For the past few months, I seem to have been looking for a very specific kind of video game, but I have no idea what and have yet to find it. Everything just looks like the same five games with a different skin on it. It's so hard to engage with any of them without feeling like it's the same thing.😓

The is literally nothing more American and patriotic than declaring: No Kings.

We were mortified. My friend starts yelling at the kid. The daycare teacher comes running over to yell at my friend for making the kid cry. I'm yelling that the kid was already crying. It was.... it was an event. The good news is, we did eventually beat Him. Like 2 weeks later. 😭

really wanted to play with us, but it's only a 2 player and we were trying really hard to beat the game. So as we get the final hit on Him, this kid starts freaking out and runs up and shuts the game off! 😱 Turns out, he thought he'd been fighting us the whole time, so he turned it off when he lost.

Everyone who scored this game so low was just mad because they kept losing. This game was HARD! A friend and I spent an entire summer hacking away at this game during summer camp and we FINALLY got to the boss, Him. We had given this other little kid (5 yo) an unconnected controller because he

Watching people being brutalized by the state, secure in the knowledge that I'm safe because I don't do anything wrong. And the best part? The state can't suddenly and arbitrarily redefine what "wrong" means

yesterday on twitter, some of the biggest far right doxxing users were suspended and then elon musk caught wind, and reinstated them. get everyone you can off twitter. it is firmly a pro-doxxing-if-you’re-far-right platform

Both sides of a conflict are calling each other evil and corrupt, rendering me, a humble journalist, helpless to discern the truth. Best I can do is let you know that both sides are in fact saying those things. Hope this helps

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

Have to say I thought we’d do more with Steamboat Willie being in the public domain. I thought our entire society would be reorganized around being able to do whatever we wanted to the vile boat mouse

if you already didn’t have enough reasons to cancel spotify:

I’m really bad at responding to texts. Trying to decide if I can handwave this away as “executive dysfunction” or if it’s like a serious personality flaw that needs to be addressed

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

Imagine making six figures to not do anything you were entrusted to do.

…getting paid to not work while thousands of civil servants around you were getting fired.

…betraying those who counted on you to represent them, all to appease a wannabe dictator.

The GOP Congress is a helluva thing.

“i need a bad bitch” wrong, my friend. you need a good bitch. a bitch most morally righteous. an esteemed member of the hoes templar. basically you need a really cunty paladin is what i’m saying

the protagonist isn't always the hero. they are just the person the book is about. sometimes authors write books about people who are bad and it does not mean that the author is bad

Hey, what if everyone just stopped using the word diabolical? It had a good run, but maybe lets expand our vocabularies and stop saying the same 5 words over and over again. 🩷

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

I don’t understand why we need a “Columbus Day” when this country celebrates incompetent white men failing up and taking what isn’t theirs all year round.

watching the UKs green party elect an actual unafraid leftist into leadership and see party membership double in under a month is once again endless proof that if you stand up for leftist causes and treat the electorate like adults, you’ll win people over easily