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Highest priest in the Ankh-Morpork Poster’s Guild. Watch cartoons with us on Friday! church.FSoFCabal.com #Discordian, armed veteran, nerd, grease monkey, G+ escapee, VR streamer, he/him/dude. Seattle-ish. Author of Operation Brownie Pockets.

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1d

#DISCORDIAN SERVICES ARCHIVE 1/4:
Pungenday, 64.BCY.3191

CARTOONS:

Evolution (1971)
Betty Boop's Rise to Fame (1934)
The Ocean Hop (1922)
Carnival Courage (1945)
Hypnochick (1965)
El Torito (1960)
The Bat and the Bottle (1957)

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 2m

Or a tumor

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 1h

People are spontaneously posting up near any laborers or street vendors they spot. Just saw a rapid responder guarding a man working on a building exterior. Many things are terrible today but lord, this stuff matters.

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 2h

There are a tremendous number of ICE watchers out in Rogers Park this afternoon after some early morning abductions.

People are guarding churches and patrolling alleyways. Ran into Alderperson Hadden. First timers tell us they're primed and ready to use their whistles.

Know your rights flyer in Spanish on street pole

Alderperson Maria Hadden on street corner

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1h

www.thingiverse.com/thing:2662731
Tip of the hat to @faineg.bsky.social for this link

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1h

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias."

The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 1h

“I … met with the governor, met with the mayor, met with the chief of police, and the superintendent of the highway patrol. They’re all lying, and disingenuous, and dishonest people,” Noem said, because they wouldn’t back up her baseless claims that the streets were overrun with terrorists.

ICE Barbie Says an Entire State’s Worth of Officials Are “Lying”

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is convinced, against all evidence, that Portland is a war zone.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 1h

Imagine, if you will, fifty protesters in inflatable animal costumes converging on ICE agents while blowing Aztec Death Whistles

youtu.be/x12hyuonfFI?...

Aztec Death Whistle: The Sound That Terrifies

YouTube video by Aztec Death Whistle

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UncircumcisedGirlBoss @uncircumgirlboss.bsky.social · 1d

A FFVII dialogue box that says: "Sephiroth
Ah yes, the amazing intellectual competence of Cait's little gobllin followers. They're sycophants to her Gargamel bringing the heft and weight of ignorance to defend their goddess of uselessness and cash tips."

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1h

I would have assumed more like

a woman in a witch hat stands in front of a painting of birds

Alt: The Wicked Witch of the West, telling her monkeys "FLY, MY PRETTIES!"

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1h

Not too wide though

Not… THOSE types

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1h

"What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Phoenix Blue @phoenixblue.net · 1h

She *SAID* "ratio me." What did she expect?

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 1h

"you shouldn't be venting on your account" girl the venting was here first!

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 1h

Trump just posted a screenshot of a tweet from the Prime Minister of Israel account, calling for him to get the Nobel Peace Prize.

It uses an AI image of Trump and Netanyahu, of course.

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Prime Minister of Israel v
@IsraeliPM
Give @realDonaldTrump the Nobel Peace Prize - he deserves it!
G...
PEACE

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1h

I can't imagine saying it in earnest but I'm definitely gonna say it

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1h

What the hell are we doing here

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1h

It's literally a church, and anything good they've ever done was a front for getting their horrible ideology to a wider audience

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 4h

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Mike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social · 5h

bsky.app/profile/tcmc...

Tom McGrath @tcmcg.bsky.social · 5h

Troublingly, I think the Feds have started to turn off their ADS/B or something, because there’s more than a few N/A and Unknowns.

From Flightradar24, a Bell HH-1N Iroquois
with registration N/A

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 5h

Shout-out to @neolithicsheep.bsky.social who initially shared this article but without the smartassed commentary

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 5h

Is it "the rich" because I think we can drum up some support for that

Farmers urge Americans to embrace previously overlooked type of meat: 'There's really a huge, huge potential'

"Great way to support those family farmers."

www.yahoo.com

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 5h

I think that was Kennedy

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 5h

The US is not a signatory to the ICC

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 5h

Safe bet

Kind of how I'm convinced that if we DO actually have aliens at Area 51 or whatever, it's not something the prez gets told about, otherwise Trump wouldn't be able to shut the fuck up about it

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 5h

Has Space Force ever actually gone into space?

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 5h

Those are representative of military honors, yes, but they're hanging from the flags of each service branch.