Saralegal
@saralegal.bsky.social
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Sara, 30+. AuDHD, queer, Jewish diasporist. Public sector paralegal by day, nerd by night.
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saralegal.bsky.social
May God bless you with reading comprehension bimheirah b'yameinu, amen.
saralegal.bsky.social
Thank you for your service. 🫡
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Also: if you work for ICE, even if you’re not one of the ones arresting citizens or tackling 15-year-olds or zip-tying kids together and segregating them by race, you’re part of the mechanism making it happen, and you should suffer long-term social and post-regime-change consequences.
aricohn.com
Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:

When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
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clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social
4. the sex offender registry is not only an affront to civil liberties, it doesn’t even do what it’s supposed to do and is generally corrosive to society
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rhianthialritak.bsky.social
Bluesky is fun bc a Jewish person can post something like this and then a whole bunch of those exact kind of atheists all summon themselves to prove her point
chanda.blacksky.app
Atheist proselytizers are the religious proselytizers I’m most likely to come into contact with and they’re just as annoying as all of the other ones I experience
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sarapartridge.bsky.social
There are reports that the *entire* office of special education at the US Dept of Education has been cut. These hardworking folks ensure kids with disabilities get equal access to a quality education.

America’s children deserve better than this.
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standupforscience.bsky.social
UPDATE‼️The Hill reports at least 4,100 employees fired today as Russell Vought and Trump devastate our government agencies and slash the federal workforce.

thehill.com/homenews/adm...
thehill.com
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primateyell.bsky.social
I actually gasped. As a former public health reporter the MMWR is a big deal
elizabethjacobs.bsky.social
The editors of the CDC’s Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report (MMWR) were apparently fired today.

The precursor to MMWR began in 1878 to address emerging public health threats rapidly.

We are not “great” without it. We are vulnerable to threats from sporadic foodborne illness to bioterrorism.
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posts.by.emilyk.art
People (mostly vulnerable folks) will die from this. Like a large number of people. We told you about Project 2025 and you didn’t fucking listen, people put it in comics and meme format and you didn’t listen, it was in a published book that got paraded around and you didn’t fucking listen
lenasun.bsky.social
NEW: @CDCgov hit hard by massive firings that several staff describe to me as a “bloodbath.”
Among those RIFd:
—leadership of the center for immunization and respiratory diseases;
—leadership of global health center
—leadership of the measles outbreak response; 1/4
saralegal.bsky.social
I'm sorry your "anti-Zionism" is so Zionist. But if your worldview only allows Jews (not Israelis, but *Jews*) to be silent, fawning tokens who let you lie about them without protest or else they're deceitful villains, the best thing you can do for Palestine is shut up and let the grownups talk.
saralegal.bsky.social
Boychik, you left your lane to tell minority people they don't exist and are in fact just part of the countries they were dispersed to--the exact same argument Israel makes against Palestinian peoplehood--and when they pushed back, insisted they must all be Hamas...wait, sorry, Zionists.
saralegal.bsky.social
Whether chess is a sport is arguable, but I nonetheless feel obliged to mention the 1984 World Chess Championship where Karpov and Kasparov's "first to six wins" championship match produced so many draws that the championship was called off completely...after five months and 48 games.
saralegal.bsky.social
"So what does a paralegal do, exactly?"

"Stop the attorneys from doing shit like this."
fedworkerrights.bsky.social
Here's the error-filled table of contents of the Government's brief opposing a TRO of the shutdown RIFs
Table of contents of government brief opposing a TRO of Shutdown RIFs. Where page numbers should be, the document says, "ERROR! BOOKMARK NOT DEFINED"
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omrimarian.bsky.social
Neighbors hiding neighbors from a secret police. Where have we heard that before?
saralegal.bsky.social
I have chanted "free Palestine" at multiple protests this summer alone. Do you intend to respond to anything I've said to you in this thread, or are you ignoring me on purpose because I'm inconvenient to your worldview that only "bad Jews" would dare to correct you?
saralegal.bsky.social
Unicorns? Potentially Talmudic, need to check the hooves to confirm.
saralegal.bsky.social
(And the bagel *must* be boiled, which I know doesn't need specifying in NYC, but what passes for "bagel" here in the Midwest is a shanda.)
saralegal.bsky.social
Everything bagel, plain cream cheese, lox, and tomato. Not toasted. A light dusting of capers is also acceptable, but unnecessary.
saralegal.bsky.social
My sister used to horrify our local bagel shop by ordering cherry bagels with lox cream cheese, purely to maximize how much of her food was pink.

In her defense, she was six.
erinbiba.bsky.social
When Cynthia Nixon ran for governor her bagel order was a city-wide scandal for WEEKS

They called it her Howard Dean scream.

(plain cream cheese, lox, tomatoes, red onion, and capers on a cinnamon raisin bagel)
saralegal.bsky.social
(Ironically, this situation is how I learned that the Reform movement considers anyone with a non-Jewish parent of any gender to be only provisionally Jewish--if you weren't active in Jewish life as a child, you're a goy, whereas Jews with two Jewish parents are Jews regardless. Sigh.)
saralegal.bsky.social
I agree, but his father was a WASP-turned-atheist (and an abusive dickhead), so my ex had no idea he had any Jewish descent at all.
saralegal.bsky.social
One of the first things my ex-husband did upon leaving home at eighteen was go to a shul and ask how to convert. They helped him track down his mother, who he hadn't seen since he was two, and he discovered he'd been Jewish the whole time.
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maggietokudahall.bsky.social
Today my daughter's preschool is holding a farewell assembly for one of her classmates whose mother has no choice but to self deport. The school is hoping it will be joyful in tone, so we might make this less upsetting for this 3 year old.

There's just no words for the uselessness of this cruelty.