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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · Jul 13

Here's me, delivering a nice first class letter to your grandma

Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, I'm old too, and new music whips ass.

Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 1d

No, it's not.

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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 2d

My mom is in nursing care right now and is rooting for the Blue Jays, who she calls "The Toruses" because she can't remember their name but the tv score bug says "TOR" so she's made an educated guess as to their team name.

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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 2d

Now that's what I call music!

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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 4d

Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.

Mar Awa III, in red cassock, smiles as he gives the jersey to Leo, who looks as though he's been given a bomb to hold

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 5d

if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit

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Bride of Funkenstein @malicew.bsky.social · 7d

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · Oct 26

some times the sport’s world just manages to come together to give you a base ball

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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 8d

Thank you for being correct

Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 10d

Thank you for buying stamps 🫡

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · Sep 14

DENNIS

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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 12d

I need to see Redford's (foot) ball, please

Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 13d

He's also bad at writing lyrics. I love them so much.

Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 13d

New Order is one of my all-time favorite bands, and their live shit sucks because Sumner is bad at singing and has the energy of a miffed saltine.

Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 13d

New Order has to hold the record for best band with worst concerts, right? I never saw them live but every video looks like some Great Moments With Mr Lincoln shit

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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 13d

New Order has to hold the record for best band with worst concerts, right? I never saw them live but every video looks like some Great Moments With Mr Lincoln shit

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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 14d

What hospital is that?

Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 14d

This is good advice, but also it's important to note that if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife. So, from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.

Three👁️ Eyed👁️ Devil👁️ @anarcish.bsky.social · 14d

Business secrets of the pharaohs

One the left is the original hieroglyphic inscription from ancient Egypt, on the right is the translations which reads as follows.

Instruction of Ptah-Hotep 40
Vizier of the Pharaoh Djedkare Isesi of the 5th dynasty, 25-24th century BCE
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If you marry a party girl, one known as fun-loving to her townsfolk, if she is rather unregulated, and indulges for a while, do not deny her, but let her enjoy herself; as a light heart makes for navigable waters.

Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 15d

This reminds me of when I was in college and we had just gotten done smoking outside on a lawn, and this hip local business owner tried to join, held out a j, and said "you guys smoke" and my friend Brad said "No, marijuana is bad for you" and we all laughed so hard and he left.

SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 15d

in college I was smoking a j outside a party, a guy joined the circle and immediately started in ragging on how film school was pointless and for idiots and when I asked him what his major was he says economics and I laughed so hard all my other stoned friends started laughing and he left lol

Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 15d

There are basically only two positions in the debate about AI.
1. I’ve barely invested any time in learning how to use it effectively. AI sucks.
2. I’ve invested in learning how to use this tool. Holy cow, it’s transformational.

Position #1 has lower barriers to entry.