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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 1h

They grow up so fast, seems like just yesterday we millennials were being told our poverty was because we bought a coffee once

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 11h

“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”

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Why are young people spending so much money?

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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · Mar 22

such a classic scene

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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 2h

"Erika Kirk and J.D. Vance are fucking"

Logical error, this would imply Vance has some form of game

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Hank & Townes’s Mom @katehascats.bsky.social · 11h

Happy Halloween from Kaleb, 10 years ago: www.vice.com/en/article/w...

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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 5h

Hon hon hon joyeaux ween de hallo

J’ai stole le Joconde et maintenant elle est ma femme

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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · Sep 7

I did NOT approve this.

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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 3h

"I don't like my neighbor and the government should do something about that" is just pure, uncut conservative id

FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 2d

Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do

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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 3h

Ever think about crypto was invented in 2008 and still the only use for it is crime?

Anyway AI has been around for 3 years and it still mostly seems like an advanced scam tool

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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 3h

Probably a coincidence that all of these Trump people are odious on a personal level

WIRED @wired.com · 4h

SCOOP: At an airport in South Carolina on Thursday, representative Nancy Mace called police officers “fucking incompetent” and berated them repeatedly, according to an incident report. @jakelahut.writes.news reports:

Unpaywalled as per our FOIA policy:

Nancy Mace Curses, Berates Confused Cops in Airport Meltdown: Police Report

At an airport in South Carolina on Thursday, representative Nancy Mace called police officers “fucking incompetent” and berated them repeatedly, according to an incident report.

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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 3h

Remember to inspect your children's candy this Halloween. A lot of it is delicious and you don't want to miss out on the good shit they got

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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 5h

Ghosts? In my machine? It's more likely than you think

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FeloniousBunk @feloniousbunk.bsky.social · 12h

MTA arrival signs have little ghosts haunting the screens

MTA arrival sign in a subway station with little animated ghosts on the screen

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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 5h

I thought New York handled this issue in the 80s

FeloniousBunk @feloniousbunk.bsky.social · 12h

MTA arrival signs have little ghosts haunting the screens

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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 5h

thank you, Mr Trump, Mr President, sir, I needed the White House to have a marble shitter more than my kids needed food next month

Nick Turse @nickturse.bsky.social · 6h

Meanwhile on TruthSocial...

Trump publishes 20 photos of refurbished Lincoln bathroom at the White House

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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 5h

Think the Republicans might be stumbling a bit when they state that the reason SNAP benefits are being cut is because we're all lazy and stupid

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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · Mar 26

Bozo from the ITYSL sketch saying he hopes he doesn't get kidnapped and disappeared by the government instead of he hopes he doesn't jack off.

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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 10h

Happy Halloween!

Kid in a Philip Seymour Hoffman Costume.

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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 7h

100% Mitch McConnell is completely unaware he even has a Twitter account

Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 8h

A remarkable smackdown by Sen Mitch McConnell (R-KY) of the head of the Heritage Foundation

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Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals @leftistlawyer.com · 9h

HOW CAN WE AFFORD TO INVADE VENEZUELA IF THERE'S NO MONEY FOR SNAP???

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Yonah Freemark @yonahfreemark.com · 11h

Illinois will effectively eliminate parking minimum requirements in ~all of Chicago and much of its suburbs thanks to the transit funding bill that passed last night.

Michael McLean @mclean.bsky.social · 11h

Also contains parking reform! This is a preliminary map of Chicagoland based on the People Over Parking Act provision.

It would also apply downstate though!

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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 9h

When I was five, I asked my mom, "Why isn't there a website where people can enter their credit card info?" and she nearly broke down in tears

That's why I founded enteryourcreditcard.info, so users could have a place to enter their credit card info. Just navigate to the site, and enter your info

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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 10h

I think the shock comes from realizing that drivers will still drive dangerously even when more kids are present

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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 10h

I'm comparing the casualty counts of Israel and Zohran Mamdani and would you believe it Mamdani is struggling with 0 casualties to keep up with Israel

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 10h

If Zohran Mamdani is elected mayor of New York City, his views of Israel could influence the city's investments, his appointees and city policing tactics. Here's how.

If Elected, How Might Mamdani Use Mayoral Power in Ways That Affect Israel?

Zohran Mamdani’s opposition to Israel’s treatment of Palestinians could influence New York City’s investments, his appointees and city policing tactics.

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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 10h

Well, maybe Israel could try not doing mass killings??

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 5d

Good morning everyone. It's me again here to ask NYC residents to please send a letter to your City Council person in support of allocating 0.5% of the city expense budget to our local public libraries. Thank you. It will only take you 90 seconds. This time with the correct link:

City Council, we demand half a percent of the overall city budget for libraries!

In response to the NYC FY2026 Budget, adopted this June, the Brooklyn Public Library, the New York Public Library, and the Queens Public Library released a joint statement thanking City Leaders for in...

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