Author | Lightnews

responsible homeowner

@dafrgama.bsky.social

660 followers 830 following 1.6K posts

bizarro world’s worst poster Solidarity’s gonna give a lot less than it’ll take (he/him/etc)

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · May 12

i must be loyle to my daimyo

1 1 4

Reposted by responsible homeowner

James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 1d

Here's that thing again.

You never hear that a sex offender has been arrested and it's a "white British national" (Ian Watkins) or "a white British national of Czech descent" (Ghislaine Maxwell).

You only get these precisions if they're a non-white British national.

Funny that.

#EverydayRacism

Paul Brand @paulbrand.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: British Transport Police say armed police arrested 2 men within 8 minutes of 999 call at Huntington.

32 year-old black British national and 35 year-old British national of Caribbean descent arrested on suspicion of attempted murder.

4 of 9 victims now out of hospital.

5 19 100

responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 2d

nm looked it up; apparently it’s an ironic punishment from god for the rapacious and melodramatic excesses of the north american continent

responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 2d

what is “base ball” and why is everyone so mad at it

responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 2d

might as well be going door to door with a big sign that says “please riot 🥺🥺🥺” atp

responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 2d

these are incredible, especially the third one. bloody hell

1 2

responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 2d

“Dracula needs to decide once and for all what his position is vis-à-vis drinking blood”

1 4

responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 2d

just told the pedestrian I ran over yesterday that I consider our business settled so that’s that, I assume

1 2

responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 2d

“this grift isn’t lucrative enough anymore for me to keep pretending to ignore all the slurs so i’m temporarily pivoting to something else. you’re welcome, besties! i forgive you for getting so over-emotional when i joked about you all committing suicide x”

responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 2d

hahahaha interesting! you’d think people would be less sympathetic, considering it’s stealing from a museum

responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 2d

hope everyone is excited for the scariesssstttt time of year (national media spending two weeks going fucking mental about plastic poppies)

responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 2d

lol yeah we wouldn’t wanna turn into the famously scandal- and gossip-free land of uhhh france

responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 2d

The Peter Parker “i already said/you don’t have to convince me” meme

responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 3d

Hon hon hon joyeaux ween de hallo

J’ai stole le Joconde et maintenant elle est ma femme

7 440 2.2K

responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 3d

If you’re not a bot then I think your grandkids need to take your phone off you

responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 4d

why does it also read like this guy only discovered chatgpt sometime between the first and second posts lmao

responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 4d

love when my elected representatives are willing to face up to their missteps

responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 4d

dana ghoule

responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 4d

“she never said she voted for a senile genocidaire so it’s actually fine that the gestapo are after her” get help, bro

responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 5d

unfortunately the q is pronounced like “ch” lol

Reposted by responsible homeowner

Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 5d

Me with doomscrolling

Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 6d

“We must stop eating!” cried Toad as he ate another.

Toad sits in a chair, cramming cookies into his mouth.

From "Cookies"
In *Frog and Toad Together*

11 120

responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 5d

oh shit guys the future predictor has logged on

Musk claiming self driving cars for 2019, 2020, 2021

Musk claiming humans will be on mars by 2022

responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 5d

not sure how often tommy can even become a “hard man” considering the amount of coke he does lol

responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 5d

“oh word blake lively is a kinda shitty person? oh okay i guess that must mean you didn’t sexually harass her” like WHAT

1 1 23

responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 5d

possibly i’m an idiot but i never understand this tactic - surely they must know “my ex-wife/business partner is a real mean girl” doesn’t automatically make them a good person? you can hate a jerk and still be a jerk, even if the person you hate actually *is* a jerk!

2 16