Simon Harper
@onesharper.bsky.social
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Web/UX, writer, comedy/music nerd & uncle. Lapsed cynic smiling politely. Like cult music/radio/TV/film/books/art & sport. Beard growth comes in 3 colours.
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onesharper.bsky.social
"And that’s Bernhard’s genius: a spiral is the perfect style for writing self-hatred." An enjoyable piece on how Thomas Bernhard's work still resonates with readers now, and an apparent "renaissance" of his style (fair to say, comparing a book to Bernhard gets my attention). dirt.fyi/article/2025...
Saint Bernhard
King of complaints.
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natashadevon.bsky.social
It’s gone so quickly from ‘boat people’ to all immigrants. So quickly from ‘I don’t mind if they come here legally and pay taxes’ to ‘actually it’s anyone foreign’. We are living in the ‘first they came for’ poem. All to give the population a scapegoat so the super rich can hoard yet more wealth.
onesharper.bsky.social
Not sure who it'd be for - hardcore fans can find that story in the books & comics, and can't see it pleasing casual cinema-goers. There's a rare thrill in seeing *fully-realised* Bond in naval uniform, but that's it.

He's going to meet a young German soldier called Hugo von der Drache, isn't he?
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birmingham81.bsky.social
RIP Danny Thompson. Here's a playlist featuring just some of the hundreds of songs that were graced by his bass playing. Includes Nick Drake, Pentangle, Donovan, John Martyn, Sandy Denny, Marc Bolan, David Sylvian, Kate Bush, Talk Talk, Lilac Time, Julian Cope etc
▶️ open.spotify.com/playlist/4XS...
RIP Danny Thompson
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stephengraham.bsky.social
The only thing I'd insist upon in a new Bond movie, other than it not being an origin story, is that they should have Timothy Dalton back to play M.
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gralefrit.bsky.social
The appeal of Bond is that he’s cool and strange. The fascination is “how d’you learn to do the things you do?” Y’know like in the Carly Simon song.

Answering that, with an origin tale, is the wrong story. Like most prequels, it’s data not story. He’s interesting because we don’t know, we guess.
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garwboy.bsky.social
I'm honestly getting really tired of being lectured about how 'health' works by utterly clueless narcissistic old men who all look like they drank from the wrong grail
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andrewhickey.500songs.com
Galton and Simpson hit on the perfect formula. You take two people, both of them idiots. One is (usually) slightly younger, thinks of themself as a bit of an intellectual, and has social climbing ambitions. The other is (usually) slightly older, proudly working class, and savvier.
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andrewhickey.500songs.com
Was going to do that "ten best sitcoms" meme, but then I remembered that about 90% of all sitcoms worth watching are just Hancock's Half Hour lightly reskinned.
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merrittk.com
so much is bad right now but the AI stuff in particular is making me insane. a desperate attempt to smother all human creative labor at an absurd cost to the planet by some of the most short-sighted, rapacious, and pathetic people who have ever lived
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themodernfolk.bandcamp.com
Who remembers the heyday of the MP3 download blog? The Mediafire era? Well thanks to some interest from @danielbachman.bsky.social I uploaded a bunch of stuff I had once posted on such a blog. Found tapes, bootlegs, train sounds, deep folk, and more:
Digitized Tapes - Google Drive
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onesharper.bsky.social
Revisited the H2G2 books a few years ago. First four are superb still - I found Mostly Harmless (which I was reading for the first time) a real slog, though. Maybe I was in a bad mood at the time but I found it a weirdly joyless book. Especially in comparison with that first one, which just sings.
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youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com
becoming a bit of a pet complaint at this stage but I'd love to see a study that shows that British readers actually prefer a massive chunky book, because I love a little paperback so much I can't imagine everyone else loving these huge editions
john-self.bsky.social
Nice to see Daphne du Maurier’s spooky short stories get a fresh airing, but did it have to be an a massive £25, 600-page fuck-off beribboned hardback? What’s wrong with a nice manageable paperback? Esp since most of the stories are in the existing Penguin and NYRB collections of her stories.
After Midnight: Thirteen Chilling Tales for the Dark Hours by Daphne Du Maurier. Introduced by Stephen King Orange spine of this fat hardback Contents page 

Introduction by Stephen King

The Blue Lenses

Don't Look Now

The Alibi

The Apple Tree

The Birds

Monte Verità

The Pool

The Doll

Ganymede

Leading Lady

Not After Midnight

Split Second

The Breakthrough
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davesegal.bsky.social
When critics complain that a piece of music “doesn't go anywhere,” where, exactly, do they want it to go? Maybe music can be interesting just hovering and vibrating and shimmering and ululating and grinding in one place? Don't they realize repetition can breed transcendence?
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joznorris.bsky.social
This week in the newsletter - what your three favourite films reveal about the story you most like to look out for, and maybe the story you most like to tell.

open.substack.com/pub/joznorri...
Tape 189: The Story You Keep Looking For
Gamifying My Favourite Things Again
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onesharper.bsky.social
Recent arrivals in the mail:

Ian Thompson's book on the French musical underground

New album by Edena Gardens

CD box set of Terry Riley albums
Arranged on coffee table:

Paperback copy of Ian Thompson's book, Synths, Sax & Situationists: The French Musical Underground 1968-1978

CD box set Terry Riley: The Columbia Recordings

CD copy of the new Edena Gardens album, Dispossessed
onesharper.bsky.social
Another year of #SupersonicFestival done. Day 2 highlights: Smote & One Leg One Eye, Death Goals and ZD Grafters. Day 3 highlights: Abdullah Miniawy, Cinder Well and a special performance of/by Funeral Folk; especially enjoyed Six Organs of Admittance and Jackie-O Motherfucker. What a festival. 🙏🤘👏
Jackie-O Motherfucker on stage at Supersonic Festival. Six Organs of Admittance on stage at Supersonic Festival.
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alexvont.bsky.social
This thread is exactly how I feel about genAI. Completely turned off by it on all artistic, intellectual and moral levels. I have no interest in anything it can say or generate. It is anti-human.
marygillis.bsky.social
AI's best use case will always be scams. It's scamtech, top to bottom. Everything about it is crooked. Its bedrock is theft and its legacy is the destruction of the environment, both physical and virtual.

Even most of its 'legitimate' uses are a form of lying.
"I wrote this."
"I created this."
bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social
BBC reveals web of spammers profiting from AI Holocaust images
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andyzax.bsky.social
Reflections while being serenaded by a playlist of [artists redacted] at the garden store just now:

For 30 years we’ve had a strain of indie rock that sounds like Neil Young fronting an incompetent high school orchestra, and the verdict of history, when it comes, will be merciless and unforgiving.
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motherslug.bsky.social
My latest is here! Perhaps you’ll find something nice but esoteric to listen to this long stupid weekend.

motherslug.substack.com/p/032-eight-...
032: Eight albums of nice but esoteric music.
Avant-everything!
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onesharper.bsky.social
Just waiting for Moin. Soundcheck suggests it's going to be LOUD. Having a chilled evening today rather than rushing between venues - Zu then home for me.

See you Sunday!
onesharper.bsky.social
Down the front for Water Damage, who were even better than I'd expected. 45 minutes of relentless, pulverising drone, at immense volume. 🤘 Will be difficult to top that this weekend. #SupersonicFestival
Water Damage performing at Supersonic Festival. It was loud.
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worldoftelly.bsky.social
I recently wrote a piece about Nathan Barley, which ended up being more about Galton and Simpson's film The Rebel. One aspect of the film - the art itself - particularly intrigued me...

worldoftelly.beehiiv.com/p/nathan-bar...
Nathan Barley
"Is something brilliant happening?"
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