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@nonelvis.com

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Self-hating batchipper, apparently. She/her. UX strategist & designer; mod of whofic.com. Based in Greater Bostonia, Massachusetts. Don't bother following if you mention AI and/or crypto positively in your bio or posts. You will be blocked.

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Professor SweetPants @ygrene.bsky.social · 6h

reminder to check your kid’s trick or treat candy this year to make sure there isn’t any ai in it

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Kathryn Salamander @transsalamander.bsky.social · 14h

Jenny Nicholson tweet continues to not miss

@JennyENicholson

How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor

9:09am - 9/9/2025 180K Views

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nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 6h

anyway, catching up with Celebrity Traitors tonight \o/

nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 6h

Absolutely wiped out, mostly not for cooking reasons, but I made suya and jollof rice and a nice cucumber salad and also something not entirely unlike sachertorte, and okay, the cooking has something to do with it, but mostly I have been exercising too much and need to rest 😐

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nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 12h

I honestly wasn't sure which way they'd go here, but I'm glad they did the right thing.

nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 1d

sending you 40 beers for this

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Drew Starr @thedrewstarr.bsky.social · 1d

MIT was MIT when Donald was a pup
And MIT will be MIT when Donald's time is up
And any fascist Son of a Bitch who thinks he's in our class
Can pucker up his rosy lips and kiss the beaver's ass

Universal Hub @universalhub.com · 1d

MIT declares it's not bowing down before the convicted felon in chief and his toadies
www.universalhub.com/2025/mit-dec...

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nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 1d

*eyetwitch*

nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 1d

the group task on this week's Taskmaster MY GOD

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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 1d

"When you strike The Frog with pepper balls, it [splits into a swarm of frogs or calls up all the other frogs in the land]."

There's some debate over the text. 🤣🐺

The Portland frog standing defiant against tyranny.

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nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 1d

NICE

nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 1d

This sucks a lot, but on the bright side, it'll be convenient when you fly to a time zone three hours ahead?

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lacey @byelacey.bsky.social · 1d

it's that time of year, it's time to get your flu and covid booster shot unless you're from massachusetts then it's time for your flu and covid borcester shot

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nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 1d

Oh, thank fuck, the alma mater told the feds and their offensive compact to go pound sand. Honestly wasn't sure they would.

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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 2d

/ OVERNITE DIPPING DOWN
/ DEEP
/ DEEP
/ DEEP
/ DEEP
/ DOWN
/ IN2 THE MID 30S
/ EYE DONT THINK ITS GOING 2 REACH 69 DEGREES NE TIME SOON
/ UR IN 4 SUM BLOBBY DAMP KEWLNESS NEXT WK
/ W/ A STORMBLOB SUNDAYNITE IN2 MONDAY
/ DELIVERING 2 U A SPESH GIFT FROM UR WEATHER LORDS
/ THE SPESH GIFT OF FREE WATER

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nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 2d

okay, on the one hand, I don't have a blanket large enough to cover my basil tonight (yes, the plants are that big), and it may get some frost damage in the wee hours

on the other, I am in warm PJs with my fuzzy slippers on and deep-dish pizza going into the oven soon, and BRING IT, FALL

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 2d

Obviously for the sake of Taylor Swift we could also give the robot a huge schlong

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 2d

we are leaving MONEY on the TABLE for INVESTORS by not replacing the entire NFL with flame-thrower robots

NikaaaAAAAHH 🎃 👻 @mxnectarine.bsky.social · 2d

replace all sports with Robot Wars

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Matt Schneider @mattlaschneider.bsky.social · 2d

RIP grant imahara you would’ve loved hunting AI robots

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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 2d

"we've invented software that will do all the writing and illustration and coming-up-with-ideas for you, so you can focus on what REALLY matters, the part of the creative process that only a human can do: marketing!"

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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcc.bsky.social · 2d

Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme

tweet from childish branzino @absflora:
timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.

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nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 2d

It's worth watching some of the international versions to see how different the players are. The challenges are often the same, but the players' approach to them – and to each other – can vary tremendously.

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nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 2d

good to know every Jewish guy I know is autistic, apparently

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 2d

ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and AI in your social feed and your friends' Facebook.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.

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nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 2d

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