruce Wayne and Batman. Because I Choose To Be. @nathanplante.bsky.social · 5h

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

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SJWJamesBond @mvbrat10.bsky.social · 6h

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

Can't pay my bills

Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 6h

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

The monitors don't work

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I'm Bruce Wayne and Batman. Because I Choose To Be. @nathanplante.bsky.social · 6h

It's ass on toast.

Marvel Mania @marvelmania.bsky.social · 7h

DC fans, assemble here!

Check out this design and let me know - is it awesome or did they miss the mark?

Comment below!

I'm Bruce Wayne and Batman. Because I Choose To Be. @nathanplante.bsky.social · 6h

I mean yeah, it understood Maleficent more than both Maleficent movies and Once Upon A Time did.

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Jennifer Nuzzo, DrPH, SM @jennifernuzzo.bsky.social · 12h

Some of these people have now been fired and rehired TWICE since January. The current state of dysfunction is mind boggling.

Sheryl Gay Stolberg @sherylnyt.bsky.social · 14h

OOOPS! UPDATE: Two HHS officials tell me that disease detectives, measles response officers, global health officials and the MMWR staff were laid off by mistake and will be reinstated. But Washington office is still RIFed

Sheryl Gay Stolberg @sherylnyt.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 10h

If this bullshit is the best they could come up with to go after Letitia James, she must be ridiculously clean.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 9h

there is no god when Diane Keaton dies before Woody Allen does

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onion person @junlper.beer · 6h

we need to abolish this shit

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I'm Bruce Wayne and Batman. Because I Choose To Be. @nathanplante.bsky.social · 6h

It's a magical place.

Trav Guy @thattravguy.bsky.social · 1d

The fuck is a tim horton

I'm Bruce Wayne and Batman. Because I Choose To Be. @nathanplante.bsky.social · 6h

Nobody:
Plato and Xenophon:

salad bar ham cubes @flangy.bsky.social · 12h

Fuck em up Socrates.

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 11h

today in "predicted by 30 Rock"

Edie Falco on 30 Rock:
I MISSED THE VOTE ON A BILL TO LEGALIZE RECREATIONAL WHALE TORTURE.

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🎃 public HELLth guy 🎃 @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 14h

i am sick of watching good people get punished for doing good works and bad people get rewarded for being straight up demon spawn

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 10h

Remember that if the Democrats take power again, they will go into great detail telling you why they can't do things.

You will tell them that Trump did those things, and they will say he broke the law.

You will then ask why he hasn't been arrested, and they will be very quiet.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 1d

The Supreme Court of the United States is not a legitimate body.

Leah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 1d

More judges speak to the press (the NYT) about what a disaster the Supreme Court (specifically the shadow docket) has been - “incredibly demoralizing & troubling”; a “judicial crisis”; a “slap in the face to district courts.” www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/u...

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I'm Bruce Wayne and Batman. Because I Choose To Be. @nathanplante.bsky.social · 6h

Jared is a dick and balls, get it right.

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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 1d

But of course he does

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Oliver Kornetzke @kornetzke.bsky.social · 13h

Fuck bootlickers. Worse than the stupid—at least the stupid have the mercy of ignorance. Bootlickers choose degradation with intent. Parasites lapping up power’s droppings, smiling while they swallow. Nothing lower than a collaborator. Nothing fouler than someone who kneels and calls it principle.

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Jeff Storobinsky @jeffstorobinsky.bsky.social · 12h

Remember there are those amongst us that want chaos to continue indefinitely; they thrive on it, they build their social media followings off of it

They are not advocates for the greater good, quite the contrary

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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 21h

she lost at skateboarding and became transphobic. Now it’s this. The amazing thing is that you can set your watch to this: all of the people who hate trans women also hate cis women. It’s just misogyny, through and through

Taylor Silverman & @tmsilverman
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Liberal women will divorce their husband and only let him see his children once a month
Then scream about how ICE hurts families
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 1d

“oh, so you’re going to say that people are bad if they support trump?!”

it’s been a decade. Yes. That has always been a very basic concept.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 17h

the official policy of this administration is "be born neurotypical and healthy, never have anything bad happen to you, you're completely on your own"

Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 19h

⚠️ USAToday reporter confirms the office in charge of special education funding has been “decimated”:

Zach Schermele
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NEW: The Education Dept. layoffs continued overnight, w/ the main office in charge of special ed funding being
"decimated," as one person described.
"They cut just about everyone that works with IDEA funding," said another.
"I'm not sure how these programs exist moving forward."
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17h

seems like a non-insignificant percentage of rage against the machine's fanbase are young republican men driving SUVs bopping their head to anti-oil, pro-immigrant songs thinking the lyrics are about how they wish their suburban parents would get off their back

Tom Morello tweets: "Fascinating that all those “don’t tread on me” posers and their AR-15’s are nowhere to be seen and government tyranny is instead being opposed by a guy in an inflatable frog suit."

Someone named Manny replies: "@grok
why do some people say Tom Morello and band mates are RAGE FOR THE MACHINE and not against ?"

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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 18h

A reminder that Walz kept hitting the "weird" thing to the very end, neither Harris nor the vaguely defined "consultants" told him to stop, and the difference was the press stopped covering it

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I'm Bruce Wayne and Batman. Because I Choose To Be. @nathanplante.bsky.social · 11h

QT this post with someone you wish was still alive

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I'm Bruce Wayne and Batman. Because I Choose To Be. @nathanplante.bsky.social · 11h

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I'm Bruce Wayne and Batman. Because I Choose To Be. @nathanplante.bsky.social · 11h

He ruined the Hatbox Ghost, send his ass to Phantom Manor