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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 5h

The thing about Trump is he was stupid before he was demented.

Santa Goldstein @goldstein.bsky.social · 7h

newrepublic.com/post/201529/...

Trump Accidentally Posted Message That Could Destroy Entire Comey Case

It turns out Donald Trump didn’t mean to make that Truth Social post public after all.

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 6h

My main mood going on a couple years now. Would have shared sooner but needed to be sure it wasn't just an earworm. Really the whole Dead Mall series is worth it.

DEAD MALL 𝟐 - ℕ𝔼𝕆ℕ [Dark/Melancholy Vaporwave Mix | Citypop]

YouTube video by Ill-Advised Records

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 6h

I will never vote for Taylor Swift

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 14h

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 14h

dive into this matter of whaling

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 14h

Yes, ice picks exist to satisfy a straight mindset.

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 15h

Just as a phonic experience, burst is so much nicer than bust. No one wants to eat Starbust

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 16h

"we cant uninvent ai" no we cant but we couldnt uninvent nfts either and nobody gives a fuck about them anymore

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 18h

"Look just let us see your dick."

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 20h

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 1d

Falling asleep to an audiobook read by LeVar Burton for the sanity ambience.

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 1d

Weird how we can't ever improve things bc "I had to suffer, why should we make things better for the next generation?" is such a pervasive thought-terminating cliche, except when it comes to AI in which case it's all "I'm sure glad my kids will be spared the hell of thinking that i went through"

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 1d

People believe you're being pressured to shut it down and that's not true, so you're shutting it down? Sure.

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 1d

Like tagging someone "Jesse Singal Follower" creates a Pavlovian need to hear them out

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 1d

You know that feeling where you don't know if it's a skeet or a toot but you let er rip anyway

Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 1d

Amerifats worried the people who fought Hitler are coming for them is very funny to me

Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 1d

But according to Jay we gotta use AI before it uses us!

Everyone above a certain pay level is a diseased shithead.

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, you're the local facilitator. You've proven you're all talk.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2d

It's too bad Jordan Peterson got too allergic to mold to enjoy the fascist takeover and has to rest

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 2d

CNN, fearlessly covering the eugenicist angles of our world

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 2d

Now pay attention, double oh seven,

wormbuxx @wormbuxx.bsky.social · 3d

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 2d

Me when I am completely out of shit to say about whales:

Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 2d

What is the great globe itself but a Loose-Fish?

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 2d

Steven Seagal Impersonator Convention

Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 2d

Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 2d

Lin Manuel Miranda as Hamilton in his Broadway smash, Hamilton: "I wrote my way out."

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 2d

As your unofficial communications director I am telling the entire Bluesky team to keep posting.

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 2d

i would never vote for gavin newsom

transphobe ❌

elitist ❌

scientologist ❌

💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 2d

Well, well, well...if it isn't the endlessly dismissed Left being proven 100% correct about someone for the one billionth time.

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 2d

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 2d

The villain in Hannibal devised one of the scariest revenge plots ever and of course it involved hungry pigs

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