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Uncle Baño

@strangematter.bsky.social

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · Oct 15

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 5h

my man said he wanted to get drunk on the log scale

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 5h

Hey @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I think you should know about this.

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Public Intoxication. Aggie Park. Contacted subject eating a sandwich with a water jug of whiskey. BAC was.337. Released to EMS. #BTHOflorida
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Breezy @breezysportngame.bsky.social · 6h

How it started vs How it went

Don’t you ever fix your fingers or feathers to try and diss the Indy 500

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 23h

it's really embarrassing that you fell for this

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 1d

The sheer joy of sports BlueSky right now is making me smile. This is what social media is supposed to be.

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 1d

glad the mariners won because now i don't have to watch the blue jays kick the tigers ass like this

Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 1d

intentional walk in the fucking 15th inning

i dunno man

Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 1d

i see all of you complaining about too much baseball it's cute please log off before the secret 16th inning rules take effect www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0Zs...

Futurama - Multiball! Multiball! Blerns! / Multi ball! Multi ball!

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Maureen Jice @jane.meangirls.online · 1d

the freaking Portland protest frog is warming up in the pen

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 1d

me at lap 160 of every single indy 500

Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 1d

Maybe I just die. Maybe that’s how this ends.

Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 1d

toronto blue jays watching this game like

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 1d

i want this game to go 58 more innings and also end immediately

Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 1d

THIS FUCKING GAME

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 1d

literally lolled

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 1d

maybe some of these guys just *like* extra innings

it is just an observation if i loved doing something i would also not want it to end

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 1d

ban seven nation army from all sporting events

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 1d

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 1d

i want this game to go 58 more innings and also end immediately

Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 1d

i want this game to go 58 more innings and also end immediately

Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 1d

THIS FUCKING GAME

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 1d

THIS FUCKING GAME

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SilverMoon FAFO 💙🦋💙 @silvermoonfafo.bsky.social · 3d

The Antiphibian of Portland is gearing up to be an iconic symbol of resistance

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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 1d

Extremely *well actually* voice

well actually, what if Tarik Skubal is the AL MVP

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 1d

i'm rooting for the mariners because the tigers are a young fun team (and have more talent coming!) and i like them and i'd really hate to see the blue jays have to kick their ass

Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 1d

lightgbm and light beers are a dangerous combination

Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 1d

when you see cal raleigh mash them taters

Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 1d

when that pad prik king (spicy level: "challenge me") hits

a springfieldian werewolf in shelbyville @springfieldians.bsky.social · 1d