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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

They fired me from the paleontology department cause I kept drawings the dinosaurs too sexy

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Doctor Cucumber @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 2d

The only thing imperfect about possums is their lifespan. :/

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

I think if you enjoy Hamilton, you shouldn't get to have opinions about art. Basically marks you as axiomatically irritating to the core of your very being.

Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 2d

are we allowed to talk about how Hamilton is good again yet or is that still, like, off limits

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Levi, The Happily Married Feline @puddiitat.bsky.social · 13d

Close the box.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28d

I am not exaggerating when I make these claims. With sobriety and clarity, I say that this is a country which has adopted such a "them or us" mentality, it is willing to murder millions and accelerate a potential apocalypse out of sheer flailing spite.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28d

I am Jewish. Israel is a country where sexual assault and child murder are core tenets of the culture. This country should not exist. They act with such extremity because they know when you tell people what they actually do, it's so bad it registers as unbelievable.

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psicoyote.bsky.social @psicoyote.bsky.social · Oct 5

Commission for @assrailroad.bsky.social thanks a lot for your support

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Bo Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · Oct 5

people saving people legitimately gets me choked up every fucking time. it's the only way out of this

Cristian Farias @cristianfarias.com · Oct 5

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

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Mrs. Holly The Fox @hollyfox.bsky.social · Oct 5

After almost a year of waiting, and a different artist later, Levi and I have finally our wedding comm completed.

I love you so much, 💖 @puddiitat.bsky.social. May we grow old together! Happy to be your big foxwife thing :3 hehehe

Art is by Missazidsrwolf on Discord

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · Aug 11

Alex sees another trans woman says thinks "egad! another trans woman in the wild!" She gets into a contorted possession and puts her fingers to her forehead like she is doing Piccolo's special beam cannon. She think "I shall psychically communicate solidarity with her." The other trans woman notices Alex from across the street. She thinks to herself "hey, it's that bitch from the internet I hate."

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Leena 🌵 @leena.reuben.games · Oct 3

increasingly convinced preventing americans from getting their little packages is the thing that will take this government down

Adam Rose @adamrose.bsky.social · Oct 3

How bad are tariffs going?

I paid for $32 of shaving cream from Canada. Unique stuff I’ve used for years, nothing like it in US. Small family business.

UPS guy came to my door today with box and said I have to pay additional $120 before he can hand it to me.

That makes it 5x more expensive!!! 🤯

Screenshot of message from UPS:

Hi Adam,
All import fees must be paid prior to delivery.
Save time - prepay online for your FREIGHTCOM shipment. If import fees are not paid before delivery, an additional surcharge will be applied.
Total Amount Due
119.20 USD
Additional charges may have been applied based on recent tariff policy changes.
Pay Now ›

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It's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · Oct 2

I need a Shazam-type app to identify what movie my neighbor is watching

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · Oct 2

CEO: we're all trying to improve this place

You: so you're gonna kick out the guy who keeps trying to kill me, right

CEO:

You: You're gonna kick out the guy who has literally helped kiwifarms target me personally, right

CEO: WAFFLES

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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · Sep 26

this is fucking epic, and i do not use that word lightly. holy shit. @sadqueer4life.bsky.social

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Anthro Aesthetic @anthroaesthetic.bsky.social · Sep 22

Happy autumn equinox 🌙🌝

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PrincessSamoyed @princesssamoyed.bsky.social · Sep 25

This is fake but LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · Sep 25

Now just wait a damn minute… 🤣

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Levi, The Happily Married Feline @puddiitat.bsky.social · Sep 25

Fire Harry Sisson, get more influencers like this guy.

Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · Sep 18

Dean Withers here, showing that not all young white American men are modelling themselves on Charlie Kirk or Andrew Tate.

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Levi, The Happily Married Feline @puddiitat.bsky.social · Sep 25

Guys, it's all gonna trickle down. For really, really, REALS this time

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The Onion @theonion.com · Sep 25

Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2.

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Levi, The Happily Married Feline @puddiitat.bsky.social · Sep 25

Sex House in theaters.

Ho. Ly. Shit

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Sep 25

In the last few days, we've assembled independent theatres in LA, New York, San Francisco, Minneapolis and Chicago to air this thing.

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile will be in theatres on October 2nd after all, followed by the first theatrical screening of Sex House. It is going to be fun as hell.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Sep 25

A very big Onion announcement:

The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.

It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.

It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.

Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.

The Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile title screen

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Levi, The Happily Married Feline @puddiitat.bsky.social · Sep 24

I am going to _____ Elon Musk with my bare hands for his dog shit app making me lose 15 dollars on Doordash

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Smammu @buxbi.bsky.social · Apr 3

I think he expected to kiss different lips..

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🇭🇹 Snoopy “Sassy Lil Sensitive Shit” Mahan 🇭🇹 @mahansnoopy.bsky.social · Sep 16

Woke up to @puddiitat.bsky.social yelling in my ear (not really yelling) and he convinced me to watch “Being Her Back”.

Wow. Highly recommend. It’s from the same people that did the movie, “Talk To Me”.

Censored for the cover poster. Now going back to sleep.

#BringHerBack #TalkToMe #Movie #Horror

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Levi, The Happily Married Feline @puddiitat.bsky.social · Sep 9

These masks are very delicate and fragile. Which is why I've been very cautious about them.

BixByte @bixbyte.bsky.social · Sep 9

My fiancé ordered a Spirit Halloween furry mask for me and I shaved it!

There’s actually a cute smile under all that shaggy fur! :3 #fursuit

I plan to give it new eyelids and customize it a little more over time.

Not bad for $60!