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Brave a 60-foot ladder descent and squeeze through the Florida Keyhole as this challenging three-hour underground adventure returns January 10.
Descend into darkness: Carlsbad Caverns brings back thrilling Lower Cave Tour
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December 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Brave a 60-foot ladder descent and squeeze through the Florida Keyhole as this challenging three-hour underground adventure returns January 10.
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[Ghost of Jeffrey Epstein]: ..... and let me tell you, Donny, the trim in hell is very old and very wizened. Anyway, here's another wonderful secret: tonight you'll be visited by three ghosts.
[Trump in a golden nightcap]: Who let this low-energy loser in here. Very nasty.
[Trump in a golden nightcap]: Who let this low-energy loser in here. Very nasty.
December 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
[Ghost of Jeffrey Epstein]: ..... and let me tell you, Donny, the trim in hell is very old and very wizened. Anyway, here's another wonderful secret: tonight you'll be visited by three ghosts.
[Trump in a golden nightcap]: Who let this low-energy loser in here. Very nasty.
[Trump in a golden nightcap]: Who let this low-energy loser in here. Very nasty.
Oh wow, you would blame Bari Weiss for her decisions just because she's in charge and made those decisions? Have you considered that the failure is really yours for not stopping her?
December 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Oh wow, you would blame Bari Weiss for her decisions just because she's in charge and made those decisions? Have you considered that the failure is really yours for not stopping her?
Ehhh probably just from the same shipping container as all those Victorian era Garfield phones
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Ehhh probably just from the same shipping container as all those Victorian era Garfield phones
It's almost 2026 why have I seen two Chuck Norris jokes today
December 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
It's almost 2026 why have I seen two Chuck Norris jokes today
Anyone want to get paid by Microsoft to ruin their company?
This is some of the dumbest shit I've ever read.
No explanation why the project should exist at all, or what is gained by it. To anyone with actual experience, it's full of red flags and is clearly chaotic, pointless make-work.
No serious engineer would go near this. #microsoft #aifraud #badvibes
No explanation why the project should exist at all, or what is gained by it. To anyone with actual experience, it's full of red flags and is clearly chaotic, pointless make-work.
No serious engineer would go near this. #microsoft #aifraud #badvibes
December 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Anyone want to get paid by Microsoft to ruin their company?
DOJ slipping a mirror into the Epstein files before going, "Oh ho looks like you're in the Epstein files, too"
December 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
DOJ slipping a mirror into the Epstein files before going, "Oh ho looks like you're in the Epstein files, too"
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Disco Elysium (2019)
December 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Disco Elysium (2019)
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just for context, this appears to be a report that was generated based on a tip submitted online through a form on the FBI’s website. anyone can submit a tip. it’s illegal to submit false tips, sure, but “the president dropped my dead baby in lake michigan” sounds like someone who needs help.
December 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
just for context, this appears to be a report that was generated based on a tip submitted online through a form on the FBI’s website. anyone can submit a tip. it’s illegal to submit false tips, sure, but “the president dropped my dead baby in lake michigan” sounds like someone who needs help.
Either the Trump administration cleverly set up a trap that involves getting the Internet to draw a closer connection between Trump and Epstein OR they're a bunch of incompetents who can't even cover up correctly
for reference, see their attempt to cover up a 60 Minutes report
for reference, see their attempt to cover up a 60 Minutes report
December 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Either the Trump administration cleverly set up a trap that involves getting the Internet to draw a closer connection between Trump and Epstein OR they're a bunch of incompetents who can't even cover up correctly
for reference, see their attempt to cover up a 60 Minutes report
for reference, see their attempt to cover up a 60 Minutes report
we also have to tax the shit out of churches after this. no parish should be larger than that church in sinners
December 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
we also have to tax the shit out of churches after this. no parish should be larger than that church in sinners
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I appreciate the craft of trying to draw the power lines back in, helps sell the joke. AI could never
December 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I appreciate the craft of trying to draw the power lines back in, helps sell the joke. AI could never
I think the Nassar letter is real but I think the guy claiming he drove Trump around 25 years ago and just happen to hear him on the phone discussing crimes with Epstein doesn't pass the smell test
December 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I think the Nassar letter is real but I think the guy claiming he drove Trump around 25 years ago and just happen to hear him on the phone discussing crimes with Epstein doesn't pass the smell test
NY Times needs to do a better job of screening their journalists for humiliation fetishes
December 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
NY Times needs to do a better job of screening their journalists for humiliation fetishes
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New from me: The storied fiddler Ashley MacIsaac wanted to play a show at a Nova Scotia First Nation. It got cancelled because Google's AI search summary incorrectly called him a sex offender. Now he's worried for his safety www.theglobeandmail.com/culture/arti...
Fiddler Ashley MacIsaac has show cancelled over Google AI-generated misinformation
Cape Breton musician was set to perform in Nova Scotia before a search summary incorrectly described him as a sex offender
www.theglobeandmail.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
New from me: The storied fiddler Ashley MacIsaac wanted to play a show at a Nova Scotia First Nation. It got cancelled because Google's AI search summary incorrectly called him a sex offender. Now he's worried for his safety www.theglobeandmail.com/culture/arti...
It's been several months now and I'm starting to wonder why the wallet inspector is taking so long
On DOGE’s watch, federal spending did not go down at all. It went up. But is still led to cuts that closed offices, canceled programs and deprived people of food, medicine and other aid.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
How Did DOGE Disrupt So Much While Saving So Little?
www.nytimes.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It's been several months now and I'm starting to wonder why the wallet inspector is taking so long
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Now, now, Donald Trump and those in his thrall never make any claims about their political enemies that aren’t totally substantiated, so we shouldn’t either
December 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Now, now, Donald Trump and those in his thrall never make any claims about their political enemies that aren’t totally substantiated, so we shouldn’t either
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Year 1 data on congestion pricing in Manhattan…
* Vehicle traffic: -11%
* Foot traffic: +3.4%
* Storefront vacancy: -0.9%
* Pollution: -22%
* Revenue for mass transit: $548M
So YES this has been a huge success.
* Vehicle traffic: -11%
* Foot traffic: +3.4%
* Storefront vacancy: -0.9%
* Pollution: -22%
* Revenue for mass transit: $548M
So YES this has been a huge success.
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Year 1 data on congestion pricing in Manhattan…
* Vehicle traffic: -11%
* Foot traffic: +3.4%
* Storefront vacancy: -0.9%
* Pollution: -22%
* Revenue for mass transit: $548M
So YES this has been a huge success.
* Vehicle traffic: -11%
* Foot traffic: +3.4%
* Storefront vacancy: -0.9%
* Pollution: -22%
* Revenue for mass transit: $548M
So YES this has been a huge success.
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Insane but true fact: making US roads as safe as Canadian, Australian, or European roads would save more lives than eliminating murder from the US.
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Insane but true fact: making US roads as safe as Canadian, Australian, or European roads would save more lives than eliminating murder from the US.
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Mystified by Dems worriedly telling everyone to be careful because the letter is probably fake. There's no proof it's fake. Just take the win! Act like Republicans for once and run with it. Assume it's real. Donald Trump is a pedophile. Make headlines. Do TikTok videos. Shove it down their throats.
December 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Mystified by Dems worriedly telling everyone to be careful because the letter is probably fake. There's no proof it's fake. Just take the win! Act like Republicans for once and run with it. Assume it's real. Donald Trump is a pedophile. Make headlines. Do TikTok videos. Shove it down their throats.
I'm not eating dog food but I've been out of work for six months with few leads and the unemployment rate is doing what it did before 2008
It's perplexing seeing people insist the economy is a day away from great depression levels because they think it's bad for the admin
they are historically unpopular AND we aren't all eating dog food by an oil drum fire
that's tremendous! the ideal outcome!
they are historically unpopular AND we aren't all eating dog food by an oil drum fire
that's tremendous! the ideal outcome!
New policy: "oh you believe this data?" just gets you blocked.
December 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I'm not eating dog food but I've been out of work for six months with few leads and the unemployment rate is doing what it did before 2008
I'll watch Doomsday. I saw Deadpool/Wolverine, there's no ground for me to stand on
I still predict the film is going to be a Cleopatra (1963) level disaster, tho
I still predict the film is going to be a Cleopatra (1963) level disaster, tho
December 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I'll watch Doomsday. I saw Deadpool/Wolverine, there's no ground for me to stand on
I still predict the film is going to be a Cleopatra (1963) level disaster, tho
I still predict the film is going to be a Cleopatra (1963) level disaster, tho
Firing a the people who let me shoot myself in te foot
It’s interesting that the administration wants you to know that Bari Weiss is in league with them.
December 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Firing a the people who let me shoot myself in te foot
An advantage of not using AI in ads is that the product is consistent from shot to shot. You know what a Porsche looks like because they show you the Porsche, not the statistically likely average of data tagged "Porsche"
Porsche reportedly created their new ad without using any AI.
December 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
An advantage of not using AI in ads is that the product is consistent from shot to shot. You know what a Porsche looks like because they show you the Porsche, not the statistically likely average of data tagged "Porsche"