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spooky fucking nissan 👻👻👻 @smallpeenhammer.bsky.social · 22d

EVERYONE who’s blocked me for being vocally anti-dem/leftist is REALLY missing out! sometimes i even make BANGER funny posts. they’re FREE!! for the LOW price of putting up w my sorry ass, you get a free eyeroll and/or nose huff upon reading my shitposting. MUST CONSIDER! President Nissan

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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 4h

Still a good movie

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Klaire Lockheart @klairelockheart.bsky.social · 10h

I just got back from a short trip to Paris. Did I miss anything in the news over the weekend?

#brodalisque #louvre

Within her painting studio, artist Klaire Lockheart, wearing a tiara, several necklaces, bracelets, and rings on every finger, laughs at her own joke. She sits in front of an oil painting titled the Grande Brodalisque and a small suitcase.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 2h

Members of the working class would rather masturbate than go to therapy

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may @maysuser.name · 8h

there's no amount of alcohol you could put in me that'd make me even consider getting a nazi tattoo, that shit still says a lot about you

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Dan “Cthulhu Had Some Good Ideas” Lark @thedanklark.bsky.social · 1d

It’s been over 24 hours since I’ve had any food, and I have no choice but to sleep on the sidewalk in damp 50 degree weather tonight. If anyone can help me out with a few bucks so I can at least get a snack it would be appreciated. Venmo is danmofftarkin

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 1d

Corporatist Alf can still happen if people want it bad enough

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may @maysuser.name · 1d

incredibly tired of libs going "good, it's what they deserve" anytime Trump's policies fuck over a predominantly conservative area as if it isn't the exact rhetoric the right is using to justify it's fascism

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spooky fucking nissan 👻👻👻 @smallpeenhammer.bsky.social · 1d

im choosing to believe this person follows or interacts with people within a similar enough circle that they stumbled across this. either that or they have some desires not being met

it’s funnier a thought than some « progressive » people just being shiny homophobes rip

spooky fucking nissan 👻👻👻 @smallpeenhammer.bsky.social · 1d

omfg it’s a reference to a. a fucking farm tool. i cant

spooky fucking nissan 👻👻👻 @smallpeenhammer.bsky.social · 1d

are you showing off the indicators that you should go back to twitter?

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segadreamcastjr.bsky.social @segadreamcastjr.bsky.social · 1d

Why are they so fixated on trump being sexually submissive to Putin? Do they understand it's still homophobia even if the targets are both pieces of shit?

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Devon Shaw @super.metr0.id · 1d

Louvre is horny on main and it's a beautiful thing.

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2000 SCC 69 enjoyer @sirilyan.com · 1d

If you took away “homosexuality is inherently a hilarious joke, har de har” from some people, they wouldn’t have any personality left.

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 1d

[Having sex with my wife]
Yeah babe take it like that got damned orange cheeto in the White House takes it from Putin

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Dan “Cthulhu Had Some Good Ideas” Lark @thedanklark.bsky.social · 1d

Why does this “big tent” bullshit always get directed at leftists and no one else? Why are we always the ones who have to invite opposing viewpoints into our tent?

Melissa Chan @melissakchan.bsky.social · 2d

Folks demanding political / ideological purity fail to see that this is no longer a movement belonging to the left / liberals. This is an opposition against fascism. By definition it must be big tent. Failure to grasp this: see divided oppositions in Eastern Europe as your failed examples.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 1d

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes 9/11 truthers

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spooky fucking nissan 👻👻👻 @smallpeenhammer.bsky.social · 1d

the absolute level of entitlement here lmfao

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 1d

I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Front de libération du Québec has a government coverups problem

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A Spooky Goose @anarchygoose.bsky.social · 1d

Funny how all the 'big tent' talk is actually about which minorities it is good to shove out into the night to die of exposure.

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Xiran Jay Zhao @xiranjayzhao.bsky.social · 2d

Idc, "4 people disguised as construction workers heisted the Napoleon family jewels from the Louvre in 7 minutes by rolling up to the second-storey window on a basket lift" is an objectively hilarious event

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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 2d

My beautiful boyfriend

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spooky fucking nissan 👻👻👻 @smallpeenhammer.bsky.social · 2d

hey btw what’s the 88 in your username about

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Sophien Kamoun @kamounlab.bsky.social · 2d

Live from Lisbon 🇵🇹 🇵🇸

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 2d

Mao Zedong has done more good for lesbians than Mark Zuckerberg. Full stop.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 2d

The fight for LGBTQ+ equality is far from over and, if elected, I’ll be honored to be the first and only queer woman in Illinois’ congressional delegation. Read more about this year's #Out100:
www.out.com/out100

The 2025 Out100: See the full list

The Out100 is our magazine's greatest and most well-known tradition: a prestigious compilation of the year's most impactful and influential LGBTQ+ people.

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